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Hey guys it Rosalie! heres some info about me! Love ya! OMC OMC OMC!! Please check out my tumblr


gender- Female

Eye color- greenish gray

Hair- unnaturally light blonde, curly. (naturally DARK blonde)

Skin color- tan

Ethnicity- uhhhhhh...

Language(s)- English

Parents- IDK! (adopted)

Phone type- Iphone 4G

Bad Habbit(s)- Bitting my lip, listening to my ipod at full blast

pet peve(s)- people calling me goth, people calling me emo , people talking to fast

Nick-Name(s)- Barbie, rosie, B, girl, twin

Best friends-Peyton

Team- TEAM I DONT GIVE A FUCK

Favorite vacation spot(s)- marthas vineyard

Favorite color(s)- Black

Favorite sports team- Alabama Football

Favorite sport(s)- Dance, gymnastics, swimming, Cheer

Favorite activities- Listening to my ipod, texting, writing, watching movies, reading, swimming, hip hop dancing

Favorite store(s)- Hot Topics, Barnes and Nobles

Favorite "mythical" creature- VAMPIRE!!

Favorite Animal- bat

Favorite Male Celeb- Andy Sixx

Favorite Female Celeb- Nikki Reed

Favorite TV show- Pretty Little Liars

Favorite movie(s)- Twilight saga,Burlesque,

Favorite book(s)- Twilight series, Vampire Accedemy series, & Jessica's guide to dating the dark side, suck it up, shiver, linger

Favorite author(s)- Stephanie Meyer, Richelle Mead, & Beth Fantaskey

Favorite Bands/singers- Black Veil Brides, Bullet for my valentine, blessthefall, three days grace, evanessance, Paramore, Fall Out boy, Linkin Park, Green Day, Panic! At the disco, Maroon 5, Metro Station, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Radiohead, Secondhan Serenade, 3OH!3, Forever the Sickest Kids, Adam Lambert, Huey, P!nk,

Favorite quotes/funny convos- "The dingo at my baby!!" -?

(This is a convo between me and my old friend peyton we were joking like we were the Twilight characters Im Bella/Edward and she is Alice! Hehehe! her/me/edward "Hey Bella!" "hi Alice." "Why are you not hyper!! Be hyper!" "Umm... It's not that I'm not hyper... It's that you are scaring me because your so hyper!" "Oh! Haha! I get it now! Ahhh! Mean kitty! NO!" "What! When did you get a cat!!" "I was bored and so I went shopping and nobody was with me so... This is the result!" "wow! Thats not weird! -rolls eyes" "Grr! I don't like your atti- OWWWWWW!! Bella it bit me!" "Well bite it back! Your the vampire!" "But thats nast- Ow! Alright thats it!!" "you bit it didnt you?" "Yes! No! Maybe! Okay Yessssss!! Ahhh! It hissed at me!" "Your scared of a cat!" "Well... it is a cat!! I know Ill get edward to help me!!" "Dont count on it! He is still mad at you for taking me away from him to go shopping!" "oh! He will for give me no worries! EDWARD! HELP ME!!" "I'm not getting involved!" "Ahh! Not good! Bella will you Help?" "No I will not! Ask someone else!" "Everyone else is hunting!" "-snickers-" -me and Alice-

"The poptarts and rubber duckys will team up and attack me with their evil sprinkles! HELP!" -me-

"Edward Cullen is like crack. Once you try him once you can't go back!" -me-


Spread the Stupidity
Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick, walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only inAmerica...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


EVER WONDER ...


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?

Why can't womenput on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do we write stuff down, but type stuff up?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why do we drive in the parkway and park in the drive way?

If flying is so safe,
why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and post this on your profile and make someone else laugh!

_started by rosaliehale1997_


Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever to groweled, hissed, or bitten people due to the fact that vampires growel, hiss, and (sometimes) bite people.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever had mutiple dreams about the Twilight series.

Copy and paste this in your profile if you have eyer bitten your sibling/friend really hard because they took Twilight out of your hands while you were reading it.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward/Emmett/Jasper/Carlisle Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward/Emmett/Jasper/Carlisle Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you were Team Edward, then got converted to Team _Jacob, copy and paste this in your profile

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if well aimed).

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist. :P )

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. (I MEAN COME ON!! I'M A V-A-M-P-I-R-E, THEREFORE HUMAN IDENTIFICATION IF POINTLESS!!)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

If you can connect anything to Twilight, copy and paste this on to your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you dont know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are wierd and proud of it, then copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy and paste this to your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If for no reason, you've laughed during a part of a movie or show that wasn't during a normally funny part, put this in your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.(Me: Also then and then... DRIVES ME INSANE!)

If you can smell trouble a mile away and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.

you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile.

If you have an insane best friend (Alice... na jk well...), copy and paste this to your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile

If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a constant enemy, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. (only every few seconds)

If you have ever walked into a wall, put this in your profile.

If you have walked into a wall more than once, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten your best friend to walk into a wall multiple times, put this in your profile.. (Becky...)

If you laugh when someone hurts themself then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something out loud that you thought you were just thinking in your head, put this in your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a novel over 300 pages in under 4 hours, paste this into your profile.

If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into you're profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you KNOW you have too many of these copy and paste things but have no intention of stopping now copy & paste into ur profile!

If you have ever tried to do something cool and ended up looking like an idiot, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people look at you funny, and think you are insane, copy and paste this to your profile.

If people do not even doubt that you are different, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, c&p this into ur profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you LOVE these copy and paste things,copy and paste this in your profile.

People are people. It doesn't matter if they're gay, straight, bi... those are just labels. Everybody deserves to have a happy life. If you agree copy and paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If you've read this ENTIRE profile and wasted about ten minutes reading what took me hours to put together, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.


If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed, angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Hikuya, Briar Elwood, Megan Cooper, xxTunstall Chickxx, Lady Kale, RosalieHale1997

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Jasper is just as hot as Edward, copy and paste this in to your profile

AACDBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s disincluding Bella Disorder
AV is Addicted to Vampires- if you have either of these copy and paste into ur pro

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you always knew in your heart-of-hearts that there was good in James, Laurent, Victoria, and the Volturi copy this into your profile

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious...Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile. WANNA-BE REBELS, UNITE!

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride), copy and paste this into your profile.

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" If one of your friends is like this c&p in your bio. ALL my friends are like this (rolls eyes)

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. ( I have more than that on one shelf of my bookcase! I have issues!)

If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you think Edward is an idiot copy and paste this in your profile

If you love Jacob copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've walked into the classroom you had the year before by accident and stood there looking around, wondering why all these midgets are in it, copy this into your profile.

Some people are like slinkies. They have absolutely no practical use, but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs- My dark side


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

(A/N: This is so cute!)


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism


25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world!


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you talk about the evil poptarts and rubber ducks coming to kill you with their evil sprinkles. Crazy is when you sing "Stick a banana in your ear" from Charlie the unicorn for an hour. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile


Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'It's because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Everyone better put this except guys!)
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (i do like hockey not so much beavers the creep me out)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD(not to drink), so I must be a VAMPIRE. (All my friends say I am a vampire)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I don't CONFORM TO STYLE so I must be UNFEMININE
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm an EMPATH so I MUST be overly emotional and crazy
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm PSYKICK so I MUST be crazy and alone
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having
problems
I SEE GHOSTS so I MUST be crazy and an athiest


A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Breaking dawn

How long did it take you to read the books?

about a week

Who introduced you to the books?

My bus buddy Alyson

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

buy

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

um...alice/emmett

Who's your favorite vampire?

EDWARD

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Embry

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"You bit a pillow! Why?"-Bella

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

When Bella first woke up from her transfermation!

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Bella punched Jacob :)

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment

Vampire sleepover! DUH

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

The one in Breaking Dawn!

Which book cover was your favorite?

eclipse!

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

yes

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

edie! jacobs mine

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Edward.

Bella or Jacob?

jacob! He has that freakin wolf thing goin on!

Bella or Alice?

Alice.

Alice or Jacob?

jake

Rosalie or Alice?

Ahhh!

Jasper or Alice?

jazz

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper

Carlisle or Esme?

carlisle! He can be my doctor anyday!

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett

Emmett or Jacob?

psh emmett all the way!

Bella or Rosalie?

rosalie!!

Esme or Charlie?

Esme.

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle. He's a freakin vampire!

Charlie or Billy?

wtf

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob!

Sam or Quil?

quil

Quil or Embry?

Embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

James cause he is HOT!

Werewolves or Vampires?

VAMPIRES!! why would you even ask that?!


Just for Fun ;)

List ten Twilight characters in no particular order.

1. Renesme

2. Rosalie Hale

3. Bella Swan

4. Edward Cullen

5. jasper Hale

6. Alice Cullen

7. Jacob Black

8. Esme Cullen

9. James

10. Charlie Swan

1. Haveyou read a five/ten fic before?

Jasper &Charlie! Uhh no...

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Bella? Ummm if I was Edward or Jacob I guess.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Alice gets Nessie pregnant? Is that even possible!

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

James? Yep!

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Jacob and Rosalie? If they didnt hate each other then PSHYA!

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Edward/Esme or Edward/James! Uhhh Edward/Esme!

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Jacob discovered Esme and Bella? Umm wow! I think he would run and jump off a bridge! {nooo}

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Rosalie and Alice move to Phoenix to get away from a horrible past where they meet Bella who's life sucked with her dad. They then runaway(again) and find Edward Emmett and jasper? Could that lead them to more heartaches considering they are players? Or a good life?

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Edward/Charlie? NOOOOOOOOOOOO

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Jasper& Nessie? Ummm... "The one I need" IDK!! "Renesmee's parents get killed by the Volturi for no reason. Alice, Rosalie, Emmett, Carlisle and Esme want nothing to do with her because she is so emotional and upset. Jasper going insane because he is having to use his ability 24/7 but he wants to stay with Nessie."

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

If Edward wanted to seduce Nessie! Ummm can you say RAPE!! And ewwwww

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

Jacob/ James. uh i dont think so... actually I know!


On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)


Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Edward vs Normal guys.

A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.


did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.


Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.


Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.


If you've ever walked into a door (or lampost) copy this onto your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how "Make it or break it" is going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.( I don't watch it often but I am mildly hooked.)

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, repost this in your profile.

Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

there were 3 girls and they were looking through peoples MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living heck out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fing psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.


Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

SAD:

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.


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Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Renesmee and Jacob by JustAGirlWithAQuill reviews
Renesmee finds out Jacob imprinted on her. How will she react? Based after 'Breaking Dawn'. Renesme is now 14, starting high school. : Rated T to be safe : PLEASE R&R! this one fan fiction was written by: Justine : not Carla
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,745 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Jacob and Renesmee Their Story by kaitie333 reviews
Renesmee is 16, phsically at least, and wants Jacob to see her as more than just best friends.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Becoming Bella by iole01 reviews
Esme finds Baby Bella by the side of the road where her mother has been killed. Will the Cullens be able to keep Bella? What secrets is she hiding? The first 4 chapters were written by awesome Emily-cullen97! This is the continuation. BxE, R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 62,307 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Discovered by Hailey C. Black reviews
Edward discovers a fourteen year old Bella. She quickly discovers his secret because she has one of her own. Edward's POV for now. BxE eventually AxJ EmxR CxEs
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,916 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Someone Wake Me Up by MadderThanTheCheshire reviews
AU - It's been three years since Edward left Bella, and now she's moving on with her life as a singer in a band. What happens when the Cullen's show up at one of her concerts?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,183 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
13 years by popprincess1120 reviews
13yrs ago Bella left w/ her unborn child. But wen Bella dies in a car accident her 13 year old daughter is left alone in the world & in a attempt to not b put in the foster system she travels from South Carolina 2 Forks 2 find a fam full sum inside OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,330 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Seth
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5478 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
That's Where Cliques Get You by ithinkitsyourbiggestpretend reviews
Alyssa is Kim's Sister, 14 year old, annoyance for Kim. How will Kim take to Alyssa Being imprinted on? Embry/OC Kim/Jared
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Embry, Kim
Isabella Swan must Die by oX Pixie Girl Xo reviews
AH, When Edward turns all the girls, bar one, against Bella, and Bella turns all the boys against Edward, Edward thinks its just a high school fight, but is shocked to find out it's not a fight, its a war. not as harsh as the title implies :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,297 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
Broken Beats by daddys.little.racer reviews
Alice Brandon is a street dancer who ran away at 12 to get away from her abusive father. She soon finds out her two brothers are in a gang and in her new life, she's falling in love with a rival gang member. Canon Couples, All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,827 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper
WhitlockHale Camp for Boys by Hailey C. Black reviews
Bella enrolls in a prestegious summer camp before her Senior year in High School so she can go to Dartmouth. When she arrives she realizes that her mother decided to overlook the fact that it is a Camp for Boys. Oh, well might as well enjoy it, right? R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,884 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Evanescence by kiki-twilighter-ever reviews
Seth imprints on a 13 year girl who is visiting her family. When she leaves he fears he will never see her again, that is in till she comes back 3 years later. But she has a dark, dark past and heavy secrets that push their relationship at every turn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,187 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Seth
Broken by Xx.ILoveTwilightTooMuch.xX reviews
I'm crap at Summaries so just read! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Quil Jr., Claire
TWILIGHT IM CHATROOM! by plsdontlookatthis reviews
The Cullens and Bella discover instant messaging. Randomness ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009
The MisAdventures of the Cullen Kids by Hailey C. Black reviews
Bella grows up with the Cullen kids as her best friends. Bella starts to date Jake in 7th grade and Edward soon realizes he has feelings for Bella other than that of the sibling variety. AH Canon Pairings eventually. Anyone wanna Beta for me? PM me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,473 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
A strange protector by Ryo Whitlock reviews
Alice brandon has a miserable life.Having to move all the time and having an abusive father. but when a tragedy strucks and she has no one to turn to Jasper Whitlock comes and protects her. all human rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,807 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Alice, Jasper
She will be Loved A Jazz and Alice story by XXSkittlesXX reviews
Tormented teenager Jasper Whitlock and his sister Rose move to Forks along with their abusive father. Alice already lives there with her adopted family, can Jasper and Alice save each other from themselves.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,065 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Alice, Jasper
CULLEN CRAZYNESS by Imstardancer12 reviews
What Happenens When the Cullens and Bella Get im! Bellas Hyperness....... Evil Bananas....... Barbies coming to life......And more.....T for unknown reasons! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella
Bella's Terrors by You-won't-see-an-iguana-here reviews
Bella is beaten by Charlie, New students are attending the highschool... I wonder who Sorry, first story, not that great at summaries All human. Rated M for violence, rape, and language. Characters may be OOC. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE A MEAN CHARLIE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,924 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Charlie S.
SUMMER, ALL WAS GOLDEN IN THE SKY by discokiller reviews
alice,bella,renesmee and rosalie have been like sisters since they could remember. what happehns when theyre parents leave for summer vacation and a group of boys move in next door....? ALLHUMAN TRADITIONAL PAIRINGS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,476 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009
Baby, It's You by deviLISH-innocence reviews
Rosalie is in love with her best friend Alice's older brother Emmett but he doesn't notice her as more than a sister. When Emmett's player days catch up with him and his baby is left on his doorstep, can romance spark as Rose trys to help? Please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,213 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
SINGLE LADIES by stephiefruit101 reviews
ROSALIE,ALICE, AND BELLA ARE SISTERS. AFTER AND ACIDENT WHEN THEIR MOM DIES, THEY MOVE TO FORKS, WHERE THEY MEET, EMMETT, JASPER, AND EDWARD CULLEN, THE PLAYERS OF THE SCHOOL. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. MY FIRST FANFIC.CHAPTER 6 IS UP NOW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,216 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009
The Confusions of Love,Friendship and Recklessness by oX Pixie Girl Xo reviews
A story filled with play date, teasing, college dances and hot taxi driver. Bella is a giant tease, Edward is a helpless pushover, what kind of shannaguns can happen once everyone meets. I don't own twilight, k, got it, awesome, D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009
Kidnapped! by twilightfan201 reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie are kidnapped. Who is it and why did they do it? Read to find out! All-human, AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,727 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008
A Vampire Blind Date by rosalieblack44 reviews
What happens when you set vampires up on a blind date? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009
Popular meets Player by Millie-loves-Music reviews
Bella swan has everything she ever wanted. Money, two best friends, and being Popular, what more could you want right? When Edward Cullen and his family move to Forks, Bella might discover something else she wants. Him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,154 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007
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Adventures of Little Alice reviews
Redone! Alice is only 4 & adopted by the Cullens. Shes Jaz's singer! Oh my! There are no humans around her. Bella's a vamp and there is no Nessie. Follow Alice and the Cullens through the tears, the laughs, and the craziness thast insured with the Cullens
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Alice, Jasper
The Adventures of Little Alice reviews
What if Alice joined the Cullens at a young age? Could Jasper handle it or not? She grows up while knowing one human- Bella-! Rosalie becomes a very protective sister. Sorry i suck at summeries
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009
The last piece of the puzzle reviews
Rosalie was adopted by the Cullen's at3 taken away at4 now its 10yrs l8r. Emmett thinks there is no hope left. But when Alice is hired as her nanny and goes to the Cullen's house for the weekend. What will happen? Bella still human no nessie! cannon pair
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
twilight chatroom reviews
yes another twilight chatroom. Bella hyper? singing? hilarity gaurenteed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009
HEY PEOPLE reviews
HEY THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TWILIGHT I COULDNT FIND ANYTHING ELSE TO PUT IT UNDER! IF YOUR A FAN OF MY STRORIES READ THIS AND PLZZZZZZZZ HELP ME OUT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2010
Fame! reviews
Bella alice and rose have never met b4 until now. they r at a summer camp in Tulsa and meet 3 amazing guys edward emmett and jazz. What will all the drama b and wat happens when they find out tht the guys rents own the camp? has nothin 2 do w/ fame movie?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2010
the story of friendship reviews
the story of 2 best friends and their twilight addictiveness! This is about Scarlett Mcfall and Evie Cade. Read about what they do with the twilight Characters and their friendship! It's filled with humor and drama! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2009
Rosalie's complicated life
rosalie loves Emmett adn Jake but She can't choose! She lives all Cullens excpt Em. ALice is only 5. Em doesn't know but Jake does! Jasper left Alice alone the day before her birthday! When he returns for one day/night he does 1unexpected thing! RxE RxJ
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Published: 6/23/2009
Rosalie Volturi reviews
What if Rosalie joined the Volturi and left her whole other life with the Cullens behind her to never come back? Even leaving her belonved Emmett? IM SORRY I SUCK AT SUMMERIES! please red it! its better than it sounds! RxE RosaliexDemetri AxJ ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Rosalie