Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. If you read this, you will get a prize!Imagine a tall, thin, blond bombshell, then stop imagining that and you’ve got me. I’m shortish... actually, I’m the height of the average waitress 5'4", which doesn’t give me a lot of career choices, and i have been told many times that i ridiculously long legs and no torso... i have abnormally small, high arched feet that baffle medical professionals . (I have deduced this from medical professionals telling me that my feet baffle them, and i figure that they are small because i wear a size 5 shoe and my feet haven’t grown since i was eight, and i am now 16.) I dance ballet (where my bafflingly small, high arched feet are praised and accepted), play piano, paint, draw, sing, bake, do needle point, have been told that i have the most beautiful handwriting, hold the door for people at the movie theater, help the ushers pick up trash at said movie theater, pretend to be British on the phone when telemarketers call, prefer to wear skirts or dresses rather than pants, have been frequently mistaken for my friend’s mothers, and have been told repeatedly that i would have been the picture of high society if i was living in London in the 1800's. |
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