Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. Name : Jenn Eye Color: Blue Green Hair Color: Brunette almost blonde Height: 5 foot 5 inches Piercings: Ears Tatoos: None! FAVORITES Food: Pizza Restaurant: Japanese Restaurants Number: 1 it means its super special Color: Purple, gold, green Animal: leopard Drink: Starbucks hot chocolate Perfume: Don't really wear perfume TV Show: What I Like About You Pepsi or Coke: COKE BABY! McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate Kiss or Hug: Kiss Dog or Cat: Both Rap or Punk: Punk? Summer or Winter: Summer Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Both Love or Money: Love, but i wouldn't mind both YOUR... Bedtime: I guess 10 on school nights Best phyiscal feature: Eyes? Hair? I don't know First Thought Waking Up: What time is it? Best Friends: Dpn't have one at the moment Fears: Spiders, the girl from the ring coming out of my tv HAVE YOU... Cheated On Your Partner: Dont have a partner Ever been beaten up: Nope. I'm a dancer so they know not to mess with me! haha Ever beaten someone up: nope but look out! Ever Shoplifted: when i was little on accident Ever Skinny Dipped: no Ever Kissed Opposite sex: No Been Dumped Lately: No IN A GUY Favorite Eye Color: blue! Favorite Hair Color: dirty blonde or dark brown. Short or Long Hair: depends Height: taller than me Looks or Personality: Both Hott or Cute: Hott Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular RANDOMS What country do you want to Visit: Italy How do you want to Die: in my sleep Been to the Mall Lately: yeah. Health Freak: health freak because of my mom :) Do you think your Attractive: I don't know! Whenever people ask this question if you say no people will say your crazy and say you pretend your not pretty, but if you say yes you sound conceited! Believe in Yourself: Yes Want to go to College: duh Do you Smoke: Nope Do you Drink: No Shower Daily: Duh! That's gross if you don't... Been in Love: HAHA funny but alas, no Do you Sing: everywhere. it really annoys people because i get songs stuck in their head. but i'm a horrible singer so it makes it that much worse Want to get Married: Yes Do you want Children: OF COURSE! But I'm a little afraid of actually HAVING them... Hate anyone: hates a strong word My Favorite Twilight Quotes "Did you know i told you so has a brother jacob? His name is shut the hell up" -Bella "Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies" -Jacob "Fall again bella?" -Emmett "I know,I'll play you for it. Rock, papers, scissors." -Alice "Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars -- points of light and reason... And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty." - Edward "And so the Lion fell in love with the Lamb" -Edward "Look at this shoe! It's a death trap!" - Bella "I was just wondering why you stabbed him, Not that I object." - Edward "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand…" - Edward "So did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or something?" -Mike "You know you would warm up faster if you took your clothes off." -Jacob "You're exactly my brand of heroin." -Edward "She's having hysterics! Maybe you should slap her." -Alice "Stupid shiny Volvo owner" -Bella List 10 characters from your favorite book randomly: 1)Carlisle 2)Alice 3)Jasper 4)Emmett 5)Angela 6)Edward 7)Esme 8)Bella 9)Aro 10)Tanya Would you think 4/6 would make a good pairing? -HAHAHA Emmett and Edward? Yeah they would make a good pairing if by pairing you mean friends and not lovers... LOL! Make a summary and title for 10/3 story. -Tanya/Jasper? Title: Vampire Dating Service. Summary: Edward makes Jasper sign up for an online dating service and meets Tanya, a selfish party girl who doesn't give a care about anyone. HAHA! What would you think would happen if 5 walked in on a "private" moment between 6/7? -Angela/Edward/Esme. EWWWW if Angela walked in on Edward and Esme! Not likely, but gross all the same! Write the translation: 9/7 go hunting and get attacked by 6/2. 3/8 are painting 5's car pink and purple, 5 comes home and rips 8's head off while 3 runs off laughing. 2/4 fall in love and 7 walks in on a personal moment, 4 puches 7 in the face and 7/4 have a slapping fight. 2 sneaks away and runs off to 1/9, who are innoying the crap out of each other by flicking each others ears. 10 comes in and says "You brought a barbie doll yay!" and runs away with 8. -Aro and Esme go hunting and get attacked by Edward and Alice. Jasper and Bella are painting Angela's car pink and purple, and Angela comes home and rips Bella's head off while Jasper runs off laughing. Alice and Emmett fall in love and Esme walks in on a personal moment, Alice punches Esme in the face and Esme and Emmett have a slapping fight. Alice sneaks away and runs off to Carlisle and Aro, who are annoying the crap out of each other by flicking each other's ears. Tanya comes in and says "You brought a barbie doll yay!" and runs away with Bella. LOL! So random... 5/2 fall in love. -Angela/Alice Okay... Don't want to know the details! 7 loves 8 but secretly wants to get together with 3. -Esme/Bella/Jasper. Esme loves Bella but secretly wants to get together with Jasper? Well Esme DOES love Bella as a daughter, but she wants to get together with her son? GROSS! Would you ever read a 2/3 pairing story? -Alice/Jasper Yeah I would, but I prefer Edward and Bella. Have you ever read a story with 2/5 before? -Alice/Angela Nope! Angela isn't a vampire so... Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?" If you are so obsessed with Twilight it is NOT even funny anymore, C&P If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro. If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste! If you love rain, copy and paste. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste. If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe) If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!! If you have your own little world, C&P If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste If you've ever read past two in the morning, C&P If you have ever run into a tree, C&P If you went to sleep around 2am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, C&P If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste (me: It was at A&W restruant...) If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez! Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Do stairs go up or down? Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words." List ten Twilight Characters in no order 1. Renesmee 2. Carlisle 3.Jacob 4.Rosalie 5.Edward 6.Alice 7.Emmett 8.Esme 9.Bella 10.Jasper 1. Haveyou read a five/ten fic before? Edward/Jasper - With Emmett too! 2. Do you think three is hot? How hot? Jacob - Who doesn't think that? He's like 106 degrees or something crazy like that! 3. What would happen if six got one pregnant? Alice/Renesmee - 1) Not possible. 2) Jacob and Alice would fight to the death and Jasper would have Edward ground Renesmee 4. Do you recall any good fics about nine? Bella - Almost every Twilight fanfic involves Bella! 5. Would seven and two make a good couple? Emmett/Carlisle - NO!! NO NO NO NO NO NO! PLEASE! NOOOO! 6. Four/eight or four/nine? Rosalie/Esme or Rosalie/Bella? - Rosalie/Bella I guess... 7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? Emmett/Jacob/Esme - Emmett would tell Carlisle and Renesmee that he just signed them up for eharmony 8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. Carlisle/Alice - One day Carlisle and Alice decide that they've had enough of the Cullens and run away together. What happens as their love deepens? And who is there to stop it? (LOL idk!) 9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? Rosalie/Jasper - There probably is somewhere but I haven't read it anywhere. They're almost always said to be brother/sister so idk 10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. Renesmee/Edward - It's Okay Dad, Mom Doesn't Know What She's Missing 11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one? Rosalie/Renesmee - EW ROSALIE YOU BAD GIRL! No plot at all because that would never happen. 12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine fics? Emmett/Bella - Maybe. God Story A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time past quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as if he were waiting for her. She began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything he could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she was not alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, we're never alone. Did you know 98 percent of teens will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of people won't repost this? Re-post if you truely believe in God, and even if you don't. God and Jesus are heroes! FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb a?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this sh! YOUR GUY SIDE: Bold - True Italic - Sometimes You love hoodies. TOTAL: 6 YOUR GIRL SIDE: x You wear lip gloss/stick. Total: 12 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso . 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! Annoying things to do in an elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: THINGS TO DO AT THE MALL 1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and clean your teeth. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" 16. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow, bitch!" 17. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match. 18. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, it can't be new. 8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie? I Love my Dad: At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came (\)_(/) /l、 Twilight Oath I promise to remember Bella If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid too 13 Things to do when your in Walmart! Reasons why girls are the best: Bella: "It's...a cow." The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If i dont call you When i walk away from you mad When i stare at your mouth When i push you or hit you When i start cussing at you When im quiet When i ignore you When i pull away When you see me at my worst When you see me start crying When you see me walking When i'm scared When i lay my head on your shoulder When i grab at your hands When i tease you When i dont answer for a long time When i look at you with doubt When i say that i like you When i bump into you When i tell you a secret When i look at you in your eyes When i miss you When you break my heart When i say its over Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too. |
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