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Joined 09-10-04, id: 669131, Profile Updated: 01-26-10
Author has written 5 stories for Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X-2, and Kingdom Hearts.

Bio:
Name: Wudnchu Lyktanoh
Age: 20
Sex: male, for those wondering
Height: 4' 19.5"
Weight: 14.3 stones (figure it out)
Hair Color: I've been told it's auburn, but what the hell's auburn?
Eye Color: I don't really know
Likes and Dislikes: read on
Motto: My definition of ADD: Apathetic Dumbass Disorder

LIKES AND DISLIKES

Fav Games:
FFVII - X-2 + XII
Jak (all 3 + Jak X)
Chaos Legion
The Doom Series
All 4 Monkey Islands
Kingdom Hearts (both)
Golden Sun (both)
Lunar 1 and 2
SSBM
SSBB
Devil May Cry (all 4)
Viewtiful Joe
Any Legend of Zelda, including Phantom Hourglass (it was an incredible game)
Dirge of Cerberus
God of War I and II (Greatest Games Ever)
Dungeon Keeper II
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin
Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia
The World Ends With You
Shadow of the Colossus
Okami
Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
Mini Ninjas

Fav Anime:
Trigun
Fullmetal Alchemist
Outlaw Star (Greatest Anime Ever)
Cowboy Bebop
Bleach
Wolf and Spice


Fav Movies:
Hook (my favorite movie of all time)
Van Helsing
Hell Boy
Green Mile
The Core
Bruce Almighty (funniest live action movie ever)
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Pirates of the Caribbean
Dead Man's Chest (best freakin sequel of all time)
At World's End (I make happy in my pants...)
ANY Adam Sandler Movie...except 8 Crazy Nights
Harry Potter (Half-Blood Prince was a little disappointing)
Constantine
Longest Yard
Shawshank Redemption
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Finding Neverland
V for Vendetta
Over the Hedge (funniest CG movie ever)
The Reaping
Transformers
Beowulf
Advent Children
Ernest Scared Stupid
Vampire in Brooklyn
Forbidden Kingdom
ron Man
The Incredible Hulk
Kung Fu Panda
Drag Me to Hell
Sherlock Holmes
Wall-E

Fav Bands and Songs:
Evanescence -My Immortal (full band version) and Call Me When Your Sober
Ozzy Osbourne-Crazy Train
Rammstein -Benzin
Lacuna Coil -Our Truth
Joe Satriani -Always With Me, Always With You
Nickelback -Side of a Bullet
Metallica -Master of Puppets
Rob Zombie -Feel So Numb
Breaking Benjamin -Firefly
Default -You Can Count On Me
Nightwish -The Poet and The Pendulum
DragonForce -E.P.M. (best freaking band in the known universe)
Megadeth -Back in the Day
Symphony X -Set The World On Fire
Van Helsing's Curse- The entire album: Oculus Infernum, The Ultimate Halloween Saoundtrack

Fav Books:

ANY Stephen King (especially the Dark Towers)
Some Dean Koontz
Harry Potter
Bitten
Anything by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes
Eragon
The Once and Future King
Blood Sucking Fiends

Fav Manga:
Hellsing
Bleach
Black Cat
D-Gray Man
Dramacon
Naruto
One Piece

Fav Webcomics:
Comedity 2.0- comedity.com
Ctrl Alt Del- ctrlaltdel-online.com
Dominic Deegan- dominic-deegan.com (Fav)
Finder's Keepers- finderskeepers.gcgstudios.com
Geist Panik- geistpanik.com (by the same people who did Hookie Dookie Panic)
Grim Adventures From Down Below- grim.snafu-comics.com
Hooki Dookie Panic- hookiedookiepanic.com
Megatokyo- megatokyo.com
Misfile- misfile.com
Mystic Revolution- mysticrev.com
Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi- bleedman.snafu-comics.com
Sparkling Generation Valkyrie Yuuki- sgvy.com

Least favorite games:
Shadow the Hedgehog
- I know they were going for something new and fresh, but abandoning the Sonic formula altogether? Suffice to say I wanted this game until I played it.

Dragon Quest 8
- Don't get me wrong, it was a good game for what it was, but the music sucked, the story was too slow, and finishing it wasn't very satisfying.

Least favorite anime:
Naruto
- Cue insta-flame from every ninja fangirl in the universe. No, you can't diss Naruto. You just can't. Well, watch me! Ninja's don't wear orange jumpsuits, they're not loud and obnoxious, and if I hear "Believe it!" one more time, I'll wring the little prickhammer's throat myself. Believe it! The only reason I even sorta like the show is because Kakashi is frickin awesome.

Later DBZ and DBGT
- Last episode of Dragonball Z! Goku powers up to take on Majin Buu! Next episode of Dragonball Z! Goku...continues...powering up to fight Majin Buu...
Am I wrong?

One Piece
- Good concept, probably good execution in the Land of the Rising Sun, but 4Kids got a hold of it and made it suck big Cursed Fruits.

Inuyasha
- Inuyasha! Kagome! Inuyasha! Kagome! Inuyasha! Kagome!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Shut the hell up and shag already! Jeez!

Least favorite movies:
They
- What the hell? The story was good, but what the hell kind of ending is that?

Saw...all of them...
- Never seen it, never wanted to see it. If I want a horror movie, I'll get one that's genuinely scary, not just bloody/gorey/rippy stab stab.

Dreamcatcher
- Decent adaptation of a Stephen King novel, but I've read the book and parts of the movie make me cringe. Especially the ending. Duddits is not an alien!

Least favorite bands
Death Cab For Cutie
-True story: I was making out with my girlfriend (now wife) while listening to the radio. This band started playing and I had to look up and say, "What the hell is this?" If a band sucks so much that it can tear a man away from his true love...you get the picture.

Whoever sings that "Everybody clap your hands!" song in the McDonald's commercials.
- This song gets on my nerves. Enough said.

Any Rapper since MC Hammer
- I refuse to acknowledge modern Rap as music. Modern Rap is basically about three things: Material possesions (aka Bling), sexual promiscuity, and murder. Do you really want your children listening to this? Also, you need three things to be a rapper and none involve music:

1: You need to be poetic so you can rhyme.
2: You need to think fast so you can rhyme on the go.
3: You need to talk fast so if you screw up a rhyme, no one notices.

Least favorite books:
Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
- I had to force myself to read this book. I hated every waking moment of it.

Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe
- Never finished it. Couldn't. Too boring. The only thing falling apart here is my sanity.

The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
- Greatest American novel, my ass. Supposed to embody the American Dream. The only thing it told me is pursuing the American Dream is a waste of time.

My advice to you? Forget the American Dream and pursue your own dream. That way, it's unique and special only to you.

The Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien
- Don't get me wrong. I respect the man and his work, but I have tried three times to read Fellowship, and I couldn't get past page 100.

The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway
- The greater part of this book was set in France. There was too much dialog, too much description, and the only action was the idiots moving to another bar.

Least Favorite Manga:

Actually, all the Manga I've read has been surprisingly pleasant, and I've never had any complaints.


FICTION STATUS

Coming As Soon As I Get Off My Ass To Write Them...

Rikku's Random Acts of Comedy (FFX)
Power Rangers for goths
Make fun of Warcraft and other MMOs
Lord of the Rings in 1000 Words or Less
Star Wars in 1000 Words or Less
Full Metal Alchemist/Final Fantasy crossover

WIP (work in progress)

Aeon Wars: Revelation (8 chapters) Will be updating more frequently, now that DC is finished.
Aeon Wars II: Rebellion (Coming Soon)
Aeon Wars III: Resurrection (Coming Soon)

Keyslayer -(1 chapter with more in the way)

I need reviews on Keyslayer to see if it's a worthwhile project. The story seems right in my head, but I'm not quite sure on how to execute it. Let me know what you think about the story so far.

FFX: Dark Zone -(1 chapter)

FINIS

My Immortal Emotion -(16 chaps & an epilogue)

Divine Comedy (22 chaps) coauthored with Shadoobie. Read her stuff or I'll give you a metal titty twister. It's just like a normal titty twister, except with salad tongs.

Not quite sure on the details yet, but be sure to catch the sequel to Divine Comedy on Shadoobie's page: Fury of the Storm (working title)

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May It Be by KrimzonGuard Bites BaronP reviews
Spargas mourns the loss of their beloved king and Sake finally finds personal freedom with a little help from a meddling Precursor. Now Jak and Sake must face the biggest challenge yet- The rest of their lives.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,831 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Jak M.
Jak and Daxter: After the Storm by Alternative Delirium reviews
Jak and Daxter are back, once again defending Haven from an inside menace. Their to-do list consists of taking names and kick'n ass, tutoring Keira in the ways of the battle, and deciding what to do about a mysterious dream...
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,938 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Jak M., Keira - Complete
Sora Donald Goofy Who's the girl? by 9We're All Mad Here6 reviews
What if Fuu had a more involved role in KH2? RoxasxFujin, slight FujinxSora, SoraxKairi, NaminexRiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,851 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/6/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006
Digimon: Frontier Legacy by mario72486 reviews
New Chosen, Spirits, and possibilities. Chapter 6, or should I say, Chapter 6, Part 1 has been reworked. Have fun reading the longer rendition!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 167,372 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 11/27/2004
Journey to the Center of Herself by taggerung0254 reviews
The End is...HERE! The LAST chapter!
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,890 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Rikku, Gippal - Complete
Cast Away with Seto Kaiba by sempaiko reviews
Tea is stranded on a deserted island with Seto Kaiba!What'll happen?Anything that can happen when you're stuck all alone with someone you despise.Being alone together may drive them to any number of places.[Kaiba x Tea] [Seto x Anzu]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,710 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba
Fight for Jenna by Nightmare-chan22 reviews
Ch.24:: FelixHama romance! Anyway, Piers has developed a crush on Jenna. Just when he gets Felix's permission to take her to dinner, things go bad... especially when Garet comes back for Jenna!
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,102 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 5/12/2004
Love Bites by Mikaa reviews
Written by Kyarorain PostGS:TLA. After their adventures, the characters in Golden Sun attempt to settle down in their relationships. Attept to, anyway. Finally finished uploading. ::COMPLETED::
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,552 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Complete
What if by KrimzonGuard Bites BaronP reviews
The adventure draws to a close as the two young lovers go there seperate ways. Youll laugh, youll cry... youll wish them the best of luck. -COMPLETE-
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 47,787 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Complete
Remember to Forget by Selffie reviews
Rikku, the former Gullwing, the former Guardian, the former Al Bhed princess, has vanished. When she reappears, will Gippal be able to bring back out her inner-child? GippalxRikku, R&R
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,709 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/8/2005 - Published: 12/26/2004
Enchanted Promise by Silmarwen Vanimedle reviews
Finished! Belle had a choice that night to ride home with Felipe, or take Beast back to the castle. What if she left him? The characters are much darker and situations more intense in this dramatic alternate Disney wouldn't publish.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,437 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Complete
In My Livingroom by AuronLives reviews
What will Rebecca do when the Final Fantasy characters end up in her livingroom? PG-13 for mild language. chapter 11 finally up!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,773 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/6/2004 - Published: 7/13/2003
Seven Days by Dragon Empress reviews
*My first Golden sun fic!* Heh, on their return to Vale, Isaac realises he's only got one week to convince Mia to stay permanently. Of course, Garet gets roped into helping out too. Then there's Ivan bathroom obsession, Jenna's Garet obsession, and Felix'
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,501 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2003 - Published: 1/11/2003
Sonic Adventures: On the road by Scotty CF reviews
The Sonic crew are going to begin a journey together in an RV, and they have some amazing adventures. Read & review, please. Thank you!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,105 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/24/2002 - Published: 8/9/2002
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Final Fantasy X: Dark Zone reviews
AU: Tidus lands in Spira, but not the one we know. Here, Summoners are evil, the Al Bhed are murderous, and Sin is revered as a god. How will Tidus convince an evil Yuna not to sacrifice him to Sin?
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008
The Aeon Wars: Revelation reviews
Yuna's granddaughter finds a mysterious Aeon and now must go on a journey to seal away the most dangerous Aeon of all time: Leviathan. Mild sexual content, minimal profanity, plenty of violence.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 3/18/2006
Keyslayer reviews
Post KH2. A man called the Keyslayer has tracked Sora down and seeks to destroy the Keyblade, but not just Sora's. Riku's and Mickey's are in danger as well. And what of the mysterious WorldKey.exe program Tron found in the Radiant Garden computers?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2007
The Divine Comedy reviews
CoAuthor: Shadoobie, sequel to Black Phoenix and My Immortal Emotion. The four guardians of Spira return. Filled with profanity, cheap, meaningless sex, and booze, which would explain the rating.
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 131,135 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Complete
My Immortal Emotion reviews
The Fayth throw a young man with a past of broken hearts into Spira, where he finds love and sorrow. Inspired by Evanescence 'My Immortal', rated for language and content in chapters 10 & 13.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,613 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Complete