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Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6828 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Confessions of a Difficult Woman by einfach mich reviews
Leah Clearwater is not the kind of girl that goes for guys like Edward Cullen. In fact, she thinks he's an asshole and Edward's made it clear he hates her too. One drunken night changes everything. AU AH For the Parkaward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 237,060 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Leah, Edward
Music to My Heart by realistjoker reviews
Because of his music, Edward has gained fame, fortune, an unwanted wife and a possible illegitimate child. He hates his life, but when he meets Jacob; he learns what love really is and how to keep what he desires most is the world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,376 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
A Tangible Dichotomy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,890 - Reviews: 3477 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5537 - Favs: 7,135 - Follows: 5,333 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Feisty by Lord Rekhyt reviews
Jacob has imprinted on Edward, who doesn't seem to accept it. But slowly but surely, Jacob is going to win Edward over and show him what real love is. Rated M for Slash boyXboy . Please R&R! Indefinite Hiatus...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,766 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 12/7/2009 - [Jacob, Edward]
Uncharted by Brittany Diamond reviews
The thought of loving a man is more than startling to Watson. Holmes leads the way. Movieverse with book-style tendencies.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,984 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
Le Crime qui n'osait dire son Nom by Sam Seven reviews
On a toujours redouté un Sherlock Holmes criminel. Et si cela avait été le cas ? Comment un tueur tel que Holmes aurait rencontré Watson ? Se seraient-ils si bien entendus que dans le Canon ?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - French - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,109 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Thank You by Whitlock-Masen reviews
When Edward Cullen wakes up late for work and hungover, he knows he's in for a terrible day. It just gets worse, with bosses yelling and rain pouring down...right up until he finds his way home. One-shot written for the Support Stacie Auction. Slash, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Break Into Me by applesandowls reviews
Dean is broken, and there's only one person who can put him back together. But it's not her. Dean/Cas. Some Dean/Lisa.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Our Endless Numbered Days by Miss Elle Winchester reviews
When Jacob imprints on Edward, he thinks his world is coming to an end but could Edward be the best thing that could ever happen to him? Can Jacob teach Edward to love again when Bella moves away or is this love doomed from the start? SLASH Edward/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,861 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Another bite, another groan, another shiver by DeanHeartsCas reviews
Dean has a thing for angels and their hips. Dean/Castiel Don't like? Don't read!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Masking the Void by m47e47l reviews
They were two broken souls, each attempting to fill what was missing. But would it be enough...and what if it became too much? Jacob and Leah, post Book 2 of Breaking Dawn. Mature content within.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 89,625 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Jacob, Leah
Damaged by Reijilie reviews
Leah knows she is better for Jake but he's too infatuated with his gf, Bella Swan, to see it.When Leah catches Bella with a local delinquent,Edward Cullen,she brushes off Bella's threats to stay e consequences are dire. AH,OOC,TW:Rape.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,678 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Jacob, Leah
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 7,206 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two Virgins, One Backseat by GEM1588 reviews
A Volkswagen Rabbit plus Jacob and Bella. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,005 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
In My Life by Touchstone67 reviews
One word changed all their lives, will Bella saying yes be the end of a lifelong friendship...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Sherlock Holmes: Bad prediction, very bad by KarumA-chan reviews
Based on the 2009 film, Holmes decides to use Watson for one of his experiments. He ends up with more than he bargained for. Watson/Holmes slash m/m
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/30/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
A Broken Fairytale by Reijilie reviews
Our home belonged to them, the men who watched us as pieces of meat, slowly taking a part of our souls with them every time they did up their belt buckles- An angst filled oneshot. Leah/Jasper. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Leah, Jasper - Complete
My Beautiful Boy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Throughout his existence, Carlisle never knew desire. That was, until he came along. Will his beautiful boy ever return his love, or will he be forced to spend eternity longing for the only one he ever wanted? Entry for the Slash Backslash Contest. AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Find You Worthy by Darkira reviews
Jasper is a scarred and broken bookstore owner. Edward has lived an easy life. When they randomly meet and Edward becomes interested in Jasper, is there a chance he could find a way to solve this puzzle or will Jasper never trust anyone again? AH/AU/J&E/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,426 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Twilight in 200 words by WingedWarrior16 reviews
My summary of Twilight in 200 words... M for language..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Between Yours Fangs by Sam Seven reviews
Les plus beaux animaux sont aussi les plus dangereux. J’ai récemment apprit que c’était également valable pour les êtres Humains... Un amour plus que contradictoire entre un Harry espiègle et un Tom adulé dans un décor de mensonges et de mystères - Finie
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,525 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Art of Love by wickedswanz reviews
Hermione needs the Order's sexiest wizard to teach her the art of love making after being dumped, and Sirius is only too happy to oblige. But can the king of love-em and leave-em give her what she desires or will his heart get in the way? Rating: ADULT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Duty by Touchstone67 reviews
Every royal family has certain expectations that are set on them at birth to weigh on their shoulders throughout their lives. Prince Edward is no exception. What happens when dreams collide with duty? Which will he choose? ExJ – Tattward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,911 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Housewarming by radiofreeamy reviews
AH/AU- Jasper and Edward enjoy their first morning together in their new home. Lemons/Slash. My entry for the Love Through Lemons Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Claiming the Wolf by shadowglove reviews
SLASH AU Jacob/Edward. Jacob would never understand leeches, especially if they were Edward Cullen. One minute Edward's glaring at him with hatred, the next---the next he's doing things to Jacob that the young wolf wants to hate. He really does, but can't
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,516 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Slytherin Conversations by Night Essence reviews
Conversation at the Slytherin table is never boring. Warning: Slash. Foul language. Gutter minded fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete