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The Imperative by LJ Summers reviews
This is a look at what Sam Uley calls the mating imperative in an imprinted relationship. Third in my Imprinting: The Mating Imperative series, it is rated M for the more sensual theme and one long weekend. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,520 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bella, Embry - Complete
Let's Talk About Sex by Suki59 reviews
A Giggle/Snort Award nominee, this silly ficlet is in response to the Weekly One-Shot Challenge for week 15 of 2010: Find and use your favorite and most ridiculous sexual slang in a story. Sookie and Eric become afflicted with a bad case of potty mouth.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 7,206 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3774 - Favs: 4,448 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
drumsticks by micahskitty reviews
"Baby, need an instruction manual to find that button too?" - Rachel learns to play Rock Band which Puck finds is not a good thing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
The First Breath by ElleCC reviews
When grief and uncertainty threaten to drown you, how do you catch your breath? For Support Stacie Auction winner JAustenlover. Collab with LaViePastiche. AH, Bella/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,203 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Slow and Steady by LilyoftheValley77 reviews
It's been five years since Edward left Bella in the forest. She has almost recovered fully from that night, but when someone re-enters her life unexpectedly, will memories come flooding back causing pain or help her move on once and for all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,817 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
CinderBella by Round Mound of a Beehound reviews
A crackfic version of Cinderella. Rated M-Written for the Round Mound Crackfic contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2009
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 3,351 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Return To Hell by oh-hale-yeah reviews
Five years after escaping Maria's army, Peter still has a debt to repay. But when at last he returns it's nothing like what he expected. How much does he really know about the man to whom he owes his life? Jasper, it seems, is a man of many careful masks
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Stardust by sunflowerb reviews
358/2 Days SPOILERS. Suddenly she's gone; but then again, she was never really there. roxion. drabblish.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Roxas, Xion - Complete
Royale by EmmaleeWrites05 reviews
Jasper/Bella - AU, AH, Slightly OOC – Bella works her butt off for a gentlemans bar - Royale - to provide for her family but she learns some unfortunate details about her husband & turns to the one true friend she has. Rated M for future lemony goodness..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Hardest Part by LJ Summers reviews
Winner of multiple awards, this is the first story of my Imprinting: The Mating Imperative series. How Embry imprints on his best friend's girl and does his best to win her love while exploring the imprinted relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,257 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - [Embry, Bella] - Complete
Golden Moon by NusiainForks reviews
Bella doesn't fall apart after Edward leaves, especially when she discovers Jasper stayed behind. But with Alice waiting for Jasper in Alaska, will Bella find new love or be abandoned again? BxJas AU/OOC Bellie Award Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 242,012 - Reviews: 5718 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 2,215 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Outlandish Courtship of Isabella Swan by Krum Cake reviews
My Twilight Gift Exchange gift to septentrion. These are the jumbled witness testimonials never gathered, that, when pieced together in the right order, reveal one of the strangest courtships Forks, Washington has ever seen. AU/AH. Rating for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
Tanqueray & Tonic and Other Assorted Cocktales by wtvoc reviews
side notes from Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by jandco and withthevampsofcourse. outtakes, if you will. starting with emmett. rated M for well... sexytimes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,062 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 4,258 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
One More Taste by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Edward isn't able to stop Jasper at Bella's birthday party-but he doesn't get enough. He wants more, and he'll do anything to get it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,298 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Be My Biggest Fan by Crash Hale reviews
Lead guitarist Jasper shows Bella what she's been missing in her long term relationship. Will a one night stand become an ongoing affair? Or maybe something more? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,986 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
L’esprit de l’escalier by Nyah reviews
His mind was both things. The unstoppable force and the immovable object." During the Nevada takeover Eric suddenly regained his memories. How, exactly, did that happen? Chapter 3/3
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,274 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,595 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dead Wrong by Meg2 reviews
Follows Dead and Gone, spoilers all nine books, some short stories
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,409 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 169 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Sookie, Eric
The Pros and Cons of Breathing by Seraphly reviews
Takes places after New Moon. A non-canon FF Jasper/Bella . Jasper comes back to check up on Bella, but can't leave after he sees the wake of destruction he caused.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,805 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Do What It Takes by JaspersStoryAlter reviews
WARNING: Explicit Violence. Bella asks Jasper to help her learn to control her shield but they have to shake her subconcious into action.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Epiphany by walkingaftermidnight reviews
Bella makes a painful mistake and must delve into the past in order to save her relationship with Jacob. As the pieces slowly come together she experiences a personal revelation, but will this clarity help her gain Jacob's forgiveness? Bella/Jacob NewMoon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,076 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
In The Evening by DCWriter16 reviews
PREQUEL piece to The Deep. Eric struggles with his decision about his relationship with Sookie.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Eric - Complete
Midnight Margaritas by Writerwithabite reviews
Late nights, break ups and margaritas lead to interesting things. Is it a start of a new romance or a just a complication? "Love is friendship set on fire"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,085 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Time by Elisabeth-l reviews
Time has never been a friend of Jasper Hale's. When Bella's life is coming to an end, he struggles to tell her that forever isn't good enough for him. Jasper/Bella. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Major Jasper and Blackbird by Calendulam reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 234 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Cullens and Paintball by Miss Whoniverse reviews
An epic war of the sexes within the Cullen household results in shame, depression, laughter, evilness, plot twists, and all round FUNNYNESS! Definitely my favourite fic so far that I have written. Please REVIEW! Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Some Sense by HeavensBells reviews
A short scene in which Bella chooses Jacob in Eclipse. Something that makes perfect sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Aiding and Abetting by Calendulam reviews
Bella spends an evening with Emmett and Carlisle while the rest of the family is away hunting and Edward is decidedly unamused when Alice has a vision of what they're up to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All That I've Got by BlackWingedGabriel reviews
Takes place during New moon after Edward leaves. Bella discovers a mysterious vampire in Forks with a past so dark it puts her life in danger and makes her question her loyalty towards the Cullens. Will Edward and Bella's love be strong enough to last?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,378 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007
Fear by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: Bella’s courage does have its limits. The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come. Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Gag Gift Day by theenvylover reviews
Bella gets dragged into another Cullen family tradition with some disasterous results
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete