Facetious
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Joined 09-04-03, id: 450277
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Just another would-be writer, who has yet to write anything.

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The Unchosen by Laura of Maychoria reviews
QuiGon’s parents chose not to give him to the Jedi as an infant. Now he lives the simple life, content in doing good where he can. But missed opportunities have a way of coming around again. AU with young ObiWan
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 107,408 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Liberty, Equality, Fraternity by Cunien reviews
How Jack sacked Nassau port without firing a single shot - angry puritanical mobs, rum, sugar plantations, the odd donkey, and Captain Jack Sparrow, the Revolutionist!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,257 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 11/2/2003
Not Always What They Seem by leiasky reviews
Simon is kidnapped by the Feds and when Mal and Co. get him back, he’s not quite the same. POST Serenity Movie. No non cannon pairings. SimonKaylee.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,912 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Simon, Kaylee - Complete
Random LotR by Eldalie-mela reviews
What happens when an idiot writes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003
Tough Leather Boots: Of Love and Liberte by Isabela Puccini reviews
Love. Liberty. Travel. Chocolate. And of course, boots. This is a story made with solid reality, a dash of humor, a cup of adventure, and a pinch of romance. Roux's life, and everything in it. (IN COMA)
Chocolat - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 9/18/2004
The Good Ship SS Claire aka The Hot Ship by makoto-47 reviews
A.K.A. the Best Story You Have Ever or Will Ever Read. Em and Rach decide they need their own crew of stunningly gorgeous men to sail them around the world aimlessly on their Hot Ship. Enter every lust object you've ever craved, and add a dash of random.
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,866 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 1/24/2004
Pippin's life in clothes by Lexxie-Lizzie reviews
Merry and Pippin had a wonderful night at the Green Dragon, this is what happens afterwards
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,278 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
The Many Facets of Light by Arinya reviews
Each member of the Fellowship tell of their lives after the Ring was destroyed. But they are not all happy. Legolas is forced to marry, Elrond is captured and tortured, Celeborn deals with his immortal loss...AU--
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 49,966 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/23/2004 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Elrond
The Enchanted Forest Chronicles: Book V by Autumndark reviews
Title is a "work in progress." Well, this is my version of how things could go after Book IV...some old characters come back, some new are introduced. Starts with Shiara and a "knight problem"...
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2002
27 Ways to Die reviews
Do not read if you like Harry Potter. This is a series of non-related stories in which characters are killed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2004