Blair Foster
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My Ships :)

Harry Potter:

Harry/Ginny
Ron/Hermione
James/Lily
Neville/Luna
Draco/Apple :)
Remus/Tonks
Sometimes: Harry/Hermione, Draco/Hermione

Hunger Games:

Delly/Peeta
Madge/Gale
Clove/Cato
Glimmer/Cato
Glimmer/Marvel
Maysilee/Haymitch
Effie/Haymitch
Finnick/Annie
Prim/Rory
Johanna/whoever you think her boyfriend was before the games; this girl needs some lovin
Sometimes I shall tolerate: Katniss/Peeta, Katniss/Gale

Twilight:

Renesmee/Jacob
Bella/Edward (kinda)
Alice/Jasper
Claire/Quil
Leah/Sam
Rosalie/Emmett
Jessica/Mike
Esme/Carslile

Percy Jackson:

let's be honest, i'm just in love with Percy and I am not comfortable sharing him with Annabeth. love her they are cute in the books... but NO
Juniper/Grover
Silena/Charlie
Annabeth/Luke

Pretty Little Liars:

Show:
FREAKING TOBY/SPENCER ALL THE WAY BITCH!
Aria/Holden
Emily/Paige
Hannah/Caleb
TEAM MIKE NEEDS A GIRLFRIEND

Books:
Aria/Noel
Spencer/Wren
Hannah/Mike
i just hate all of emily's girlfriends in the books but i like that one guys she dates who's name i can't remember... not ben but the other one.

Doctor Who:

Amy/Rory
I REFUSE TO SHIP RIVER AND THE DOCTOR. i do like river though. LOVE ROSE AND THE DOCTOR. I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK SHE SHOULD ONLY BE WITH TEN. THE DOCTOR WILL NEVER LOVE ANYONE LIKE ROSE.
Rose/The Doctor

Glee:

Quinn/Sam
Kurt/Blaine
Rachel/Finn (i didn't used to but now i kinda do)
Brittney/Artie (sorry santana, you're a bitch)
Tina/Mike

if i think of other things later or you wanna know my opinion on a ship message me :)

J'ADORE: (in no particular order) Dance. Music. Theater. Hunger Games. Harry Potter. Twilight. One Direction. Justin Bieber. Doctor Who. Glee. Pretty Little Liars. Titanic. Switched at Birth. The Lying Game. Make it or Break it. Taylor Swift. Miley Cyrus. Demi Lovato. Selena Gomez. Austin Mahone. Josh Hutcherson. The Office. Logan Lerman. Britney Spears. Ariana Grande. Elizabeth Gilles. Jenette McCurdy. Nathan Crest. Drake & Josh. Cats. Mila Kunis. Jennifer Aniston. Ginnifer Goodwin. Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer Garner. Charlie McDonnell. Degrassi. Ellen. Jenna Marbles. The Jonas Brothers. Kim Kardashian. Mean Girls. She's the Man. John Tucker Must Die. Zac Efron. Vanessa Hudgens. Ashley Tisdale. Lucas Grabeel. High School Musical. Rachel McAdams. Channing Tatum. A Very Potter Musical. Starkid. Alex Pettyfer. Darren Criss. Lauren Lopez. Just everyone from Harry Potter. Mary-Kate and Ashley. Full House. Friends. The Little Mermaid. The Notebook. Gossip Girl. Vampire Diaries. Tangled (until that bitch cut her hair off). And so much more :)

That stuff that i just post cause i was told to :

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (unfortunately, I am crazy)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (I hate hockey, but I love beavers although I've never actually seen one.)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, C&P

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P

If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.

If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste!

If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste!!

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't and likes bageals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that when you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...C&P

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!

If you have your own little world, C&P

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste

If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

if you believe that there is a God copy and paste this in YOUR profile

If you've ever tripped over an article of clothing you were wearing at the time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a glass door thinking it was open, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects : copy this into your profile (all you twilight fangirls should take this one)

If you think that those mean kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some cereal and yogurt, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or show or read a boook so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and fights the urge to slap those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you were a 90's kid (that means you've ended a sentence with "SIKE!" or can sing along to the Fresh Prince of Belair rap) copy and past this onto your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile

if you agree that you have a problem when you start actually replying to yourself like there are two people in the room than copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that animal abusers are jerks, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're still reading this profile, you ROCK! Show the world I approve and put this on your profile.

If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile

92% of teenagers have moved onto rap. Put this on your profile if you like pizza.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten temporary memory loss and then suddenly remember at a total random moment, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever snorted whilest laughing copy and paste this to your profile

If you are so obsessed with Dr. Who that you can't wait to be abducted by an alien copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are friends with a trecky but not a trecky yourself copy and paste this to your profile

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them, copy and paste to your profile.

If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have spent a whole day reading Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse, without any food, copy and paste this to your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volturi" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you have so many dreams about Twilight that you have lost count, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself?? I have. If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you find Spongebob funny SOMETIMES, but most of the time he is SO annoying you want to throw the TV out the window, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you absolutely are TERRIFIED of spiders, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.

OMC: since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisile. That, and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

And God (CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward..." and it was all goood.

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Things to do in a Ministry of Magic Elevator:

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they jinx you. Wait for the effects of the 'jinx' to wear off, smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.

4. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

5. Drop a quill and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"

6. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

7. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.

8. Lay down a Muggle Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

9. Randomly ask "Did you feel that?" When they look at you curiously, begin to explain your theory that a troll has made its way into the building, become more panicked by the minute.

10. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. As they are getting off, tell them you "know of a potion that can cure that…"

11. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

12. Swat at flying memos which don't exist.

13. Call out, "Group hug!" and then enforce it. Use Imperius if necessary.

14. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" Then explain that the Legilimency lessons are working a little too well.

15. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?"

16. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.

17. Stare at another passenger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

18. Charm one of your fingers to talk and use it to communicate with other passengers.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with your Extendable Ears.

20. Speak incantations when anyone presses a button. (Alohomora, for example)

21. Stare manically and grin at another passenger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."

22. Draw a little square on the floor with your wand and announce to the other passengers in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal space!"

23. If anyone questions any of your actions, claim to be under the influence of dark magic.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(No shit Sherlock...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Up All Night (One Direction)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Clock Runs Out (Allstar Weekend)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Bad Day (Daniel Powter)

4. WHAT IS 2+2?

I Know You Know (Big Time Rush)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Back to December (Taylor Swift)

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Take Me or Leave Me (Rent)

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Cry (Hilary Duff)

8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Hero/Heroine (Boys Like Girls)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Runaway Love (Justin Bieber)

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINNK OF YOU?

Games (The Jonas Brothers)

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

It Only Takes a Moment (Hello Dolly)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

No Good Deed (Wicked)

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTEREST?

You Keep Me Hangin On (Glee Cast)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Misery (Maroon 5)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Friendship (Anything Goes) hahahahahahahahah

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Overboard (Justin Bieber)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Eyes on Fire (Twilight Soundtrack) wow

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

I Dreamed a Dream (Les Mis)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

New Classic (Another Cinderella Story)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Don't You Want Me (Glee Cast)

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Crush (David Archuleta)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Fly (Hilary Duff)

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Bless the Broken Road (The Rascal Flatts)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Up (Justin Bieber)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Hey Baby (The Jonas Brothers)

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Tell Me a Lie (One Direction)

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits: That's All (Micheal Buble)

Waking Up: Whatever Happened To Saturday Night (The Rocky Horror Picture Show)

First Day At School: Goin' Back to Hogwarts (A Very Potter Musical) yesss

Making Your New Best Friend: Shy (Once Upon a Mattress)

Falling In Love: That Should Be Me (Justin Bieber)

Breaking Up: So Long, Farewell (The Sound of Music)

Prom: Half Way There (Big Time Rush)

Graduation: Take a Bow (Rihanna)

Life's Okay: Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? (Glee Cast)

Death of a Close Friend: Hide Away (Hilary Duff)

Mental Breakdown: Missing You (A Very Potter Musical)

Flashback: For Good (Wicked)

Getting Back Together: Sparks Fly (Taylor Swift)

Birth of Child: One Short Day (Wicked)

Wedding Scene: I Wish (One Direction)

Car Accident: Long Live (Taylor Swift)

Final Battle: Light Up the World (Glee Cast)

Death Scene: Taken (One Direction)

Funeral Song: Finale (West Side Story)

End Credits: First Dance (Justin Bieber)

Deleted Scenes: Inseparable (The Jonas Brothers)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

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StarCrossed and Doomed by NinjaNakkiOfCabin11 reviews
Glimmer/Cato, in which Clove takes Glimmer's place in the Tracker Jacker attack, a forbidden and doomed love arises, and these Games become something no one will ever forget. They really need the odds in their favor...
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The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
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"Cato…" "Shh, Glim. Soon, the others will be awake and we'll be back to reality. But right now, all I want is you." Cato/Glimmer
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Silver Bells and Cockle Shells by ShilohPR reviews
While Katniss was busy saving Panem, someone else needed to save Peeta. This is the story of the girl who always smiled, even when her heart was breaking. Mockingjay AU. PeetaXDelly, maaaybe KatnissXGale?
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That's What Friend Do by word junkie09 reviews
Delly visits an unconscious, highjacked Peeta in District 13 and ends up telling him a whole lot more than she had planned. Peeta/Delly Friendship, implied one-sided feelings. One shot
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A Game of Hearts: The Cave by boring the goose reviews
I know what I have to do, and it makes me sick. I'd hated Peeta for breaking Delly's heart, but now I was doing the same thing to Gale. There was no other way we'd survive these games.
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Finnick and Annie an undying love by sunnydayz111 reviews
Finnick and Annie from start to finish
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Rise Above The Crowds by Ribboned Curiosa reviews
Delly believes in dreams and freedom and being the best person that anyone can be, but most of all, Delly believes in Peeta. Delly/Peeta and Peeta/Katniss.
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Last Kiss by A Band Of Thieves reviews
Haymitch and Maysilee's last kiss the night before the reaping. They never thought both of them would go into the games...
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And it's Haymitch and Maysilee all over again, except this time he thinks it's worse, because he's not sure that Haymitch loved Maysilee like he thinks he loves Madge. Gale/Madge; AU.
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I'll Take it Shaken, Not Stirred by Jewels5 reviews
Mix: 1 portion each of mystery, mayhem, and murder. Add: James, Lily, spies, school, and sarcasm. Stir in: 1 tablespoon each of chaos and enmity. Blend using: sense of humor and ability to read. Serve: shaken, not stirred...
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