![]() Author has written 9 stories for Neopets, Super Smash Brothers, Pokémon, and Sonic the Hedgehog. HI!This is my bio.I'll tell ya alittle 'bout myself Name:Laura Age:Physically 18,mentally 6 Sex:Get your minds outta the gutter! Looks:Short brown hair,blue eyes,blank look and I'm a little on the puggy side Personality:Lazy,obsesed with video games(is that realy a bad thing?)and enjoys beating up my little brother. Things that piss me off:Abuseshipping(EVIL!),flamers,homophopics,n00bs(STOP SPAMING THE BOARDS!),new pokemon dub voices,Omochao,Sonic/Pokemon haters, 4Kids (sends a nuke bomb to the 4Kids HQ "THAT'S FOR F_KING UP ONE PIECE!"), game delays (I wanted Brawl for Christmas, damn it!)and losing to my friends at games in general, when WOW raids go to shit Fave Games:SSBM,Wind Waker,Saphire,XD:Gale of Darkness, Diamond,SA2:B,Kirby Air Ride,Mario Kart:DD,Twilight Princess, Rayman Raving Rabids, Wario Ware: Touched/Smooth Moves, DDR, WOW Fave foods:EVERYTHING! Fave Shows/Cartoons/Anime:Amazing Race,FMA, Ouron High School Host Club,Naruto,CardCaptors,Strawberry Panic,Big Brother, Death Note, Chobits, Elfen Lied, Ghost Stories(english dub), Survivor, Bottle Fairy, Vandread Home town:GrandFalls-Windsor,Newfoundland,Canada ~Copy and Paste~ I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried their daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had a realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court said I am an unfit mother because I now live with a another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to deal with society hating me. I am a the man who stopped attending church, not becuase I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents that he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. I'll try to update often...and now...POINTLESS QUOTES! "If life gives you spinach,throw rocks back at life."-Shannan 'on MSN' "We suck and we're danm proud of it!"-Robyn 'during band class' "The trumpet players all seem to be off in La-La land.""Yah we're in La-La Land!"-Mr.Wooton(my band teacher)and Mathew Strong(fellow trumpet player)'during band class' "Better then 8th""Shut up"-Me and Ashely playing Mario Kart DoubleDash'after Ashely got in 6th' "Just leting Knuckles pilot the shuttle on the way over here is more dangerious then you'll ever be."Sonic'SA2:B' "I died and heaven wouldn't let me in, and hell was afraid I would take over."-Shadow'Manipulated Love' "I'm tried of playing second banana to a man who wears a bra!"-Barnecel Boy'Spongebob Squarepants' "SONIC,LET'S GO ON OUR HONNEYMOON!"-Amy'Sonic Heros' "Go press Y"-Me'don't ask' "nowifyouexcusemeIhavetogoputaturkeyinthelawnmowerBYE" -Mewtwo'A Wish Come True?' "Someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?""No, he discovered beer last night."-Articuno/Lugia'For the Love of Lugia II' "Evil beware, we have waffles."-Raven'Teen Titans' "My spoon is too big."-Random Spoon Dude'Rejected Cartoons' "You decreped monkey skeleton!"-Jonny T'don't ask' "LLAMA!"-Me and Ashley'don't ask' "Awkward!"Me and the not so almighty co writers'don't ask' "Guess what?I'm 55 percent insane!It said so on the internet!"-Me'don't ask' "You're living in a dream world Miss. Platypus, a dream world! A place where Hitler delivers presents on Christmas Eve, and Chickens pilot stealth bombers whilst humming the Inspector Gadget theme song."-Gravy'Serbii.net Fourms' "Love is like magic, and in magic you can't say "you can't make that thing explode" or "humans can't fly", so if you can't put limitations on magic, then what makes love any different?"-Me, 'review for You're Not Alone(consider for a moment)' "Why does The Shopping Channel want to kill me?""Because Brittany told it to."-Me and Ashley'don't freaking ask' "Your first task is to go look for food yonder.""Where the heck is yonder?""(Points to a random neon sign that says "Yonder" pointing to a Needs, Sobey's, orange tree, etc)""Oh...that's yonder."-My friend Rachel and Link'from the random Survivor fic that has an epoludge that is it's own story involving marrage councling, vodka, BeatleJuice and the basement of a Hello Kitty department store' "Existed a beat of heart of underwears and chance. When this thus this is dark, the sentiment Gunsky the bad beam that is, the nine or bus where these methodological underwears she is new you it knows that Shincho finishes. With regard to in those that are hijgde eevee, the breeze, omhoog that floats late with air. I... that it cannot consider! Your growth Eevee! What means that eevee thanks to discernibly already that hijgde for the second time the breeze. It marks that argon paid those failures in eeveevlotter. Possibility, Eevee without faith, exists I! You now... the food of meat?"-Cave of Drangonflies'...O_o' "From this experiment, it was concluded that I have no idea what to type here."-Me'on a science report' "Arcade game wisdom: if it moves, KILL IT!"-Justin'being random on MSN "When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?"-Justin'being random on MSN again' "Damn you Senpi Primmer! You ruined my milk drinking exprence forever!"-Me'don't ask' "Duck tape is like the force; it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."-random t-shirt "Right! I forgot! Fish is a poultry!"-some random girl'bored friday afternoon in careers class' "We are not worthy(bows at TV).All hail Viz."-Me'after watching the new Death Note dub' "I can be a hore! Don't deny me my right to be a hore!"-Alecia'watching 300 after we had WAY too much Pepsi' "Well, duh. It won't be Pokémon XD whatever. It's obviously gonna be Pokémon LOL, followed by Pokémon ROFL, and the adult version, Pokémon LMAO./hilarioussarcasm"-Cariyaga'Serebii.net forums' "This job is so much better then being a bingo ball."-A passing Blumarro'Dice-a-Roo(Neopets)' |
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