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FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

A Twilight Survey:

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Eclipse

How long did it take you to read the books?

One day…I’m a fast reader

Who introduced you to the books?

Myself… I got interested so I bought the book

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

I bought the New Moon and Breaking Dawn while Twilight and Eclipse is given to me by my parents as a gift.

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Midnight Sun but sadly I think it’s impossible for it to be released.

What's your dream ending to the series?

Of course Edward…It won’t be Romeo and Juliet look alike story

Who is your favourite character?

EDWARD,Bella and Emmet

Who's your favourite vampire?

Edward and Emmett

Who is your favourite werewolf?

Seth Clearwater

What's one of your favourite quotes from the stories?

'I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone.'
Emmett Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 1, p.26

For almost ninety years I’ve walked among my kind, and yours… all the time thinking I was complete in myself, not realizing what I was seeking. And not finding anything, because you weren’t alive yet.
Edward Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 14, p.304

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

When Edward tease Bella on the bed and when Bella tried to seduce Edward into honeymoon..

What was your favourite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Bella punched Jacob on the face.

How about your favourite Bella and Alice moment?

When Alice kidnap Bella…

What was your favourite adventure/battle?

Edward versus Jacob…..it’s the best…

Which book cover was your favourite?

Eclipse….the sash is cute.

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

YES!!

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Can it be both?

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Midnight Sun.

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

Midnight Sun.

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

Movie.

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward…

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Edward.

Bella or Jacob?

Bella

Bella or Alice?

Alice….hyper pixie…hahaha

Alice or Jacob?

Alice

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Edward?

Edward

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett.

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmet

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella

Esme or Charlie?

Esme.

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle.

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie.

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob.

Sam or Quil?

Quil.

Quil or Embry?

Embry.

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

James

Werewolves or Vampires?

VAMPIRES!

How did you first find out about the movie?

My friends who live in the cinema and won’t come out after the twilight movie

Are you excited?

Yes….Who don’t want to see Edward’s and Jacob’s muscles and abs?

What do you think of the casting so far?

It’s great they really portrait the character they suppose to be well…

Are you going to go see it?

Twilight? Duh I have CD of it already

New Moon? Yeah but unfortunately I live in Jeddah,KSA who doesn’t have CINEMA(seriously!) so I’m going to wait for it to be available here…

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

Family…. Boyfriend here is sometimes awkward to date because of the culture…

How about Edward's?

Robert Pattinson? He’s great…..They found someone who can be dangerously looking and heartbreakingly handsome…It’s very hard to find someone like that…

Jacob's?

Taylor Lautner? Although I’m not that crazy about him still his awesome..

Alice's?

I thought Alice in the book is hyper….the one in the movie is kinda quiet one..

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

EDWARD and EMMET….If I meet them I’d die happily…

The Books in Order from Favorite to Least Favorite:
1. Eclipse
2. Twilight
3. Breaking Dawn
4. New Moon

Number of Times You Have Read the Series:
Twilight – can’t remember…(a lot)
New Moon - can’t remember…(a lot)
Eclipse - can’t remember…(a lot)
Breaking Dawn - can’t remember…(a lot)

Favorite Chapter from Your Favorite Book:
Chapter 20: Compromise…..hahhahah…..funny!

Five Favorite Characters:
1. Edward Cullen

2. Bella Swan

3. Emmet Cullen

4. Alice Cullen

5. Seth Clearwater

Three Least Favorite Characters:
1. Leah Clearwater
2. Sam Uley
3. Rosalie Hale

Favorite Vampire:
EDWARD Cullen

Favorite Werewolf:

Seth Clearwater

Favorite Villain:
James

Favorite Cullen:
EDWARD!

Biggest Surprise:
Dunno

Biggest Letdown:
Breaking Dawn(seriously? ENDING already at the fourth book when it started to get it’s fame?)

Favorite Vehicle:
EDWARDS volvo

How Long You Been a Twilight Fan:
Since 2009 (I’m only new)

Favorite Twilight Website:
ALL OF THEM!

Most Ridiculous Theory You've Heard:
Dunno?!

Which You Would Rather See — a Sequel or a Prequel:
Sequel

EITHER/OR...

Vampire or Werewolf:
VAMPIRE!

Humans or Vegetarian:
Vegetarian

Edward or Jacob:

EDWARD

Renesmee or "Nessie":

RENESMEE

Cullens or Volturi:

Cullens

Chevy or Volvo:

Volvo

Forks or La Push:
Forks

Rosalie or Alice:

Alice

Bella's POV or Jacob's POV:

Bella's POV

Immortality or Mortality:

Immortalitiy

A Fun Twilight Fanfiction Survey

List Twelve Twilight characters in any order.

1. Rosalie
2. Jacob
3. Emmet
4. Jasper
5. Bella
6. Alice
7. Edward
8. Carlisle
9. Esme
10. Seth
11. Tanya
12. Aro

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? None! Alice and Tanya?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Slight?!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Aro and Carlisle….I’d like to have seen that…

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? No…Mostly I read about Edward and Bella

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Jacob and Alice?! Wolfy and Shorty?! What a combination…

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Bella and Esme?! Or Bella and Seth….Nononono!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? Edward will die laughing…

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. I haven’t heard any of their fanfic…

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? None! They’re practically family…

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. MINDREADERS….

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose? “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina”…hahah

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? You will pee on your pants for laughing..

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? “When It Rains” but it is a sad fanfic because Bella died after Renesmee is born….sucks!

Best Twilight poem ever! P.S. I did NOT write this! I just found it.

And so the Lion fell in love with the lamb

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know


If you're trying to annoy someone with your Twilight obsession, use a couple of these quotes to drive 'em crazy.

‘Edward Cullen is the new Romeo’

‘When life gives me lemons, I throw ‘em back and demand Edward’

‘Vampires are the new Prince Charming’

‘Edward is my favorite musician’

‘It’s a Twilight thing… you wouldn’t understand’

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The Heiress of Lord Henry More by Nofrure reviews
Bella is a young doctor who during a flight is asked to help an old man. This is how she meets the man who should have been her grandfather, becoming The Heiress of 12 billion dollars, putting her in the path of Lord Edward Cullen. It will surprise you
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 204,121 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 3,016 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15061 - Favs: 8,054 - Follows: 7,048 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life With Mistakes by xxxDr.Fang's Assistantxxx reviews
7 yeas ago Edward cheated on Bella with Tanya, now she's the vice president of a buisness she runs with Carlisle, married to actor Robert Pattinson, is expecting, has great friends. Life is great until she sees a familiar face in Carlisle's office. Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella
Broken Guns and Broken Hearts by jmdbryan reviews
Meet Edward. He's rich and domineering. He has a secret. He is the top mobster in the world. Meet Bella. She is the top FBI agent assigned to catch Edward. His henchmen capture her. What will happen when their two lives clash together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,129 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Operation goodbye Bella, hello Edward! by bellapouts reviews
Jessica is throwing her eighteenth birthday party, and Bella and Edward are forced to go by Alice. But Lauren Mallory is up to her old tricks, and has commenced a plan to win over Edward and rid herself of Bella - for good. Can the gang stop her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Lauren, Bella
Everything ends by AmericanGirl1990 reviews
Bella and Edward are married but what's going to happen when Tanya tries to destroy their marriege? Summary sucks... AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Mistress by Isa-Testing123 reviews
What happens when the king of England needs an hier to the thrown and his wife is unable to bear children? He finds someone who can. Enter Isabella Swan: the only daugter in a long line of sons. LEMONS!. Please do not read if you are under 18
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,170 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Edward, Bella
Caught in the crowd by Tahly reviews
Edward has everything in high school, the looks, the hair, he is the captain & starring quarterback of the football field, dating the cheerleader captain but missing one thing. And he finds it in Detention! AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
So Not Typical Boarding School by citystars reviews
When 17 year old Bella Swan attends the prestigious Waverly Prep Boarding School, she meets Edward Cullen, your average school player. When Edward takes interest to Bella, will she fall for him? Better than it sounds. Rated M for Safety. EXB OOC All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,954 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward