Howdy! Welcome to my den of debauchery and demented delights, deigned "delicious" by various deities! That's a lotta D's, folks! Yes, friends, I am Lloyd, and I'm totally the coolest dude. I'm like the second coming of "Black Jack" Pershing, John Lennon and JFK. James Hetfield, Slash, and Eddie Vedder call me to ask how to be awesome, and I simlply tell them, "Just be awesome, dude." God himself came to me and told me to spread awesomeness across this painfully tepid land, and that's what I do. As you can see, I'm a pretty great guy. |