Etka the Crim
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I love Lady Gaga and cows. That is how I would like you to see me. Lady Gaga and cows.

I have a confession to make: I don't read a lot. Yep, it's true *cries in corner.*

I seem to have random bursts of inspiration that last three days at most and then go away for weeks, maybe months. But, I don't SEEM to have an audience, so I figure it's okay. Well, a few things you should know about me, other than what is stated above are:

I am in love... with a cause/ group of people/ whatever you wanna call it. They call themselves the LGBT (sometimes) and I absolutely am devoted to them. :D

Religious Views: I honestly don't care. I change from atheist, to indian/ japanese (plants talk to me and such), to jewish (or any of those with values and god), to greek as fits my case in that point in time.

Sexuality: ERMMMMMM... *raises hand* can I say Pansexual?... cuz I don't really give a waste product who I'm attracted to. Don't be confused with not giving a waste product. I do give many waste products, just not to who I'm attracted to. Now that that makes sense, let's move on.

Relationship Status: Hmmmmmm... this is always a hard one for me. I never want to put "single" because that's only one aspect of my relationship status. I mean, where's the "swooning over a hot specimen/ speciwoman" or the "I have a female metaphoric hard-on for a hottie."? Flying pentunia hearts, I mean, I'm not "single" I have many lovers in my dreams (I'm talkin to you, hottie hottie golden marshmellow skin)

Well, since I probably don't have an audience, I am writing all of this for my own amusement. This worked out quite well, until I realized that this girl gave me this picture today and I need to go ask that computer thingey how to... *becomes bored of explaining* I'll update later, but don't expect it for a while ;D

book: My favorite book... Hmm... that's a hard one. I like the The Book Thief, The Hunger Games and many, many more... those are my top books though.

name: Etka... it comes from etcetera so i shortened it to etc, but etc. is just a little hard to say so I added the a... etca... I didn't like that so I changed it to Etka with a k.

Quotes:

"love is just another form of suicide"

"when life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate!!"

"A woman can do everything, but men can do everything else"

"life sucks and then you die. I should be so lucky"

"if you're going through hell keep going"

"we're going to hell and I'm driving the bus"

"some people are like slinkies, not good for much but put a smile on your face when pushed down the stairs"

"no trespassing: violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again"

"you and me is friend: you smile i smile... you hurt i hurt... you cry i cry... you fall off a cliff, i gonna miss your e-mails"

points of view on a glass of water:

optomist:the glass is half full/ pessimist:the glass is half emty/ realist:yep that's a glass all right/ capitalist:if i bottled this and gave it a new agey name i could make a fortune/ conspiracist:the government is fluoridating the water for mind-control purposes/ Nihilist:the glass does not exist and neither do i/ idealist:one day, cold fusion from a glass of water will provide unlimited energy and end war/ communist:the drink belongs to every one of us in equal measure/ sexist:the glass isn't gonna refill itself, honeybun.../ opportunist:there is a funny t-shirt in here somewhere.

"depression is merely anger without enthusiasm"

"I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it"

"flying is simply learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"

and many more to come...

Animes I like (in order):

Fullmetal Alchemist

Death note

One piece

Naruto

Inuyahsa

bleach

and more...

hobbies:

I love to write, read, draw, learn, think, hike, swim, play soccer, hang out with friends, learn new languages (i currently know english, spanish and a little japanese), cook, plan, make lists, read quotes, go on the computer, stuff like that.

I am currently working on two FMA fics:

1) Alchemy is not Irrelevant... nuff' said

2) idk what to call it but it's RoyEd and it takes place after Conquerers of Shamballa.

Oh and just so I don't have to deal with writing that I don't own characters in whatever story I may write:

I DO NOT AND NEVER WILL OWN ANY CHARACTERS IN FMA OR ANY OTHER ANIME, BOOK, SHOW, ETK.

There. ok...

AUG 31 2009

i will be gone the whole month of september due to a dare I swore I would do... and I swore on everything I own so...yea.. don't expect any updates (and i wanna prove that I can stay off the comp for a month)

ok well that's all I have to say so see everyone in a month!!

MAY 28 2010

well, i stayed off the computer right? anyway, I am going through this whole thing with this attraction and feeling with stuff so yeah, dont expect any updates...

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