Author has written 5 stories for Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X-2, and Kingdom Hearts.
Bio:
Name: Wudnchu Lyktanoh
Age: 20
Sex: male, for those wondering
Height: 4' 19.5"
Weight: 14.3 stones (figure it out)
Hair Color: I've been told it's auburn, but what the hell's auburn?
Eye Color: I don't really know
Likes and Dislikes: read on
Motto: My definition of ADD: Apathetic Dumbass Disorder
LIKES AND DISLIKES
Fav Games:
FFVII - X-2 + XII
Jak (all 3 + Jak X)
Chaos Legion
The Doom Series
All 4 Monkey Islands
Kingdom Hearts (both)
Golden Sun (both)
Lunar 1 and 2
SSBM
SSBB
Devil May Cry (all 4)
Viewtiful Joe
Any Legend of Zelda, including Phantom Hourglass (it was an incredible game)
Dirge of Cerberus
God of War I and II (Greatest Games Ever)
Dungeon Keeper II
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin
Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia
The World Ends With You
Shadow of the Colossus
Okami
Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
Mini Ninjas
Fav Anime:
Trigun
Fullmetal Alchemist
Outlaw Star (Greatest Anime Ever)
Cowboy Bebop
Bleach
Wolf and Spice
Fav Movies:
Hook (my favorite movie of all time)
Van Helsing
Hell Boy
Green Mile
The Core
Bruce Almighty (funniest live action movie ever)
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Pirates of the Caribbean
Dead Man's Chest (best freakin sequel of all time)
At World's End (I make happy in my pants...)
ANY Adam Sandler Movie...except 8 Crazy Nights
Harry Potter (Half-Blood Prince was a little disappointing)
Constantine
Longest Yard
Shawshank Redemption
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Finding Neverland
V for Vendetta
Over the Hedge (funniest CG movie ever)
The Reaping
Transformers
Beowulf
Advent Children
Ernest Scared Stupid
Vampire in Brooklyn
Forbidden Kingdom
ron Man
The Incredible Hulk
Kung Fu Panda
Drag Me to Hell
Sherlock Holmes
Wall-E
Fav Bands and Songs:
Evanescence -My Immortal (full band version) and Call Me When Your Sober
Ozzy Osbourne-Crazy Train
Rammstein -Benzin
Lacuna Coil -Our Truth
Joe Satriani -Always With Me, Always With You
Nickelback -Side of a Bullet
Metallica -Master of Puppets
Rob Zombie -Feel So Numb
Breaking Benjamin -Firefly
Default -You Can Count On Me
Nightwish -The Poet and The Pendulum
DragonForce -E.P.M. (best freaking band in the known universe)
Megadeth -Back in the Day
Symphony X -Set The World On Fire
Van Helsing's Curse- The entire album: Oculus Infernum, The Ultimate Halloween Saoundtrack
Fav Books:
ANY Stephen King (especially the Dark Towers)
Some Dean Koontz
Harry Potter
Bitten
Anything by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes
Eragon
The Once and Future King
Blood Sucking Fiends
Fav Manga:
Hellsing
Bleach
Black Cat
D-Gray Man
Dramacon
Naruto
One Piece
Fav Webcomics:
Comedity 2.0- comedity.com
Ctrl Alt Del- ctrlaltdel-online.com
Dominic Deegan- dominic-deegan.com (Fav)
Finder's Keepers- finderskeepers.gcgstudios.com
Geist Panik- geistpanik.com (by the same people who did Hookie Dookie Panic)
Grim Adventures From Down Below- grim.snafu-comics.com
Hooki Dookie Panic- hookiedookiepanic.com
Megatokyo- megatokyo.com
Misfile- misfile.com
Mystic Revolution- mysticrev.com
Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi- bleedman.snafu-comics.com
Sparkling Generation Valkyrie Yuuki- sgvy.com
Least favorite games:
Shadow the Hedgehog
- I know they were going for something new and fresh, but abandoning the Sonic formula altogether? Suffice to say I wanted this game until I played it.
Dragon Quest 8
- Don't get me wrong, it was a good game for what it was, but the music sucked, the story was too slow, and finishing it wasn't very satisfying.
Least favorite anime:
Naruto
- Cue insta-flame from every ninja fangirl in the universe. No, you can't diss Naruto. You just can't. Well, watch me! Ninja's don't wear orange jumpsuits, they're not loud and obnoxious, and if I hear "Believe it!" one more time, I'll wring the little prickhammer's throat myself. Believe it! The only reason I even sorta like the show is because Kakashi is frickin awesome.
Later DBZ and DBGT
- Last episode of Dragonball Z! Goku powers up to take on Majin Buu! Next episode of Dragonball Z! Goku...continues...powering up to fight Majin Buu...
Am I wrong?
One Piece
- Good concept, probably good execution in the Land of the Rising Sun, but 4Kids got a hold of it and made it suck big Cursed Fruits.
Inuyasha
- Inuyasha! Kagome! Inuyasha! Kagome! Inuyasha! Kagome!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Shut the hell up and shag already! Jeez!
Least favorite movies:
They
- What the hell? The story was good, but what the hell kind of ending is that?
Saw...all of them...
- Never seen it, never wanted to see it. If I want a horror movie, I'll get one that's genuinely scary, not just bloody/gorey/rippy stab stab.
Dreamcatcher
- Decent adaptation of a Stephen King novel, but I've read the book and parts of the movie make me cringe. Especially the ending. Duddits is not an alien!
Least favorite bands
Death Cab For Cutie
-True story: I was making out with my girlfriend (now wife) while listening to the radio. This band started playing and I had to look up and say, "What the hell is this?" If a band sucks so much that it can tear a man away from his true love...you get the picture.
Whoever sings that "Everybody clap your hands!" song in the McDonald's commercials.
- This song gets on my nerves. Enough said.
Any Rapper since MC Hammer
- I refuse to acknowledge modern Rap as music. Modern Rap is basically about three things: Material possesions (aka Bling), sexual promiscuity, and murder. Do you really want your children listening to this? Also, you need three things to be a rapper and none involve music:
1: You need to be poetic so you can rhyme.
2: You need to think fast so you can rhyme on the go.
3: You need to talk fast so if you screw up a rhyme, no one notices.
Least favorite books:
Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
- I had to force myself to read this book. I hated every waking moment of it.
Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe
- Never finished it. Couldn't. Too boring. The only thing falling apart here is my sanity.
The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
- Greatest American novel, my ass. Supposed to embody the American Dream. The only thing it told me is pursuing the American Dream is a waste of time.
My advice to you? Forget the American Dream and pursue your own dream. That way, it's unique and special only to you.
The Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien
- Don't get me wrong. I respect the man and his work, but I have tried three times to read Fellowship, and I couldn't get past page 100.
The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway
- The greater part of this book was set in France. There was too much dialog, too much description, and the only action was the idiots moving to another bar.
Least Favorite Manga:
Actually, all the Manga I've read has been surprisingly pleasant, and I've never had any complaints.
FICTION STATUS
Coming As Soon As I Get Off My Ass To Write Them...
Rikku's Random Acts of Comedy (FFX)
Power Rangers for goths
Make fun of Warcraft and other MMOs
Lord of the Rings in 1000 Words or Less
Star Wars in 1000 Words or Less
Full Metal Alchemist/Final Fantasy crossover
WIP (work in progress)
Aeon Wars: Revelation (8 chapters) Will be updating more frequently, now that DC is finished.
Aeon Wars II: Rebellion (Coming Soon)
Aeon Wars III: Resurrection (Coming Soon)
Keyslayer -(1 chapter with more in the way)
I need reviews on Keyslayer to see if it's a worthwhile project. The story seems right in my head, but I'm not quite sure on how to execute it. Let me know what you think about the story so far.
FFX: Dark Zone -(1 chapter)
FINIS
My Immortal Emotion -(16 chaps & an epilogue)
Divine Comedy (22 chaps) coauthored with Shadoobie. Read her stuff or I'll give you a metal titty twister. It's just like a normal titty twister, except with salad tongs.
Not quite sure on the details yet, but be sure to catch the sequel to Divine Comedy on Shadoobie's page: Fury of the Storm (working title)