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Author has written 1 story for South Park.

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Okay my favorite show in the whole world is South Park. I love Kyman (KylexCartman)! Lol.

The story I am currently working on is called When I First Fell For You.

The image shown to the left is what will be described at the beginning of chapter 2. [I do not own this image]

I'm so excited about this story! I have so many plans for this story and I just can't wait. If you are reading my story please review to me and tell me what you think about it and what you possible like to see in future chapters. Ideas of what everyone wants to see in the story will help the story be enjoyed by all readers feel free. Also you may message me about ideas or anything. (:


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Better Left Unsung by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Kyle discovers Cartman's dirty Friday night secret - one that involves fish nets, feather boas, and corsets. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,331 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Under The Mistletoe by Mootycakes reviews
It's a Christmas party at Stan's house and with it brings a much wanted reunion of two childhood enemies. Rated M for language and adult scenes. Kyman! Revised!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 6/16/2010 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Popcorn by Mootycakes reviews
Stan sees something shocking in his kitchen. Drabble. Yaoi. Kyman! Revised and updated! I added a lot more to the end of this story.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Lolly by Mootycakes reviews
Cartman teases his boyfriend in class. Rated for yaoi, language, and lemons! Revised!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 10/8/2011 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
140 Characters or Less by Breathlessly reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Cartman realizes one hundred and forty characters isn't enough for his jew. Kyman oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Things Eric Doesn't Talk About by Seneschal reviews
Eric Cartman has secrets. And he hates Kyle. Really. He does.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Together by Princess-of-Your-Doom95 reviews
Kyle and Cartman get into an argument. Will they get it resolved. No real clue about the title name, first thing I thought of. Rated T for no reason.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Curricular by DragonSapphire reviews
Repost: Follow-up to 'Chicken.'
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Pizza by Tishie reviews
Oh this is the night, it's a beautiful night. And we call it playing-video-games-while-eating-refrigerated-pizza-notte. Kyle and Cartman have a little unexpected "moment" during video game night. Kyman!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Understanding by Othello.Syndrome reviews
Kyle is the only one who understands Eric Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Vulnerable by PopcornChicken66 reviews
There was just one sole feat that temporarily exposed Cartman as vulnerable- and Kyle had discovered it. Fluffy one-shot, companion fic to Evolution. M/M Lemon.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
After finding love by VicPin reviews
After of the events on "Cartman finds love", Kyle receives an unexpected visit on his room... :Kyman/Cartyle:Translation of a fanfic of mine: Dedicated to: JeyDS. Get in and read!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Evolution by PopcornChicken66 reviews
Over the years of hate, denial, and anger, an evolution has begun. The pinpoint of exactly when this commenced is unbeknownst, but it will lead to a life-changing event between the two who believed their relationship would never alter. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Drive me crazy by Shyandactive reviews
Cartman short POV's. Kyman oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The story of us by LittleMissStark reviews
"Stan didn't even know that." Eric Half smirked as he walked closer. "I told you he don't know a damn thing about you...but I do."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kyman: Surprise Party by stitch1126 reviews
Cartman is having a drinking party, but what happens when only Kyle shows up? The first yaoi I ever wrote. Smut, light bondage.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Angry loving by Pimpface reviews
Kyle finally shuts Cartman up the only way he knows how to. Future Fic. Established relationship. PWP!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by FirstThingsLast reviews
Kyle and Cartman appear to be enemies, but what happens when the lights go out..? No plot what-so-ever, just lots of touching. ;D Kyman. Boy on boy. Slash. Lemon. Rated M for language and sexual material.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
We can make it work by dead-account-out-of-use reviews
After Kyle broke up with Cartman, Cartman got super mad and decided to gather Nazi's to exterminate Jews, and Kyle bursts in to their meeting and is taken prisoner. WARNING: this is a YAOI. and Rated M for a reason… ps i suck at titles T T
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Gray Summer by Hey-Kahl reviews
After attending a school in California, Kyle is returning to South Park for summer break. On the trip home, he realizes that he has a crush on his biggest enemy. Kyle has changed, both inside and out…but have his friends? Kyman. Language, Sex, Bondage etc
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,944 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
It's Obvious by cell12 reviews
To everyone else it's clear that Cartman and Kyle like each other - but they just can't see it. Kyman - because there can never be enough.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Respect My Authority by Soul Flash reviews
There's only one thing you can do when a Jew tries to mess with your mind: play some mind games yourself. After all, all's fair in love and war. Kyman, slash. Cartman's POV. Companion fic to Don't Touch Me.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,693 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Enemies With Benefits by RainbowSparkli reviews
A year after Kyle and Cartman get together, Kyle starts to wonder how Cartman really feels about him. Multi-chapter.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,237 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Bowling Balls by ICameISawIFailed reviews
After losing in a bowling match, Kyle must finally face his biggest fear; sucking Cartman's balls. Little does the Jew know that Cartman has much, much more in store for him than just a little sucking. -KYMAN- Warning: This has explict sexual content.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Ginger Bread by Sarena Kross reviews
When Kyle gets a call at 3 in the morning from his lover he never expected this! Rated M for smut. My first Kyman hope you enjoy this little oneshot!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
One Word to Describe Myself by xconfundedx reviews
"Because he was mine, and in a way he always had been. He just didn't know it. Yet." Your standard love/hate oneshot featuring our favorite frenemies. Established sort-of-relationship, Cartman wants more and Kyle is a tease. Fighting ensues. Smutty, but maybe there's more to it than just that. Maybe. (Edited on 12/22/12)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Weihnachtsmärchen by Labyrinth1n3 reviews
*Will be deleted and incorporated into main story soon as of June 2012* Absolutely appalled that his beloved Jew is oblivious to his favorite Holiday traditions, Eric wants to give Kyle the best Christmas experience of his life, but Kyle is a little more than reluctant to let the Christmas spirit take a hold of him Kyman NC17
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,866 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
I Have No Idea What's Going On by writing.with.a.flourish reviews
KYMAN IN DENIAL. Although it's one chapter, it's lengthy. After being locked in a room together by Stan and Kenny, neither Kyle nor Cartman quite comprehend what's happening, and they'll avoid figuring it out at all costs . Rated T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Why can't love be left alone by Toru887 reviews
So many random things happen in this story it's hard to make a summary. Kyle gets kidnapped and Cartman is trying to find him. Warning there will be Shonen Ai moments in this.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Miserable in 1000 Words by PrinzessinEilis reviews
"You make me come... you make me complete... you make me completely miserable..."-Lit WARNING: PWP, Cartman/Kyle (NOT a songfic)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Other Side Of The Door by xEmerald Isle reviews
Trust is important in a relationship. Very important. When Cartman accuses Kyle of cheating on him with Kenny, Kyle is angry and hurt. He can't believe Cartman doesn't trust him... Oneshot. Kyman. For Soul Flash's birthday.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Jews Suck Hitler by LabEmerald reviews
Cartman finally gets what he wants for over five years in waiting. Read this one-shot to find out what it is!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Overrated by Angiie Autopsy reviews
Cartman and Kyle are brought together at Stark's Pond, realization of feelings ensues. Fluff, please review. Cartman/Kyle Kyman Cartyle
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
It's Love by LillyAccountabilibuddy reviews
Stupid Kyle, making Cartman feel this way. First non-songfic. Really short. Warnings inside and such.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Cartman, I'm Your Boyfriend by cell12 reviews
Eric Cartman has always made Kyle's life hell, circumstances have given Kyle the chance to humiliate his enemy. Will he succeed or will it backfire on him. Warning, later chapters feature graphic descriptions of sexual acts and abuse. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,600 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Arousing Kidnapping by JasonMyersX reviews
Cartman likes Kyle, so he kidnaps him and brings him back to his house so he can seduce him. And soon, Kyle realizes he likes it! Explicit Kyman. Rated M for Lemon, Yaoi, M/M whatever you want to call it. My very first Kyman fic. This fic is NOT rape.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Anyone But Him by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Kyle finds something attractive about the last person he'd ever want to be attracted to. One-shot, but with the possibility of a sequel. Rated T because T is delicious.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Chocolate Marshmallow Bunnies by moonlitelm reviews
Eric brings Kyle an Easter treat, although Kyle isn't sure what to make of it...
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Restraints by Soul Flash reviews
“Goddammit, Jew...” Cartman breathed as he furiously began to work on Kyle's belt buckle, “Why'd you have to wear a goddamn belt today...?” Kyman. Graphic lemon. Contains whipping, rimming, frottage, dirty talk, masochism, and more.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,580 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Need You Now by Soul Flash reviews
Kyle's guilt is crushing him; Cartman doesn't know what he did wrong. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
You Mean Too Much by Soul Flash reviews
Cartman isn't so great at hiding his feelings from Kyle. One-shot. Cartman POV. Companion fic to OSN's I Can't Lose You. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Be Mine Forever by xEmerald Isle reviews
Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny are all at Stark's Pond playing Truth Or Dare. Kyle gets dared by Cartman to do something he doesn't want to do... Kyman. R&R please!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Guilty Obsession by Soul's Angel reviews
Kyle has developed quite a sick obsession with Cartman, and when he finds Cartman hiding in his closet, his secret becomes revealed. Oneshot. Kyman slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,659 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
A Knife to the Back by Rigato Caravel reviews
Cartman's mother has left him alone, and her son has turned to her old profession. Will Kyle save Cartman, or will he save himself? KyCart
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,727 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by xEmerald Isle reviews
There's a school dance coming up at South Park Elementary. Every student must take a perfect match test and go to the dance with whoever they get paired up with. For some, they are happy with who they're paired with. For others, they aren't soo happy...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,157 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
When You Wake Up by ann7x reviews
Eric wakes up in a hospital, where Kyle's waiting for him. Eric/Kyle slash one shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Don't Touch Me by Soul Flash reviews
When your life hits an all time low, things can't possibly get any worse, right? Not for Kyle Broflovski. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,474 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The good scare by littlebitnothing reviews
Kyle has the hiccups, and there are only Cartman with him to solve his problem.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Cartman is a Creep by moonlitelm reviews
Cartman is completely obsessed with Kyle. These are some of the things he does during his days...I really suck at summaries, holy cow.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,651 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
A Surprise in the Closet by Soul's Angel reviews
Cartman surprises Kyle by hiding out in his closet, but what he finds in said closet comes as the biggest surprise of all. Cartman/Kyle, slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,551 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Cartman's Silly Sex Crime by Leona Rose reviews
One day in P.E. class leads to a broken nose, disturbing fantasies, and eventual gratification for our favourite Jew. And who's to blame? Cartman, of course.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
I Dare You To Kiss Him by Mootycakes reviews
The boys enjoy a nice game of truth or dare this lazy weekend. Boys kissing and naughty language included. One shot, revised!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Falling from Grace by jusAgurl93x reviews
Cartman Gets a StepFather, who later becomes verbally and physically abbusive to both him and his mom. Cartman has a hard time dealing with it, and starts going down the wrong road in his life, Can Kyle Save him before its too late?CartmanXKyle SLASH
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 200,343 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Eavesdropping by Just Another Crappy Writer reviews
Cartman is good at many things. One of those things is eavesdropping. SUCKY SUMMARY, please don't be discouraged by it. Rated T, so no parents will get mad at me.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
On love and sex by camomilehottea reviews
Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
tea parties are for men by Devil Lace reviews
Cartman is a manly sort of man. One who likes tea parties with his bestest friends. Artemus Cylde Frog and Kyle Broflowski. :CartmanKyle:
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Second Chances aka heaven is a place nearby by Justasimplekidfrombrooklyn reviews
you only get one chance to say goodbye. Luckily for Eric, he got two CartmanXKyle Rated M for Language and themes... may change to a T in time.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
He Loves Me Not by Luna C. Starque reviews
Eric Cartman is in love, and has been for a very long time. He can't help it that his crush is the person he's supposed to hate more than anyone.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Fun with Tonka Trucks! by Anna Molly reviews
CartmanKyle angstfluff! Yaaaaay. Remember that episode with the hippies? If you do... enjoy! Only M for language, 'cause Kyle talks like a sailor when he's mad. :D
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Kiss Me by Pocketface reviews
Kyle wants nothing more than to kiss those beautiful lips, but they're just out of reach. [ slash ][ KyleEric ][ oneshot ]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
I'm sorry fatass by ultranaff reviews
Cartman takes care of a drunk Kyle. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kicking Sand Chapters 1 and 2 by Kimsie03
This is my first fanfic I've ever written, so I hope you like it. It does contain slash aka CartmanKyle. Rating may or maynot change as chapters are made..This story Copyright: MeSouthpark Copyright: Matt Stone and Trey Parker
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Feel the Rain by TDtheMagicMan reviews
Kyle and Eric pine for each other in secret through stories. A bit of interesting weather and a good friend help merge their tales together. For Azu. Bye FFn!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Autumn Leaves by SpamLord reviews
Kyle tripping in the hallways leads to some interesting events... Present for my friends, as well as some important announcements. Slash, KyleCartman, oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Happy birthday Eric by Lil-Diego reviews
[ONESHOT SlashKyleXCartman]Can Kyle actually give what Eric Wanted in the first place for his birthday? Angst, Contains Death, and a sad, sad Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Moonlight by SpamLord reviews
Kyle tries to hide his feelings for his friend. KyleCartman for Azu. Slash, fluff.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Charcoal Grey by SpamLord reviews
Cartman has a strange obsession with something of Kyle's... CartmanKyle, mild language
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Colour by SpamLord reviews
Eric deems himself unworthy of the one he loves. My fic for Timmy. Slash! ERIC x KYLE SLASH FLUFFY MUSH A CUSS WORD ONESHOT
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Blue Balls by Azu Luna reviews
Cartman took the last blue one and Kyle is determined to get it back, no matter what. You'll never look at gumballs the same way again.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Birthday by Sofa King Danny reviews
Cartman is lonely on his birthday. KyleCartman fluff.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Change by Sofa King Danny reviews
ONESHOT: Everything about South Park feels wrong, and nothing ever changes. [KylexCartman]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
When I First Fell For You reviews
An anonymous complement letter must be written by every high schooler at North Park High. Things happen and Kyle is left speechless before he even receives his letter. Cartman, on the other hand, has plenty to of stuff to share with Kyle. 1st KYMAN, R&R.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman