If you support EmmaTancred, copy and paste this into your profile (WOO! TANCREDEMMA! xD) Copy this to your profile if you ever pushed the door that said pull. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile If Fanfiction consumes your life (but love it!), copy and paste this into you're profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, wait, what was i going to say? If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were not sugar-high, copy onto profile If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you ever forgot what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better good time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think people should just shut up and stop talking, put this on your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you love reading, copy this to your profile If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. Lessons Learned in Twilight: 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. 2. The future is not set in stone. 3. Men are crabby when they're hungry. 4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear. 5. True love knows no boundaries. 6. Some people are just danger magnets. 7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love. 8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle! 9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them. 10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes. 11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day. 12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain. 13. Family is about more than just blood. 14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing. 15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising. 16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings. 17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity. 18. There are exceptions to every rule. 19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid. 20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy. 21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's. 22. Cold hands = Warm heart. 23. Not breathing is uncomfortable. 24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair. 25. Romeo was an idiot. 26. Twilight is the saddest and saefest time of day. 27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone. 28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with. 29. Space heaters can be very annoying. 30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you solemly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile If you have misspelled a word less than 4 letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile. If youv'e been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. 65 percent of teens watch TV instead of read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you think we should go bother Snape, copy this to your profile. FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Say "Ding" on every floor. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. Ask, "Did you feel that?" Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" Swat at flies that don't exist. Tell people that you can see their aura. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!" WAYS TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY (i love these things!) Avoid using punctuation Finish all sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" When you go through a drive through, specify that your order is "to go" When you go out to eat, order a diet water in a serious voice At a store, set all clock radios to a polka station, turn the volume all the way up, then set them to go off all at the same time At the zoo, exit while running and screaming, "They're loose, run for your lives!" Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "The sun! It's dying!"... Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooh... I get it!"... Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training" Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment Light road flares on a birthday cake Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a" Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles" Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn Make appointments for the 31st of September Honk and wave to strangers Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public consisting of "Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip.." Pay for your dinner with pennies Tie jingle bells to all your clothes Demand that everyone address you as "your majesty" Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar," or the Mr. Rogers theme song Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture" Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice As people talk, smell their shoulders When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off" Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today Sample every flavor of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening Phone random numbers and tell them you are holding their daughter hostage Pretend you have gone completely deaf Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in restaurants Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence you say Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the" Ride a unicycle to work Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme song. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking. (Good idea!) Go to a gum ball machine insert coins until you have a matching pair of fake eyeballs. After attaining these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and over again. Drive down the street wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone theme very loud. When you get pulled over, leap into the passenger's seat and claim, "He was here a minute ago, officer!" Spread fertilizer on half your neighbor's lawn Wash and scrub the trees in your front lawn Throw newspapers back at paperboys When getting off an elevator, and you see other people waiting to get on, press a whole bunch of level numbers If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. They do? If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy this onto your profile. Heehee, if you like to laugh...heehee...alot...then paste this on your profile...HEEHEE!! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when you threaten to bite people if they don't quit whatever it is they are doing. Crazy is when you threaten to end your friendship with a life long friend just because their on Team Edward. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile If you think those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile! If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile. If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile If you get bored easily post this on your profile. If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Jacob, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. 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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now ever your parents are afraid of you because of the results, copy this onto your profile If you are planning on mobbing Stephenie Meyer’s publisher because you want Midnight Sun NOW, copy this onto your profile and get your pitchforks If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile. If you have AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder, then copy this down 98 of the internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you've ever tripped over your own toe, copy this to your profile. If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile. If you think Mike should be run over by a bus copy and paste this into your profile If you think that bus should also take out Eric copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy and paste this to your profile. If you forgot your phone number when someone asked you for it, copy this to your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you have ever ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile. Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile. I like chocolate. Cheetahs are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies. If you think you have too many of these "copy this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If your kinda person who will bust out laughing for something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you dont know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, then copy and paste this to your profile! If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this to your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. If you believe that, in another dimension, Johnny Depp actually is Captain Jack Sparrow, copy this into your profile. If your mind sometimes goes into re-runs of your favorite anime while your in school, copy and paste this onto your profile. 92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your heads off, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate child abusing, copy this into your profile: My name is Sarah Please help spread awareness that not all children are as happy as they appear. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D (too many smileys can be evil!) If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile (SUGAR HIGH!) If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile (preps should be illegal) If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! xD(apperently) 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.(stupid ppl!) If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (I would probably be, in one word, preppy. shudders) If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (xiaolin showdown and harry potter. even my family is scared of me! hehehe!) Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile (Faith is good) If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (laughing is good for the soul!) If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you have nothing better to do but copy stuff to your profile, copy this to your profile. |