Nefayrious
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Joined 09-18-03, id: 457222
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm not sure what my name is. Since it's not really me writing this.

It's me.

Well. Sort of. NO. It's ME! It's not HER though.

Who's HER you ask?

The one who is not me. And who should be writing this.

So I'm not sure what her name is. Well, I know what her name is (I'm not stupid) but I don't know what she wants to be called here. But it isn't cause I'm stupid.

I think she's 18. But that's a lie. She is 18. I think she's three.

She's really weird. I'm the only normal, sane one. She's also too lazy to write this on her own.

Actually, she's making me Ramen.

Anyways. Read and review her stories, or else fear the wrath of me. Not her. Me. The one who is not her. Duh.

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Note: Formerly known as Natalya8287. Because numbers have started getting on my nerves.

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Note 2: Read my stuff on fiction press, www.fictionpress.com/~faythless . 'Tis good. I demand you read.

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Note 3: Also, I have a lot of short stories and poetry here: www.fadedecho.blogdrive.com . Read it.

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Note 4: In chapter eight of Parchment Projectiles of Love, Harry blushes. This is what I imagine he looked like: eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/humphjump.jpg . Okay, so not really, but the picture made me smile anyway. xD

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What do I care by Serpentina reviews
Hermione Granger has some problems. Her boyfriend is ignoring her, her best friend needs things from her that she can't give and she's got a terrible secret. But help and sympathy come from an unexpected source ... HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,082 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Saving Prefect Granger by Harmonic Friction reviews
Draco realizes he's desperately in love with Hermione which leads to hijinks such as looking gay at every turn, avoiding girlfriend Pansy, and Malfoy family drama. Along the way, he gets help from unexpected sources and finds out that he has a soul (now he just needs to convince Hermione of that!). Crackfic originally written in the midst of fandom insanity. Rebooted. (Dramione.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,163 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G., Pansy P., Percy W.
Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE! by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2819 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bend It Like Weasley by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP! Loosely based on "Bend It Like Beckham." A girls' Quidditch team, with students from each House, forms at Hogwarts. A coach with questionable motives is the least of their worries. D-G, post OOTP, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 225,109 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Damsel in Distress by roses in bloom reviews
A story of obsession, boys in ski masks, and the ever so lovable couple of Hermione Granger and Blaise Zabini. Warning: Randomness may ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 29,980 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Sneaky Slytherin and the Redhead's Revenge by Yazethet reviews
♦COMPLETE♦ Blackmail, intrigue, lust and yes, snogging. He thought he detested her, she knows she loathes him. Can Draco win Ginny over before she tries to completely humiliate him in front of the entire school?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,667 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 4,289 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pineapple, Yum! Or, oh, Coconut! by Persephone-Granger reviews
The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Bunkbeds by Dee-and-Essy reviews
WARNING: Contains bad language, character bashing, imaginary basilisks, inappropriate student teacher relations, babelized French, crossdressing, 'The 24 Hour Soap Opera Network', violence, Communism and eye of newt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,759 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 5/9/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Terrifié by Calypso in Love reviews
Hermione is abused by her uncle. She's at Hogwarts, scared as always, but someone is noticing her strange behavior... Malfoy. And as he watches her, is he slowly falling in love with a girl who's terrified of him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,483 - Reviews: 2867 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Walking Higher by Faith Accompli reviews
Ginny's fifth year. She feels ignored and unloved, so she does what any irrational teenage witch would do: bring back a sociopathic young dark lord who tried to kill her. Of course, this time she's in complete control of the situation. Really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,732 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pleasure and Pain by Thalia Kendall reviews
They walk the fine line between love and hate between pleasure and pain. A dark DG oneshot written for a prompt by Mynuet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Falling After You by little majesty reviews
Sometimes, falling can be simple. It's realising that you have that takes time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,280 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2255 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Daisies at Dawn by fire-and-ice89 reviews
He had come to the hospital wing determined to forget Hermione. Instead, her impression was etched even deeper into his mind and heart. 'Did you make this daisy chain', He asked, twirling it casually around his index finger. ONE SHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Love where you least expect it by Pink Magic Marker reviews
Harry and Hermione are the perfect couple,or not? Ever since Harry found out that Ron has a crush on Hermione, He starts to scare her into staying with him..scaring her turns to abuse..Little does Hermione know, she finds new love in who she least expects
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,038 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Power of Dance by MystyKitty reviews
The dance gave her power, gave her strength to carry on, allowed her to forget. The dance was her everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,493 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
To Wed the Enemy by Ailleann reviews
In the wake of the final battle against Voldemort, former Deatheater families are shunned and threatened. To bridge the gap forming in the wizarding world, the Minister of Magic proposes to marry Ginny and Draco to form a political alliance. DMGW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,485 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
An Ideal Death Eater by Singtoangels1 reviews
But where's my egg, Ginny asked. "Draco's supposed to crack an egg and give it to me before we eat the cake."::Mrs Weasley pursed her lips before she bit into a thin slice of beef. "I think Draco's cracked enough of your eggs," she said with some asperity
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,855 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Ron W., Draco M.
Well You're on a Holiday by Dru Sharpeye reviews
Now don't get too shocked, but yes I have updates a real chapter. Hope it's good enough for you all. Sorry for mispelling, but I think I got them all. Draco goes on vacation and needs a maid... Plot Thickens! Please RR, not blashing I'm not a prfessiona
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,853 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Her by patagonia reviews
He didn't want to admit it because it seemed so conventional, but he wanted love. He wanted Her. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Hermione G. - Complete
Snogs Galore ! by JennyMlfy reviews
It's February and a Slytherin has gotten their hands on Cupid's bow and arrows. The plan goes awry and arrows are being found all over school.Love is running amok and no one is safe. NO ONE! This fic contains many ships
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,059 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Masquerade by draigonfire reviews
COMPLETED In one night, two very different lives unexpectedly intertwined with the aid of lust, love, and 50 million galleons. Now, six years later, one truth does remain: nothing can be hidden forever. DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,576 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Seduction by WinterChanterelle reviews
This is a GinnyDraco story, but it’s not a fluffy romance about Ginny making Draco a better man and living happily ever after. It is about seduction; it is about Ginny being seduced by the Malfoys. It is about a Weasley gradually becoming a Malfoy…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,378 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/27/2004 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
If I Have To by Nymphean reviews
A light-hearted (sort of) gift fic for Mereschino. Hermione wants to snag the man of her dreams, and Ginny steps in to help. Will both girls get more than they bargained for in the love department? GWDM, HGBZ (for now), with an extremely jealous Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
The Myth of Innocence by Catalina Royce reviews
[Complete] It's a crazy place for a sixteen year old. But when there are two people inside your head, and you've deserted your family for the chance to become someone, who do you cling to when times get rough?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,282 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 9/13/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Poetic Valentines Duel by Blame The Llama reviews
Rating to be safe, and because im not good at the whole rating thing....Hermione and Draco have a poetic duel....contains confessions of the heart and a valentine to remeber! Worth the read! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Inheritance by Plastraa reviews
HermDraco Hermione Granger has made some mistakes but none worse than this, she owes Draco Malfoy a favor, and he is only too happy to collect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,723 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I Hate Everything About You by Ceres Vesta reviews
COMPLETE. Hush my friends and let them hold each other, help them make the moment last forever. In the end, it shall be Draco and Hermione, for I am the Sorting Hat, and what I say will be. "You're filthy," he drawled. "But you're beautiful."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,255 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
12 days of New Year by taintedtwistedtraumatized reviews
Let's just say that lunch on the Great Hall will never be the same when James starts to sing a New Year song. Come on, kids, let's sing along!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/30/2003 - James P. - Complete
Was I Ever Loved By You? by BookSmartBrilliance reviews
Ginny Weasley is a successful career woman, love interest of Harry Potter, & the envy of her generation. Life can’t get any better. Until something happens that brings everything crashing around her and she’s forced to see things differently DG Comple
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,902 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M.
The Plan by Mynuet reviews
COMPLETE Ginny and Hermione are tired of being dateless losers. What are two intelligent girls to do? Why, do some research and come up with a plan of action. RH and DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,957 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Seven by Metallicafangirl reviews
Hermione has to survive a week of Arithmancy lessons, potentially insane stalkers, annoying Housemates, stolen seats and forgotten homework, and remain sane throughout it all. She might survive, she might not. Let's find out
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,935 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Hermione G.
Love Sonnets by spintwin reviews
In which Cedric Diggory is stalking Marcus Flint, and Adrian Pucey is incredibly gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2003
Unforgiven by LadyRhiyana reviews
COMPLETED Ten years after the end of the war, Draco returns to England determined to reclaim his place. Unwittingly, Ginny becomes caught up in the affairs and intrigues of House Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,506 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/25/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Deep in the Subconscious of a Prankster by Sneezy Mouse reviews
* FINISHED * Hermione and Harry, as usual, have ventured to the Weasley household for the summer holidays. Comedy and fluff abound in this tale on how Fred Weasley and Hermione Granger first got together told from Fred's POV. Sequel now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,374 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/28/2002 - Published: 9/30/2002 - Hermione G., George W.
Serpent's Bride by reiko reviews
In Ginny's sixth year, Draco saved her life... and that's a wizard's debt. Now, five years later, its payback time. Especially now that Draco is in desperate need of a wife. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 178,491 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/23/2002 - Published: 2/18/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
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Starless Eyes reviews
A random collection of letters never sent. The best kind, really. HermioneDraco. Or whatever you want them to be, I suppose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Parchment Projectiles of Love reviews
No one ever said being a teenager was easy. Immaturity runs rampant, simple jewelry foretells evil happenings, and the wizarding world's only hope considers a piece of metal jammed through her tongue an acceptable fashion accessory.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,069 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.