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There are too many cucks out there on this site, I'm here to bring the shitty libtarism to an end.

Name: Hugh Mungus (fuck you, I get enough shit for my name and I'm not letting dickheads on this site find me)

Age: 16

State: Ohio

Gender: Male (obviously)

Sexuality: Straight

I know I sound like the typical asshole that voted for Trump, but it's that type of thinking that got him elected. He didn't berate me and my family like all of you regressive assholes for years just because we were Republican.

Copy and paste the following shit if you're with me:

sorry for poor english

when were you hillry clitoris dies?

i was at home, eating turnip bris, fjord ring

"hillry is kill"

"no"

The media didn't want Trump to win.

The liberals didn't want Trump to win.

The Republicans didn't want Trump to win.

The celebrities didn't want Trump to win.

They lost.

The guy who fixes pipes voted for Trump.

The mailman voted for Trump.

The man working 40 hours a week in the coal mines to put his kids through college voted for Trump.

The people voted for Trump.

They won.

Hillary and her family now go by Cinton, since they took the L on election day.

There are three genders in this country: male, female, and retarded.

Trump knocked up dozens of women in his life before his run for president. He's shown himself a great candidate in those acts, never pulling out when the coming gets hard.

I sexually identify as alt-right. Ever since I was a boy, I dreamed sauntering through feminist rallies and dropping hot, sticky facts on disgusting libtards. People say to me that a person being alt-right is triggering and that I'm fucking fascist but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having Milo Yiannopoulos lecture me on regressive myths, pound me in the ass each night, and style may hair. From now on, I want you guys to call me "Hugh Mungus" and respect my right to criticize and criticize accurately. If you can't accept me you're an altphobe and need to check your political privilege. Thanks for being so understanding.

If you could collect all the salt from Hillary's rampaging tard army, it'd be equivalent to the loads her husband shot into Monica for all those years.

Chuck Norris voted for Trump. Are you gonna argue with that?

I remember when setting entire areas aside for people deemed different was backward-thinking and bigoted. Now, it's progressive and politically correct. Fucking libs.

Let's be just correct. Fuck politically correct, nothing ever got done being nice to another person's feelings when a point needed to be made. Black people get the shit end of the stick but create the most crime of any race in this country. The wage gap is an overblown lie. Campus rape culture is a selective test with statistics that don't add up to any crime statistic. And if you think Trump isn't fit for president and his followers are dumbfucks, put on your helmet, stay close to your wrangler, and let the big boys talk, princess, the safe space is waiting for its nancy boy.

Now, off of politics, more about me:

Hobbies: 4chan (/b/, /k/, /pol/)

Friends

Family

Weekends

Sleepin' in

Mirin' qt 3.14's

Playing the skin flute

Dislikes: Most game and movie releases since gamergate that condescend to gender and race in this country

The CUcks that seem to run this site (the special ed of the double chromosome of the cell of the pimple on the ass of the internet that is this website, Critics United)

Lack of true freedom of expression, art, and speech in my country

Idols: Donald Trump

The US Flag and Constitution

George Bush Sr. and Jr.

Ronald Reagan

That guy who wrote Catcher and the Rye

Robert E. Lee

Milo Yiannopoulos

Anyone who stands up to the growing SJW, safe space shitholery that is US campuses

Black people with the massive almonds to stand up to BLM

So, yeah, you should be able to gather enough about me from this shitty intro to know where my writing is going.

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X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Published: 4/5