Aureachiale Valkyrie
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Joined 09-06-03, id: 451192
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.
*lights come up on small person behind writing desk, looks up* Damn! *shouts offstage* MARLA! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS OPENING NIGHT!!! *Throws pencil to ground*Yeah... um HI! This is where I am supposed to talk to you people about myself... BUT! This IS the Internet and I can't be sure who's out there... you may be some weird, creepy 40 yearold guy livng in his parents basement that's looking for a 'mate' or some scary sh* like that... so I'll be general in meh description. *pulls out big book to write in*

Um.. *thinks, begins writing* I'm a little odd... okay Im a freak.. OMG freak OMG OMG OMG FREAK! As you can see... It comes from being a Drama Kid. Yes.. I'm one of THOSE! One of the many people who aspire to be the next Audrey Hepburn... I act. A LOT! *strikes a pose* My school has an AWESOME theatre prgram.. maybe because it's a PERFORMING ARTS SCHOOL! I live, sleep breathe and drink all aspects of theatre and film... and I take numerous classes on subjects not usually offered at other schools. (History of Shakespearean Theatre anyone?)

I am also VERY HYPERACTIVE WHOOOO! *runs around util she hits walls... repeats* I'm the person running around the courtyard at lunch screaming.. or in the food court at the mall...screaming...or talking in weird accents...or setting fire to small children... *goes paranoid*

AHEM! Anyway, I enjoy candlelit dinners, and long walks on the beach...actually I do..though I have never had a candlelit dinner or a romantic walk by the beach... okay... I like-a many things: Theatre and Film... Harry Potter, LOTR, Wicked, Avenue Q, (and any other play featuring awesome singing puppets and flying monkeys... or any play in general), Shakesspeare (dream role= Puck), My laid back parents, my interesting beliefs, Theatre and Film, chocolate, POTC, the color red, Haldir (ONLY HALDIR! No Leggy fo' meh), Scrapbooking, sleeping, music from anytime other than NOW, Theatre and Film, astrology, taking online quizzes and numerous OTHER things you care nothing about you sick psycho! WHY ARE READING MY PROFILE THING??? ARE YOU STALKING ME?? *cowers*

Sorry... got a little over dramatic there... back to the subject at hand!Like any human being... I DISLIKE things too.. these THINGS just so happen to be... My ex-boyfriend (who broke up with me because I wasn't the right religion.) *which brings us too..* PEOPLE WHO TRY TO FORCE THEIR RELIGION ON YOU! *twitches* OKAY! I have nothing against God or anything.. I believe in him... I just hate listening to people tell me that I am going to go to Hell for havng no religion. Maybe I am! OH WELL! I am HAPPY... thank you very much.. (now Im going to get numerous e-mails from people offended on my beliefs and Then I'll have to explain the whole story behind ME)I also dislike snotty poeple, vanilla pudding, spaghetti, whiny people,pop-up adds for weird things (okay.. I DON'T HAVE A PENIS!! THEREFORE I AM IN NO NEED OF MAKING IT BIGGER), people with no ambition, Irish Spring soap, normal things, boring movies, pens that run out of ink too quickly, rap music (it scares me... really), liars, people who don't appreciate the art of theatre and take PICTURES DURING A PERFORMANCE! *fumes* I seem to dislike people in general...don't I? NOOO! I really love everyone!!! *huggles*

OKAY! on to more useless stuff about me.
I tend to start fics and then feel like no one likes them, so.. i stop writing them all together. That es mi problemo. If you could be so kind and review when you see fit, I would love you forever! WHOO!

I am a girl...Just to clear up the gender thingy... My name probably already reveals that abou me soo... there really was no need to announce that...apparently I just like to hear the sound of pounding on the keyboard! *closes book*

There! I'm done.. amazing you stuck through this awful torture long enough to get to the end! w00t! I am impressed, you must really like me or something!!

"Dream like you'll live forever... But live like you'll die tomorrow."

Close Encounters from the Third Age reviews
You probably think me to be some raving fan girl, writing herself into one of the books...I assure you I am not...This is truly what happened to me, whether or not you believe it is another story." A woman's life changes when an Elf 'drops in' unexpectedl
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,148 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Haldir