Sir Jeevas
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Joined 07-09-09, id: 2001300, Profile Updated: 07-20-09

Hello!

I'm new here, and plan on writing some good fanfictions.

I write Death Note yaoi fanfics, noting else,

pairings I like:

Matt/Mello

Matt/Near

Matt/BB

L/Light

Light/Matt

Light/Mello

B/L

Mello/Near

I will be posting up a few new fanfics once I get to it.

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know there's more to good, random humor than saying, "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have asked stupid questions to your friends/teacher/parents and they just look at you like 'WTF?' copy and paste this into your profile

If you have said something you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as Mello and I do, copy this into your profile

If you sat like L before you watched Death Note, copy this into your profile

If you support gay rights, copy this into your profile

If you love leather wearing men, copy this into your profile(Mello)

If your in love with a minor character from an anime/Manga/Video game, copy this into your profile(Matt, D:)


I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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The Angel of Matt's Nightmare by bellemusique reviews
Matt looks up, a small grin sprawled on his sweat slicked face. "Hello there.. the angel of my nightmare." Rated M!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,334 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Mello, Matt
Let It Bleed by Loveless-slave reviews
No, Matt's not obsessed with vampires just really...interested. But what does this cyber-vampire "Mihael" have in store for him? And why won't the new kid leave him alone?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,964 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Almost Lost by IkimonoNoNoru reviews
He was covered in blood, but I'll get to why later. I have to start from the beginning of our story, in order to tell you how I almost lost my Matt. Mello's POV. !YAOI WARNING FOR LATER CHAPTERS!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,344 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Mello, Matt
Ur So Gay by Loveless-slave reviews
Matt sends Mello a text message that turns out to be... true?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Open Door by xxtarragonxx reviews
Matt and Mello really should close the damned door. LEMON. Mattello Matt/Mello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
MarshMello by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Why does Mello suddenly changes his habits and eats marshmallows ? What's that awkward atmosphere growing between him and Matt ? Switching from Matt to Mello's POV, see how they live their hidden feelings and how they will end up in funny situations !
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,103 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
What have I done? by filmgurl2008 reviews
Mello sees Matt doing something he doesn't like, or rather someone he doesn't like. Mello X Matt X Beyond.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
His Own Kind Of Strawberry Jam by Bijou Kyosuke reviews
Matt has left the orphange for a new life without Mello, Near and the whole Kira Case. He soon comes across our favortie strawberry jam lover! Beyond BirthdayXMatt M for cursing, gore and possible lemons in later chapters. FINAL CHAPTER
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,900 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Matt, BB
Anyone Else But You by Loveless-slave reviews
What happens when Matt disobeys Mello? R&R!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete