![]() Yo, as you all know my name is Rin Komari, I have a foul mouth so if you got a fucking problem with that, well then bitchs' deal with it because I don't really fucking care. I am a sasusaku fan and I will only make fanfictions on them and them only, and I will add inoshika inosai shikatema shikatayu nejiten naruhina inokiba temakiba kurasu kakaanko etc, to the story. Age - Why don't you guess... Location - Shit, I don't want any fucking stalkers and start to have a fanclub! Sex - I'm a female Couples I fucking love - Coupes I fucking hate - WHY THE FUCK DOES ITACHI HAVE TO FUCKIN DIE HUH!! WHY OH WHY! HE IS SO FUCKING SEXY!! SASUKE DOESN'T DIE YET HE'S STILL SEXY! SO WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ITACHI HUH!! WHAT THE FUCK MAN! WHAT THE FUCK! DAMN YOU PEOPLE WHO MADE SASUKE KILL HIM! DAMN YOU! I SWEAR TO GOD THAT ONE DAY! JUST ONE DAY! I WILL KILL YOU! Favourite anime - If you make me promises on stories that are Sasusaku, then I fucking will. Me: I fucking hope you little shitty maggots enjoy my fucking stories or I will grab Sasuke's Kusanagi and slice your throat open. Sasuke: Rin if you touch my Kusanagi and slice their throat open then how about I do yours? Suigetsu: Man, your just like Tayuya, the way she swears, I wonder if you girls are twins and if you both were born blonde. Me/Tayuya: SUIGETSU WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY YOU SHITTY RAT! Suigetsu: NOTHING! Me: And Uchiha, if you slice my throat open then I won't put you to a happy ending with Sakura Haruno,I will make sure that you won't be able to make any fucking babies and I will make a shitty fanfiction on you and this sertain bitch! AND GOD DOESN'T WANT THAT, AND THAT WILL RUIN MY FUCKING REPUTATION! Do you want that?! Sasuke: ...Hn... A voice: SASUKE - KUN! WHERE ARE YOU SWEET HEART! Everyone: Oh-no, it's the bitch. The voice: SASUKE - KUN! THERE YOU ARE! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I HAVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU! Has that Rin-bitch and that Tayuya-slut been hurting you? Me/Tayuya: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL US YOU STUPID FUCKING SLUTTY WHORE! Sasuke: Karin, they haven't even touched me now fuck off. Karin: OMG! THAT SAKURA-WHORE HAS GIVEN YOU AMNESIA! DON'T WORRY SASUKE HONEY, I'LL GET YOUR MEMORIES BACK! And then we can go somewhere so we both can get some alone time if you know what I mean. (Out of no where Sakura came) Sakura: KARiN! Karen: Oh no, it's the whore. Sasuke: Karin you better watch who you're talking because she's my girlfriend. Karin: WHAT! YOUR GIRLFRIEND! But Sasuke-kun, I thought we had something special! Sakura: Karin! Stay away from my boyfriend! Karen: Make me, whore! Sakura: Will do! (Starts to gather a lo of chakra into her fist and the shit out of Kar-I mean...whore) Karin: OW! Sasu-kun, the whore just punched my beautiful face! Sakura: The reason why I punched your face is because so that my Sasu-kun won't kiss you anymore which will be never because he is my boyfriend. Me/Tayuya: Karin is whore..she has a pretty itchy soar, she loves to fuck, she looks like a duck, Karin is such a whore. (With that, Karin ran away) Suigetsu: Finally, I don't know how long I can stand her. Me/Tayuya/Sasuke: Neither can we. Sakura: Ne~Sasu-kun, why are you staring at me? Sasuke: Sakura, why don't we go somewhere? Sakura: Like? (With that, Sasuke did his infamous Uchiha smirk and Sakura blushed madly) Sasuke: Oh you'll see. Me:...sigh... (Juugo comes in and see's the walls cracked and crashed) Juugo: What happened? Me/Tayuya: You just missed Karin's ugly face turned into an uglier face. Juugo: How could her face turn from an ugly face into an uglier face when she was born to be ugly? Suigetsu: That my friend, you don't have to worry about. Juugo: What?? DJ HIHI KIMIKO'S SONG~! (Add onto your profile if you hate KarinSasuke!): WOOT~ SASUSAKU FANS SPREAD!! Hey SASUSAKU fans~! Karin is a slutty witch, Sasuke’s such an ass, Karin is such a bitch and I wanna scratch her eyes out! Saku’s dreamed about him, But Karin is a slut, EWW! Like I said…it’s freaky… Karin's a slutty witch, Sasuke’s a huge retard, When I see him, I will knee him. MWHAHAHA~! HEY~! Look over there! Hey Karin, over here! -intiate blood scene with her screaming- YOU HOOKER! YOU SLUT! I HATE YOU!! DIE! SCRATCH HER EYES OUT! GO TO HELL! MWAHAHAHA! HOLD HER DOWN! Let’s get outta here! -SasuSaku fans run off and give middle finger- Meanwhile… xDD~! Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it! THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms16, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-Ai, Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise., XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em', SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, uchihasakura285, KuroHime27, fumiko-chan, Dangerously Emerald, KinkyK and JazzyJ, thebaddestkidd, Rin Komari ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ 98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't and won't, copy and paste this into your profile. Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks." Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers." As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as: Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot." Dismay: "Aw fuck it." Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now." Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy." Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!" Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?" Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here." In Confidence: "He's a fuck off." Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'" I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!" Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me' I love you You love me Let's go out and KILL KARIN With a 'death bomb' Bang! Boom! KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE! Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore Girls Female Come Backs: Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. |
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