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Joined 09-12-03, id: 454162

Man, my old bio was random! Time for an update, I figure.

About Me:

Height: Roughly 5'4"

Weight: Undisclosed.

Age: Not yet a tween.

Hair: Mid-length, dirty blonde.

Eyes: Grey/Blue.

Likes:

Books: (May alsocontain unlisted books by listed authors.)

The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien.

The Dragonriders of Pern - Anne McCaffrey

Harry Potter - JK Rowling

The Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis

The Belgariad - David and Leigh Eddings

Redwall series - Brian Jaques

Dragonlance - Various authors.

To Be Continued...

Movies:

The Lord of the Rings

Hidalgo

The Day After Tomorrow

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

King Arthur

Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2

To Be Continued...

Television:

LOST

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Hobbies:

Drawing, Painting, Photography, Reading, Television, Gardening, andGeology.

The Question of 'Hot Guys':

Dominic Monaghan

Eric Szmanda

Billy Boyd

George Eads

Pairings (Slash and Het.) :

(LOTR)

Merry/Pippin

Merry/Estella

Pippin/Diamond

Pippin/Sam

Sam/Frodo

Sam/Rosie

Leggy/Gimli

(HP)

Harry/Draco (Don't ask...)

Hermione/Ron

Lupin/Black

Tonks/Lupin

(CSI)

Greg/Nick

Greg/Sara

Sara/Warrick (Occasionally...)

(IRL)

Dom/Billy

Eric/George

Dislikes:

Poachers

Summer (Mostly just the heat.)

Preps

Being told what to do.

Illiterate Fangirls

Mary-Sues

People who abbreviate words into things like, "OMG,u rsooo kewl!". Grammar is your friend. The question mark button won't kill you!

L33t

Favourite Quotes:

"That still only counts as one!"- Gimli in ROTK.

"His will was set and only death could break it."- Tolkien on Sam.

"So that is the king of Rohan." said Pippin in an undertone."A fine old fellow. Very polite."

"Come,Come!" he shouted, swinging his axe. "Since Gandalf's head is now sacred, let us find one that it is right to cleave!"- Gimli after meeting Gandalf again.

"Thag you very buch."-Bilbo Baggins.

"How noble are you feeling, Grunthor?" "Oi'm always noble, sir; it's in my blood. 'As been ever since Oi ate that knight a few years back. Why?"- Grunthor and Achmed in Rhapsody, by Elizabeth Haydon.

"Revenge I am told

Is a dish eaten cold

But me, I prefer my food warm

So when I come for you

The first thing I will do

Is to rip off and chew on your arm.

From your head to your feet

I'll devour the meat

But your bones I will just toss away

And with any luck then

Your kin and your friend

Will pick someone else to betray."

"Don't meddle in the affairs of wizards, For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."- Anonmous.

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The King's Commission by Larner reviews
The King seeks to do a memorial for the Pheriannath. But how to get a likeness of Frodo Baggins? Rated for careful discussions of incest and pedophilia and for character deaths. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 81 - Words: 379,144 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
Healing by Erandir reviews
Movieverse. Haldir does not die at Helm's Deep, but he is wounded horriably bad. Eomer, also confined to the healers due to injuries, watched the elf and helps bring him back from the brink of death. ExH Slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,806 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Haldir, Eomer - Complete
Nen by DaynaJD reviews
Rodney didn’t like kids. So why the hell was he sitting in the infirmary with a small child curled up next to him who would not relinquish his hand? Something I've been working on for a while. Please review. Complete!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,501 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Albus Dumbledore on a 'Burning Day' by Satans Angel Pyro reviews
How exactly did 14 year old Albus Dumbledore accidentally set fire to those curtains? Read here to see my tale of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Albus D. - Complete
Just Another Execution Day by Koorino Megumi reviews
When Captain Jack Sparrow stands before the gallows, he sees only a chance to enhance his reputation.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Complete
awestruck denial faint by kahutia reviews
Daniel doesn't think about Vala all the time. Season 9 spoilers.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Vala, D. Jackson - Complete
Charon's Boat by Tazo reviews
From one experienced rider of Charon's Boat to one who took the journey back and forth for the first time. What kind of advice can be given about dying? ValaDaniel One shot. Spoilers up to Season Nine.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2005 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Good Enough by Lament reviews
While working on a case, Nick battles his own ghosts. NickGreg pairing. Chapter 24 is up.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,654 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Nick S., Greg S.
Letters to Earth by OXBastetXO reviews
When those who love us leave us behind, sometimes all we have to cling to are memories and letters.(Complete) (Crossover with Spoilers for Stargate: Atlantis "Letters From Pegasus" and Stargate: SG-1 "Threads")
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Complete
As the Leaves of Lorien Fall by Icheb-lover reviews
In Lorien, Galadriel helps Legolas and Gimli find their relationship by telling them of Celebrimbor and Narvi...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,998 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Legolas, Gimli
Divine Punishment by lawngnomesorceress reviews
Aziraphale has gone missing and Crowley is, unsuprisingly, not that worried. But Crowley isn't prepared for what happens when Aziraphale returns..
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005
Forgotten, But Not By Me by Isabella Raven reviews
What are you afraid of, little bird he whispered in elvish, and she wrinkled her nose. Don't call me little bird.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,877 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Haldir, Legolas - Complete
The Troubles with Elven Harmonicas by Star-Stallion reviews
In an attempt to annoy Gimli, Legolas starts playing his terrible harmonica... unfortunately, none of the Three Hunters were expecting what happens next...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Legolas
My Blessed Mistake by jenben reviews
When Sara gets pregnant by Grissom, to whom does she wind up turning? Greg. Now complete.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,812 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Complete
Love and Freedom by RagnarokSkurai reviews
WillxJack slash. Jack ponders, and reaches an unsurprising conclusion. Now if only Will could do the same.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/7/2004 - Published: 3/28/2004
Food For Thought by GoGoTorturegirlYeah reviews
MerryPippin fluff. Pippin brings massacre into the kitchen while attempting dessert. Merry brings in his share of catastrophe, by, well... attempting Pippin. ;D UPDATED! dedicated to NeverSayDie.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
The Soldiers by Holdur reviews
The hobbits as seen by the soldiers of Gondor and Rohan. Both book and movie verse, first person, present.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Healing by LOTR-nutcase reviews
Houses of Healing drabble. The conversations Tolkien never gave us.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,251 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir
Only A Day Yet by Pompey reviews
Pippin recovers after the final battle on the field of Cormallen. Part movie-verse, mostly book Ch 9 up
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,123 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2004 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Peregrin T.
A Strange Ghost Indeed by Fennelseed reviews
(SLASH. Now finished.) Frodo buys a book of Elven artwork, only to find it comes with the ghost of a voyeuristic girl. How inconvenient.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,615 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Getting to Know Hobbits by Hai Took reviews
The reactions and thoughts of Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli and Boromir as they meet the hobbits.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/14/2004
Distance to the Stars by Scottish Hobbit reviews
Estella and Merry have known each other for years, and have been friends through it all. What happens, though, when one of them wants more? Both find that following their hearts may be a bit more complicated than ever realized...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,162 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Meriadoc B.
The Will of Love by Maian Melian reviews
A bittersweet tale of love. NOW COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 112,048 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 6/9/2003 - Peregrin T. - Complete
A Pair of Proper Tooks by Lyta Padfoot reviews
[One shot] The Thain sends Pippin to the Northfarthing to find a bride. He encounters mischievous young NorthTooks armed with snowballs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Peregrin T. - Complete
Faint Heart Never Won Fair Lady by Lady of Ithilien reviews
After returing home from wars and adventures in faraway lands, Meriadoc Brandybuck faces one of his greatest challenges - winning the heart of Estella Bolger. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,994 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003 - Meriadoc B. - Complete
Unaided by Brandytook reviews
A really short little fic about what goes through Merry's head when he finds out Dernhelm is Eowyn. Book based. Please review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Meriadoc B., Eowyn
Of Dwarvish Ale and The Fairer Sex by Ariel3 reviews
The continuation of a classic... The four hobbits sit down to a pipe, a mug and a fine tale or two.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,048 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Diamond in the Rough by Isra reviews
This is the story about Peregrin Took and Diamond of Long Cleeve. But more importantly, this is a story about Diamond, the strongest and bravest of the Northern Treasures.Recently REVISED and UPDATED, Ch 8
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,762 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/15/2003 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Peregrin T.
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