Joyce Fathom
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Joined 03-20-09, id: 1872810, Profile Updated: 04-30-09

Name: Joyce Marie Fathom

Age: None of your business

Things about me:

I fear voicemail messages and foreign viruses

I hate teenagers

I love Nine Inch Nails, Trapt, Breaking Benjamin, and Metallica, but you would never know it by looking at me

I love The Clancy Brothers and The Dubliners, which you would probably know by looking at me

I am obsessed with the movies Slumdog Millionaire, Doubt, Iron Man, and The Dark Knight

I watch Batman: The Animated Series every single day

I have spent the last two months trying to locate a copy of the comic book Batman: Mad Love in my town

I don't have 55 bucks

The above sucks because Harley Quinn's action figure costs 55 bucks, as does Poison Ivy's

Every time I'm at the mall, I go to Bosco's to see if they have book 2 of Fullmetal Alchemist

They never have book 2 of Fullmetal Alchemist

I hate my friends (most of them, anyway)

Sometimes I hate myself for hating my friends, but it doesn't make me hate them any less

I have seven animals in my house, and I don't like any of them

I live with my parents and two sisters

I read the Bible every day

Right now, I am working my way through the book of Esther in the Bible

I can't scratch the back of my neck with my right hand due to a severed nerve in my shoulder

I weighed 9 lb 6 oz when I was born

I will never admit what I weigh now, not even to my closest friends (even those who I don't hate)

I am in love with two different guys, both of whom are much too old for me

I think that the lead singer of Muse sounds an awful lot like the lead singer in My Chemical Romance, the only difference being that the lead singer of Muse is not a douchebag who can't sing live like MCR

I still love MCR, I just never watch their live performances

I didn't love the Muse until one of the above older guys played it for me, and now I listen to it all of the time

My favorite author is Barry Lyga, even if he did write a crappy book like Boy Toy

Scratch that, my favorite author is Philip K. Dick, specifically for the reason that he has never written a crappy book like Boy Toy

My favorite Philip K. Dick book is Ubik

My favorite Shakespeare book is A Midsummer Night's Dream

My favorite poet is Robert W. Service (not to be mistaken for Robert Frost, as he often is)

My favorite poem from Robert W. Service is The Ballad of Blasphemous Bill (but sometimes if people ask, I tell them my fav is The Ballad of Pious Pete)

I am in love with the Joker

I am incredibly jealous of one of my friends (one of the few I don't hate)

I can't lie

I hate math, especially algebra

I homeschool

I have never told that certain friend that I am jealous of her, though I think she knows it deep down

My favorite song lyrics ever

"Black Swan" by Thom Yorke

"What will grow crooked you can't make straight

It's the price that you've gotta pay

Do yourself a favor and pack your bags

Buy a ticket and get on the train

People get crushed like buscuit crumbs

And laid down in the bitumen

You have tried your best to please everyone

But it just isn't happening

No it just isn't happening

This is your blind spot

Blind spot

It should be obvious

But it's not

You cannot kick start a dead horse

You just crush yourself and walk away

I don't care what the future holds

Because I'm right here and I'm today

With your fingers you can touch me"

Favorite Songs:

"Burn" "Head Like A Hole" "The Hand That Feeds" all by Nine Inch Nails

"Float" by Flogging Molly

"Black Swan" by Thom Yorke

"Lemon" by Katy Rose

"Headstrong" by Trapt

"Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" "Dragula" both by Rob Zombie

"Braille" "Apres Moi" "Samson" "Fidelity" "On The Radio" "Sailor Song" "Consequence of Sounds" "Us" "Music Box" "Twenty Years of Snow" "The Call" all by Regina Spektor

"Dirt Room" "Into The Ocean" "Hate Me" all by Blue October

"Schrei" "Monsoon" "Wir Sterben" "Live Every Second" "Break Away" all by Tokio Hotel

"Starlight" "Sunburn" both by Muse

"Teenagers" "I'm Not Okay" "Black Parade" "Helena" all by My Chemical Romance

"Had Enough" "Diary of Jane" both by Breaking Benjamin

"Some Kind of Monster" "Enter Sandman" "Whiskey in The Jar" all by Metallica

"Song To Say Goodbye," "Running Up That Hill," both by Placebo

Bad Jokes by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,240 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete