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Joined 03-15-09, id: 1867665, Profile Updated: 05-11-10

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (lol, look down)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (If you're a girl)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (If you're a guy)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. (Actually, I am that.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Can we define Witch?)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

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Blind to You by angels.02.music reviews
What if you find out that your closest friend is your enemy? Seddie! Full Summary inside! Story way better than summary. I do not own iCarly… at all, or my inspiration to this story... or converse.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,446 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
It's A Challenge by iBloodbenderSeddie reviews
Freddie and Sam found themselves in trouble when the two little lines popped up on the white stick. Will they be able to survive this new, difficult challenge; let alone at the age of sixteen?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 105,173 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Still Life by moreawake reviews
Cecelia is just shy of five months old when your brain finally makes the connection. - Jim and Pam have another little accident. **NOW COMPLETE**
Office - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,262 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Pam B., Jim H. - Complete
Sixteen Bells by luna moody reviews
It's Freddie's birthday and a certain Blonde someone has been noticably absent. Where has she been, why wasn't she at the party, and what will happen when he finally finds her. All this and more will be revealed inside.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
It Was the Blonde, Unruly Hair by Apparently Awesome reviews
Freddie remembers things leading up to an important moment in his and Sam's life.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,441 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iWon't Be Seventeen Forever by LuDiamonds reviews
Sam wakes up beside Freddie after a night of hardcore partying with no memory of what happened at all. Soon, something starts to happen within her. Something that will change her and Freddie's life forever.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,345 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iHave No Fortune by xXACCEBXx reviews
Is it possible to get one fortune cookie that actually makes sense? Sam goes on a search for that one fortune that will change her life, but will she be shocked to see what it says? Based on Sam's Blog. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Cause and Effect by daielight reviews
For eveything there is a cause, with every action, an effect. Over the course of this story, choices will be made, hearts broken and lives permanently altered.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,897 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iDo by Harry Potter Fan 1994 reviews
Sam and Freddie never meant to get engaged. It was supposed to be an experiment, like the one they'd tested years ago. But Carly didn't take it that way, and now they're getting married whether they like it or not. Seddie! Rated T just in case...
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,387 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iNever Planned To Carry Your Burdens by thePrizeFighter reviews
It's Carly, Sam, and Freddie's senior year of high school, and their paths are starting to fall into place. Once graduation is over will they be able to split up and live their own lives, or will they realize how much they really need eachother?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Ididn't Do it For Her by natcat5 reviews
Freddie gave up his six month cruise for Sam! But he SWEARS that he didn't do it for her. He hates Sam...doesn't he? Freddie's POV. Read, enjoy, REVIEW!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
IWish I was older by IvoryGreenReading reviews
Sam wasn't the girl to cry, but when she looked up at her baby she began to cry. She cried her eyes out until the image of the beautiful baby was too fuzzy to see. *Seddie* summary coming next chapter!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.