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I like reading Smut and pleasuring myself while I read it

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I have an actual account here but this is my smut one

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The Highest Tower by lilsherlockian1975 reviews
Sherlock asks Molly for something she simply cannot give whilst she's assisting him on a case. But this is Sherlock Holmes... He must know "why". A gift for the incomparable MizJoely. Warnings inside - Oneshot -
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/1/2018 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] DI Lestrade - Complete
Exposure by Arendal reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione, and she decides to take action and make him jealous. She realizes that nothing make her more wet than being the school slut and exposing herself. OOC, Ron-bashing, smut, sexy!Hermione, HG/HP, HG/DM, HG/SS Now a twoshot! Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/21/2017 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Prisoner by sibsty9 reviews
Draco and Blaise make a slave out of Hermione. SMUTGASM'S WORK. NOT MINE. SMUT LEMON whatever you call it. Dramionaise one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/20/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Night We Started A Fire by walnutz reviews
Hermione is learning hand-to-hand combat, and Malfoy is her sparring partner. (Graphic sexual content. Rough play. Coarse language).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/22/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Casual Affair by MadameMalfoy21 reviews
Hermione and Draco meet in the Room of Requirement. Dramione lemon/PWP. Mature Audiences ONLY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/28/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stress - A Jelsa Oneshot by Spiritus.Fox reviews
Jelsa Oneshot- After 4 whole months of duties all alone, Queen Elsa is extremely stressed. When Jack surprises her in her study, things get interesting...
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Jack Frost, Elsa - Complete
Hermione's Need by songbirdgirl
Hermione is bored and unhappy. Can Ginny's suggestion help? Gangbang, pwp, lemons almost right away. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,073 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
Hermione the Slut by HufflepuffSlut reviews
Hermione gets up to all sorts of wild things. Various pairings, PWP, do not read if underage! You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,754 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Blaise Z.
Ex-Valentine's Day by Furiyan reviews
Jack and Elsa are sophomores in college, and they both dislike Valentine's Day for different reasons. Yet, fate seems to have other ideas when it brings the two disillusioned twenty-one year old students together. Rated M for swearing, adult themes, and more smut than a...smut factory. When life gives me lemons, I stick 'em in this oneshot.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/13/2015 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] - Complete
City of Clary by Ficsmith reviews
Baiscally just a bunch of oneshots where Clary gets shagged. By everyone. MATURE CONTENT. idea was given by goldenhairedangel
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,129 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 9/25/2014
Some Like It Hot & Some Like It From Behind by vakarian honour reviews
Hermione throws caution to the wind and makes Draco an offer he can't refuse. (One-Shot/Post-Hogwarts/Rough Sex). Co-written with irl homie Craft Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/14/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Summer Heat by Kiatruuu reviews
Hermione has sleeping troubles because of the summer's heat. Draco had enough and decided to give her a reason to really feel hot. Rated M for shagging, my first smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Remember My Name by writerfreakssss reviews
Summary: Hermione decides that an all anal night is just what Ginny needs, but then Ginny makes the mistake of calling her mistress by her real name. Hermione/Ginny mistress/slave BDSM one shot. Prequel to Hermione's Little Whore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Hermione's Little Whore by writerfreakssss reviews
Ginny is Hermione's sex slave. Their nightly meetings in the Room of Requirement bring Ginny more pleasure than she ever imagined, but also more pain. With dildos, vibrators, anal beads, nipple clamps and more, Hermione brings Ginny to her breaking point. Hermione/Ginny BDSM one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Between A Rock And A Hard Place by xxLucindaxx reviews
There's no real justification for what they're doing...but do they even need it? Dramione. Smutfic. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bored by WickedgreenPhantom reviews
What happens when young, married parents Jack and Elsa go on a rare date and go see the latest movie. Will Elsa like the movie or will she be forced to find other ways to 'entertain' herself, and what does it mean for Jack? One shot.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Jack Frost, Elsa - Complete
Boredom by Superwhomerlocked reviews
Hermione has just about read all the books she can. Sirius has a solution. BE WARNED: very smutty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Sex Party by SexyLexyGurl reviews
A threesome between Blaise, Draco and Hermione. Disclaimer: I do not own anything...sadly
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Problem by katatonic25 reviews
"I'll kick your arse regardless, Malfoy," I murmured. He chuckled again and I arched into him. "Then get on the bed," he said and watched my hips sway as I walked to his large bed. "This is going to be a long night, Granger."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,763 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Berzerk by zeldayork reviews
It's Zelda York's birthday. She has a private party with Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy which goes sexually erotic. Lucius MalfoyxOCxSeverus Snape oneshot OOC Lucius Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Severus S., Lucius M., OC - Complete
Christmas Loving by moonglow21 reviews
Just some threesome fun for Christmas. Mature reader only. Disclaimer: I do not own, JK Rowling does. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hermione G., Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Smutty Solitude by MaddiManiac reviews
What does Hermione do when she has a moment to herself? SOLO!Hermione, TOYS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by thecheapskate reviews
Dramione Oneshot. Draco lures Hermione away from a ball ... "She felt him grind himself into her ass and she pushed back, moaning. Hermione turned around to look at him, biting her lips. Malfoy growled holding her hips with one hand and ground even harder." PLEASE READ AND REVIEW xxx
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blank memories and Dirty Desires by Phoenix.Faerie3 reviews
Hermione wakes up the day after Graduation tied up with no memory of how she come to be that way. she's envisioned this situation before but what will she do now that she is actually in it? sometimes reality isn't as fun as the fantasy. WARNING! - contains references to 'tentacle rape' and plant sex (if thats even a thing?)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
I Don't Want To Be A Good Girl by anonblush reviews
Ginny/Hermione. Femslash, lemons, BDSM, anal, oral, toys. Mature rating for a reason. PWP. Hot shagging. Good vocabulary.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Room of Requirement II by fdsnjhb reviews
Room of requirement has a weekly "gathering". Already written one set there - but this will make sense without reading the other. Rated M for a reason - v. descriptive. One shot, lemon, smut. Rough. HermionexDraco - some other characters make an appearance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fumbling Fingers by Christy W
Draco and Willow engage in some steamy sex in the dungeon after detention.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Willow R., Draco M. - Complete
Raspberry Swirl by Aya8 reviews
Harry and Hermione find some erotic pleasure in raspberries, ice water, and whipped cream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Want it Rough by Starr Rose reviews
Ron and Hermione experience rough sex. I'm tired of gentle lemons on here
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Union Most Difficult by fermorge reviews
Veela!Draco When Draco turns 18 and realizes that his mate is someone in the castle, what does he do? Submits to a test to find and claim her, of course. Lemon, Rated M, Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Good Vibrations by jesrod82 reviews
Hermione teaches Ron how to use a very... special muggle device. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
What Happens In The Office by Little-Angry-Kitten reviews
Their fight goes a little too far this time. My entry for the HP Valentine's Day Fic & Art Exchange. O/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mine by draromione reviews
Draco comes home early. Dramione. M for reasons. COMPLETE ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Room of Requirement I by fdsnjhb reviews
Room of requirement has a weekly "gathering". Hermione hears about it and decides to go. Rated M for a reason - v. descriptive. Femme slash girl on girl , toys... One shot, lemon, smut. HermionexParvati - some other characters make an appearance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Hermione G., Parvati P. - Complete
A night for three by SnuggleswithSnape reviews
Hermione/Snape/Lucius Hermione has been having dirty dreams.. involving three slytherin men, what will happen when she wonders into the dungeons late at night? Slight dominantion and light mentions of slash, you have been warned.. Review please
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Challenges of Remote Subbing by AuntieL reviews
Hermione learns that subbing outside of the bedroom can be very challenging. One-shot written for the 2011 LiveJournal hp kinkfest. *Lots* of dirty talk, but no actual lemons. Warning: Consensual Dom/sub relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Undone by Erzibeth-Malfoy reviews
Hermione is in the Room of Requirements when she gets attacked by the Twins. GxHxF Rated M for sexual content don't read if you don't like threesomes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Work Your Magic by watchtherainfall reviews
COMPLETE LEMON, SMUT. RATED M FOR SEX SCENES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dirty by SmutLover2000 reviews
Chad walks in on Sonny doing something dirty...what will happen?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
London in Black by Caitlinlaurie reviews
Fights can be such wonderful things. Sirius helps Hermione discover the joys of makeup sex, BMWs, and London at night. Smut! Oneshot. Sirius/Hermione. SB/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
I'll Keep You My Dirty Little Secret by Always.Cryd.Confidently reviews
Hermione is dating Ron, who doesn't know anything about her. He can't please her and is clueless to that fact. Obviously Hermione has to get what a girl needs from someone. Enter: Our Slytherin Sex God. M for Smut. One-Shot Smutty Goodness. R&R. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Very Long Time by iim asia reviews
WARNING: Extreme smut. Dramione. RATED M FOR SEX.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Casual Observer by coonassblondie reviews
Bill and Charlie run into Hermione in a muggle pub during their night out on the town. Threesome: Bill/Hermione/Charlie. Not for the young or faint of heart. Rated M for a reason. Written as a gift for JadeCharmer at LJ for HP porninthesun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Fingertip Shaped Bruises by SomethingBlue42 reviews
“Out of my way, Granger,” he says as his hand wraps around her wrist, finger tips lining up with finger tip shaped bruises.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
lust by 2nik2 reviews
draco walks in on Hermione in the bathroom and after a few weeks can't stand the wanting and acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Passions in Potions by AllycatFelton reviews
Draco and Hermione get frisky in the dungeon classroom, because, well, who doesn't want to get down and dirty on the professor's desk? Rated for adult content don't read if you're under 18!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lock The Door by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 2,684 - Follows: 488 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ginevra Makes Some Friends by DracoErotica reviews
Sequel to Hermione's Adventures. Mature sexual content adults only! Oneshot. Probably no sequel :o REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 155 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Dirty, Erotic, Smutty Sex in the Library by purplecrazy2291 reviews
Dirty, Erotic, Smutty Sex in the Library ONESHOT! just what you need!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Girl He Really Wanted by the-lionness reviews
His fingertips traveled upwards and...brushed his index finger back and forth over her, watching her lips part. Part of the Hermione Erotica chronicles. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ti Amo by CaughtUpInYourHeart reviews
Hermione has a fight with her friends, over a guy... So, she runs to the Room Of Requirement to be alone, but instead, said guy happens to be there, and makes her feel a whole lot better... HermionXDraco pairing... Translations are included at the end for
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Adventures by DracoErotica reviews
WARNING: HARDCORE SEXUAL CONTENTEXPLICIT!. MATURE ADULTS ONLY. Threesomes, anal, oral, sex, slash. Hermione is left wanting, until she decides to satiate herself in the Room of Requirement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 323 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Anger Therapy by AnyankaNarcissa reviews
After a fight with her boyfriend, Hermione Granger tries out a new form of anger management. Rated for language and smut. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete