![]() Hello. If you are reading this, then you have either searched for some other author, and found that my name was interesting enough to click on, or you have linked to this account via my community, and you want to know who the hell I think I am, judging other peoples hard work so vindictively. If you'll kindly scroll down a bit, you'll notice that I have no fics. You may think, considering the fact that I have indirectly insulted you (unless, of course, you are at this page because you have been searching for some other author and found that my name was interesting enough to click on, in which case I have probably not indirectly insulted you), that I have no right to judge fiction because I have not written any. This is not true. I am, as you will, a blank account. There is undoubtedly a real person typing this message on the other end, and this real person may or may not have another account on this site, but that does not concern you. What concerns you is that next to the blank spaces where my Favorite Authors, Favorite Stories, and Stories Authored should be, there is one link. The link is to a community. The community will do it's best to bring you, the reader of this message, the worst stories have ever encountered in the Artemis Fowl section. These stories will possibly make you laugh, cry, twitch, bellow in sheer rage, and perhaps cause your eyes to start bleeding and your brain to explode. But the chance of that is miniscule, really, so why don't you stop reading this message and go to the community and start laughing/crying/twitching/bellowing in sheer rage? |