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Author has written 3 stories for Pendragon, Harry Potter, Naruto, Warriors, and Shugo Chara!.

Name: Inseruntakenpennamehere (duh)

Gender: Female

Age: Unspecified

Birthday: July 28

Lives On: Earth

School: MVMS

Location: In front of a computer

Heh heh... Sorry for the longness of my profile... heh heh...heh heh...moo

Favorites:

Quotes:

"Unless I grip the sword, I cannot protect you. While gripping the sword, I cannot embrace you." - Kurosaki Ichigo, Bleach

"You think you may get it but it's not the same as actually getting it. Get it?" Kakashi Hatake, Naruto

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

"Saying you're going to rip me to shreds isn't going to make me come closer." Minato Namikaze, Naruto

"I'm the only one who gets to interrupt me!" Killer Bee, Naruto

"Might Guy, huh? Mighty stupid-looking guy is more like it!" Kisame,Naruto

"This guy is getting on my nerves - can I kill him?" Kisame, Naruto

"Everyone... everyone... has risked their lives to come after you!" Naruto, Naruto
" Well, how good for them"Sasuke,Naruto

"Destroy everything... Destroy everything that hurts you... Give your heart to me... I will save you from the pain."Kyuubi, Naruto

"Shut up... or I'll kill you."Gaara, Naruto

Hobbies:Breathing

Food:Ramune, Calpico, French Fries,Salt and Vineager Potato Chips, Hash Browns, Bacon, Cici Mango, Edible Food, Ramen, Lychee stuff

Anime/Manga: Naruto, Shugo Chara, Pokemon, Naruto Shippuden, Bleach, Ultimo,Fruits Basket

Anime/Manga Characters: Kisuke Urahara from Bleach, Kyuubi from Naruto,Yoru from Shugo Chara, Utau Hoshina from Shugo Chara, Ggio Vega from Bleach, Ulquiorra Schiffer from Bleach, Aizen from Bleach

Colors:Blue,Pink

Dislikes:Bugs

Hates:Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus, her/their "music", High School Musical, Camp Rock,Jonas Brothers,their "music", Sakura from Naruto, Bonnie Willensky (You have to know me personally to get that one)


If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that Sakura sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile :P

If you think High School Musical was a crappy movie, copy this and paste it in your profile. ( I didn't even bother to watch it)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and by his own box, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible paste this on your profile.

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Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (We have cookies!)

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Stress: A condition caused by repressing the body's desire to strangle the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Ever notice how in the American Revolution, all we did half the time was stand there and shoot at each other? We just stood there, in lines, waiting to die. It's like, before the war started, we all sat down and went, "OK. Here's how it's gonna go: When we get in a battle, we all stand in a line and shoot at each other, and we keep going till we run outa bullets. And whoever's got the least amount dead, they win."

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)

If you have ever fallen down the staris, put this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, put this on your profile.(I don't know what these are... :P)

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If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, Copy and ... I forgot what I was going to say...

Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!!

Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried because your Hogwarts letter never arrived but you know its because the owl got lost and not because you aren't magical, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! Yay!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune :0

If you ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this your profile.

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said the same thing more than one time in a row,put this in your profile.put this in your profile.

If you have ever completely forgotten what you were doing, put this in your profile.

If you know that you have at least two of the same "If you" things, but are too lazy to look for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you just read this whole long list of copy/paste things, and are now wondering why the hell you did that, go see a therapist, and then copy and paste this.

If you have actually read all these 'if you's, copy this into your profile.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a brdge, damn, I'm gonna miss your emails.

If you have ever said a number, but held up the wrong amount of fingers, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile ( Grass, my desk, etc.)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you DON'T have a boyfriend/girlfriend and you're proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while the others try to figure out how you did it.

95 of teens would freak if the Jonas Brothers were on a tall building, about to jump off. If you were apart of the 5 that came to watch and brought popcorn and friends, Copy & paste

If you're completely insane, copy this to your profile.

If you're a night person, copy this to your profile.

If you hate bugs, copy this to your profile.

If you prefer cold and snow over heat and sun, paste this to your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you went to sleep around 2am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, C&P

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste

If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this

If you've ever read past two in the morning, C&P

I find "good morning" contradictory

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

If you would rather be a vampire than a zombie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have read the Twilight series(or at least half of it), copy and paste this into your profile. You don't even have to like the series!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagel said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

98 percent of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should stop stalking Lucky just to get his 'Lucky Charms' put this on your profile.

If your scared of Cinimon tost Crunch because there all a bunch of canibles put this on your profile.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

If you ever wanted to be sent to an asylum just so you can bounce around in the white padded room, copy and paste this to your profile!!

I'm not paranoid...WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

95 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 percent yelling "Jump Bitch! Jump! I'm going to be late for my daily throwing darts at your ugly face ritual!" ( If she dared take more than 5 minutes, I would push her off. :P)

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile!

A mama cow and her three babies were on a farm.
The first baby cow asked her mama, "Why was I named Rose?"
The mama replied, "When you were little a rose petal fell on your head."
The second baby cow asked her mama, "Why was I named Daisy?"
The mama replied, "When you were little a daisy petal fell on your head."
The third baby cow asked his mama, "Bsjkdbjdkaobd."
The mama replied, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

If you think manga/anime villains are uber coolage and pwnsome, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like the colour white, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that Ichigo Kurosaki's Hollow half deserves more love, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Sosuke Aizen is one of the best manga/anime villains in the history of history, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Gin Ichimaru is one freaky yet awesome bad guy, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Kaname Tosen needs to loosen up a bit, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Starrk was one of those Old Western sheriffs you usually saw sleeping on a porch when he was alive, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think the majority of the male population had from bleeding noses when Tia Halibel went into her Release Mode, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Yammy Rialgo does not deserve to be Cero Espada, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

No trespassing, violators will be shot, and survivors will be shot again.

Don's piss me off today; I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you think the Co-Co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

Sacrifice your innocence and cross over to the dark side. We have cookies. If you wanna sacrifice your innocence and crossover to the dark side then copy and paste

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on,copy and paste this to your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone who should be hit by a train, and you'd be laughing, copy and paste.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.The irony...

-Anatidaephobia — fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God, or a god.

PS: God/a god is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny Me, then I shall deny you before My Father in the gates of Heaven.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."


WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"

"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't as why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

"This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein

"I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders

Okay, here's something cool:

Say this out loud: She knows Bugs.

Now scroll down...

Furthur...

More...

Even more...

And still more...

Now, this was a test to see if you're obsesed with Naruto. If you made the conection: "She knows bugs" to "Shino's bugs", you're obsesed, if you missed that, go watch some Naruto anime!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Naruto, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striat WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your freinds, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." If you're cray you suddenly screm "TODAY IS THE DAY THE WORLD END'S!! in the midle of a class just to see how your classmates and teacher would react. Crazy is when you sit there staring at a random stranger, then start humming the barney song while slowly getting this psychotic look/smile on your face when they ask what you want. Crazy is when you talk for five straight hours on a single subject (which is borderline-perverted senerios for fanfics).crazy is reading this long list of crazy things! Copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

If someone murdered you, a friend would go to your funeral, a good friend would write your sermon thingy but a true friend wouldn't do any of those, 'cause they'd be in jail for killing the idiot who killed you, if you have any true friends copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever burst into a Christmas Song on Easter, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love God to no end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think world peace is a great cause, copy and paste this into your profile

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Join the army, travel the world, meet interesting people, kill them

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

He who laughs last thinks slowest

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

I'm not as dumb as you look

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn't looking good either.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing


Random Lists

1. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( That's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...And you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off of those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And.. .I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's Peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"


~24 things to do in an elevator!~

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.


How You Know You're Addicted to Naruto:

You eat ramen all day every day.
You've watched every episode at least 5 times; in English and Japanese.
You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days.
You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts.
You say "Dattebayo!" or "Believe it!" after every sentence.
You cover half of your face with a mask.
You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites.
You try to walk up trees using only your feet.
You draw whiskers on your face.
You spend time to making and maintaining a Naruto web site.
You draw black circles around your eyes.
You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities.
You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it.
You run with your arms behind you.
You have read and written many Naruto fanfics.
You made a Naruto music video.
You decide to call your morals your "ninja way."
You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!"
You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face.
You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight.
You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken!" when your throwing a Frisbee.
You dye your hair blonde.
You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know much Japanese.
You call your tests Chunin Exams.
You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of sand on your back.
You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage.”
You're not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu!" before you eat.
Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.
You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have.
You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
You tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
You replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts.
And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts.
You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think it's the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out.
You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer.
You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!"
You give people the 'nice-guy' pose.
You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!"
You have to put on a headband before a major competition.
And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals.
You do something stupid, and then you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only).
You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck.
You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon."
You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before.
Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited.
You daydream about fighting Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of the Akatsuki members.
You try to make pairings between characters.
You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking.'
You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode.
You carry puppets with you.
You call your group of friends a "three man cell."
You think "art is a bang."
Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.
You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it.
The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade.
You have at least one friend who's addicted to Naruto.
You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
You buy Naruto stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face.
You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
You're on a Naruto forum at 4:00 AM.
You spy on girls and call it research.
You try to summon a frog in biology class by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage."
You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.
You refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke.
You have a pet pig named Tonton.
You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in a wall with it.
You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode.
You call your teachers sensei and you're not Japanese.
You add the suffixes like "chan" "kun" to the end of people's names and you're not Japanese.
You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part of your mission.
You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?”
You dress up a piece of wood and tell people you're practicing a substitution technique.
You start making hand signs and then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!"
You try to sign a contract with blood.
You hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
You paste a piece of paper that says "Come Come Paradise" or "Icha Icha" on the front of adult books.
You keep all your money in a frog-shaped wallet.
You try to do 200 push-ups and when you're not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car.
You're in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!"
You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu!" (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)
You costantly feel the urge to add "Hokage" after you or someone else says "First", "Second", "Third", "Fourth", or "Fifth".
Sharks are officially called "Kisame". When you play hide and seak with your friends you refer to it as "playing ninja"
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto.
You try to add to this list.
You copy and paste this onto your profile. :D

Random
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I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".


Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are


Now say the word "cow" after each word:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Now say the word "cow" before and after each word:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Now read from the bottom up:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look


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Beginnings by extroverses reviews
We're S-class criminals, not a f-ing daycare!"...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,978 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Daddy by Nitroid reviews
Ichigo swallows several pills Grimmjow drops from a bottle as they duel, & shrinks into a child. As punishment, Aizen makes Ichigo Grimmjow's liability. A heated battle for possession of little Ichigo between Shinigami & Espada begins.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,820 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
The Side Effect by Applegirl3223 reviews
Its not normal for Byakuya to get drunk but he does just once and ends up a test subject for Mayuri who takes advantage. Alone in a newly discovered world, he realizes that a very serious side effect has occurred. He's a child! bya/kid
Crossover - Bleach & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,372 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Byakuya K., Death The Kid - Complete
Hiding Behind Masks by Twisted Vixen reviews
By chance two ex-teammates meet on neutral ground. What happens when the person you thought you knew turns out to be completely different?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 154,042 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dog's Life by ShivaVixen reviews
First in Ninja Life Series: Kakashi gets turned into a dog and his team takes care of him, they don't know it, and Kakashi doesn't know how he became a dog, but the cosequences of the transformation will change how they all look at each other, If only Kakashi knew how to change back
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,663 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
WHAT THE? by YingYangButterfly reviews
What if the characters in Fruits Basket had Shugo Charas! Would their lives be turned upside down? Read to find out! This is my first fanfic! Kinda T for mild cussing..... Please R&R after you read!
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009
Treason by NeonZangetsu reviews
They've taken everything from me. Everything! I've lost everything, and now so will they! If its a war they want, then its a war they'll get! Dark Ichigo. Pairing undecided. Written when I was VERY YOUNG and long before that horrible Bleach ending. On indefinite hiatus because of said ending.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,016 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Ichigo K.
Fire and Shadow by Rowanoak23 reviews
AU. Rusty has been adopted not by ThunderClan...but ShadowClan! COMPLETE! Chapter Forty up! Please read and review!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 65,851 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Firestar, Mistyfoot - Complete
20 Questions by lamekirby reviews
20 random questions asked to different Bleach characters. Different character each chapter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 19,448 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009
Trouble For Shibusen by Kuro Hyuga reviews
Who’s better? Naruto? Or Black Star? Tsunade’s tired of a certain ninja fooling around in the village so she’s sending Kuro, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura away. Now Shinigami and Shibusen have to deal with them. How will it go? MORE ROMANCE THAN I WANTED T T
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,970 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Naruto U., Maka A.
Face the Music by Megamafan16 reviews
SONGFICS WITH STORY! My interpretation of the Origin of the Music Meister. From little, helpless boy, to unbelievably dangerous supervillain; how did it all happen? Rated T for occasional explicit dialogue and lyrics.
Batman: The Brave and the Bold - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,202 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
The Sly Fox by monkies ate my sisters reviews
Ichigo really wasn't expecting much. They bust in, get Rukia, and bust out. Simple. No problems. Piece of cake. That is, if Urahara didn't invite some..."extra" help. Well, every plan has it's twists and turns, right? This one just happened to be blonde.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,680 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Naruto U., Yoruichi S.
Fun With Mister Insanity by grawrgrawrninja reviews
Ulquiorra noticed how Nnoitra and Grimmjow were tightly gripping the seats. “Are you trash okay?” “We’re f-fine t-thank you!” Nnoitra stuttered out as Aizen started the engine. Rated for language. No pairings. Pure crack.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,495 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
A Duet That Will Top All by livingstorywriter101 reviews
The Music Meister is back and that can only mean one thing... a Gotham themed musical! Batman calls in a bit of help but what happens when his help unintentionally joins Mr. Meister for a duet that could end up being deadly? Please R&R!
Batman: The Brave and the Bold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,491 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
The Cats by Curiously-Insane reviews
In which Blair and Yoruichi are friends, Yoruichi goes to visit Blair, they tease Soul yadda yadda yadda the end. No pairings. Sorry if the rating is to low. R & R. Yeah I don't think I'll be continuing this, at least not any time soon
Crossover - Bleach & Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Yoruichi S., Blair - Complete
Voice mail by lamekirby reviews
Scenarios of what would happen if a Bleach character didn't pick up his or her cell phone.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009
The 12 Days of Christmas by sandydragon reviews
The 12 days of Christmas Naruto style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Gaara - Complete
Shukaku the Sandman by sandydragon reviews
The Naruto version of "Frosty the Snowman." Rated T for reasons you will see. Meant to be either a poem or a song.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Shukaku - Complete
Ptolemy's Return by XxBlackChaosxX reviews
Kitty tries to find a way to reunite Bartimaeus and Ptolemy. But what happens when she gets caught up in murder, theft, and a plot of power? Rated T to be safe
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 52,806 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 5/19/2006
Espada Truth or Dare by Dante 101 reviews
Bored out of their minds, the Espada, Gin and Orihime decide to play Truth or Dare. Fell free to suggest truths or dares.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - C. Stark, Ulquiorra
Naruto Girls' Acrostic Poems by sandydragon reviews
The way I see the names of certain girls in Naruto. Does not include all of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Shadow's Fire Book I by notsosecretlyramona reviews
Rusty is stuck in a miserable home. He would do anything to escape his life, even run away to the forest. Unfortunately for him, the warmhearted warriors of ThunderClan aren't the first cats to find him. AU of Into the Wild.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,893 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Blackstar, Firestar
Harry, Hogwarts, and Halla by Wolf Melody reviews
After the costly victory on Eelong, Bobby sets out to a new territory. Little does he know that his adventures on Gwahatyra will be the strangest yet. Meanwhile, Harry potter enters his fifth year. What happens when their destinies cross paths?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,793 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009
Death Scythe by hangman1 reviews
15 years ago, the Kyuubi no Kitsune attacked the Miester village of Konoha, only to be killed by the Shinigami's heir, Minato Namikaze. But what if he never did kill the Kyuubi? What if it was sealed in his own son? Up for adoption- PM me or review!
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Naruto U.
I'm not crazy by Tiro reviews
Ichigo isn’t crazy. He just happens to have a Hollow inside of him. Non-yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
GRIMMJOW: The Owner's Guide and Manuel by Doggy L.O.A.C.W.D.M reviews
I do not own Grimmjow. Tite kubo does. I don't own the guide idea. Done by request.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
A Motley Collection by MozartsMuze reviews
Kisuke sends some people to their doom...er, i mean to a therapist...chaos ensues. Hints of Ikkayumi, Grimmulqui, Hitsumatsu
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - T. Hitsugaya
Responsibility by grawrgrawrninja reviews
Being responsible isn't easy. Being taught how to be responsible by Aizen isn't all that great either. Rated for language, a ninja Gin, a chocolate obsessed Ulquiorra, and chaos.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
10 Ways to Upset andor Embarrass Hinata Hyuga by Twisteddarkness225 reviews
I threw togather a list of ways to upset and/or embarass Hinata and Naruto is doing them for me! Rated T to be safe. One-sided NaruHina. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,165 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Neville Longbottom, The Boy Who Lived? by Hermione Weasley133 reviews
We all know what happened when Lord Voldemort picked Harry, but what if he had picked Neville? This is about what would have happend if Neville had the scar, and not Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Neville L., Harry P.
F U R A R E T Axx by b a y o - b a y o reviews
The moment he stepped into class, I knew my life would never be the same again. Shinigami, Bounto, the afterlife—I'm having enough trouble passing Geometry! How can Toushirou expect me to juggle my life like this and NOT go insane? » HitsugayaxOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 54 - Words: 276,893 - Reviews: 3307 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 12/20/2007 - T. Hitsugaya
The Muggle with White Hair old v1 by FireyFlames reviews
On upon entering Hogwarts for an Espada chase, Hitsugaya is miffed. Wands, bratty children, and a whole new atmosphere really doesn't make life easier. BleachHP crossover. INACTIVE, TO BE REDONE IN THE FUTURE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,884 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - T. Hitsugaya
Syzael's Experiment by death princess saya reviews
Syzael is allowed to put one of his experiments on some of the male arrancars in Heuco Mundo. Its a serum that turns them into women! What will happen when the unsuspecting arrancars wake up the next day to find that they've been turned female?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Szayelaporro G., S. Aizen - Complete
Act Your Age by Photophobic reviews
Ulquiorra has been acting very strange lately. Like a normal person his age. At first, no one really cares, but Grimmjow starts to get tired of having paper airplanes thrown at his head. If he doesn't figure out why soon, Grimmjow is going to scream.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Ulquiorra - Complete
XX Cold, but I'm Still Here XX by ember-chan reviews
Ember leads and ordinary boring life. She longs for adventure, but knows nothing will ever happen. That is, until a mysterious transfer student shows up at her school. Yet, for some odd reason, he looks exactly like her favourite Bleach character.HitsuXOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,900 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - T. Hitsugaya
Rhetorical Questions by Moonlite Knight reviews
Juliet asks Artemis some rhetorical questions. Artemis responds in his own unique manner. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Juliet B., Artemis F. - Complete
50 Ways To Torment Byakuya Kuchiki by Leaf-san reviews
I had so much fun doing the Aizen version, I just had to do another one. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Warrior Cats meet Artemis Fowl by wildcookie13 reviews
Exactly what it says up there. :
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009
Hey There Itachi by AnimeViolinist001 reviews
Yeah, basically I wrote a parody of the song Hey There Delilah by The Plain White T's. It's kinda crappy, so yeah.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
50 Ways to Harass Sosuke Aizen by Leaf-san reviews
The title says it all.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
Shinobi of The Rock by alterego94 reviews
After the Kyuubi attack, Sarutobi decides to send Naruto away. But the caravan gets ambushed by Rock shinobi, and Naruto's missing. Now twelve years later an insanely strong genin from Iwa enters the chuunin exam. And whats with his claybearing sensei?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,430 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U., Deidara
The Truth by Dante 101 reviews
Ever wonder why Grimmjow hates Ulquiorra so much? Ever wonder why Ulquiorra's so emo? Well read to find out!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Duplication of Tobi by Tobi-Is-A-Gooder-Boy-Than-You reviews
Tobi duplicates himself and he DOESN'T TAKE OVER THE WORLD BECAUSE HE IS A GOOD BOY -shifty eyes- Anyways, Read and Review! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Obito U.
In My Final Moments by XxBlackChaosxX reviews
A tribute to all shinobi who died, going in chronological order. Rated T for depressing stuff, and obviously death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2009
Kon's Revenge! by Master Bleach reviews
Kon is tired of Ichigo's misstreatment toward him! Now what does Kon do when Ichigo leaves his body to fight a hollow?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Ichigo K., Kon
Gigantic Hamster Ball by Itachirules.org reviews
This is my brother's fanfiction. It's his first story about how he puts the Sonic group into a giant hamster ball for 7 days. Please be nice when you review, it is his first story after all.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sonic
Survivor: Bleach Style by Sovereign64 reviews
20 contestants, 39 days, 1 island, 1 million dollars...Aizen's your host. Which character will emerge victorious? Warning: Severe OOCness. Think you can handle that? COMPLETE! More than 14,000 Hits!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 39 - Words: 77,744 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - S. Aizen - Complete
Soulless And Still Alive by Morbid Guidance reviews
The Akatsuki capture Naruto and begin to separate the Kyuubi from his body; however, it is only a matter of time before the Leaf comes to the rescue. But by then, it is already too late. Naruto has made a deal with Kyuubi and it all turns tipsy from there
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Bella's Random List by death princess saya reviews
Bella has decided to write a list of odd things she wants to know if Edward can do or not. She gets help from Alice so now its on! What kind of havoc will the list bring in one night? One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Doctor Horrible and the Embiggening Ray by CaffieneKitty reviews
Every story has a beginning... Even the story of a chair. Set a few years before the events in Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Doctor Horrible's Debutant Ball by CaffieneKitty reviews
Doctor Horrible's official introduction to the general society of the Evil League of Evil.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
Mark of the Kyuubi by Tirail reviews
Naruto is captured by Akatsuki and Kyuubi offerrs him a way out, but what will the fox's gift mean for Naruto's dreams? Now containing slight crossover elements, character death, torture, and swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,099 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/26/2007
PIKACHU: The Owner's guide and Maintenance Manual by ZGMF-X9999GenesisOmega reviews
Do you want to know how to tame your favorite Pokemon? If so, read the instructions!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Sometimes, Even Aizen's Plans Backfire by NakeBenihime reviews
Aizen x Orihime one-shot: VERY OOC! As Ichigo nears his planned rescue, he discovers a very spoiled Orihime since she's been living like a princess with Aizen in Las Noches.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Orihime I., S. Aizen - Complete
Gin no Kyuubi by SilverLily aka Blood Moon reviews
A violent brush with Akatsuki causes drastic intervetion by the Kyuubi. Naruto, now empowered with knowledge not his own, alters the future in ways never foreseen. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,672 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Bad boy, Good boy by Therrin-Ninja reviews
ONESHOT. . . . There's an Uchiha clan syndrome, and all known Uchiha clan members are all suffering the symptoms, AT THE SAME TIME. complete cracktastic insanity. Itachi's a good boy! Sasuke's a good boy! Tobi's a Good boy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
TS NARUTO: The Owner's Guide & Maintenance Manual by ZGMF-X9999GenesisOmega
Hey hey hey! Do you want an upgraded version of your NARUTO UZUMAKI unit? Then, the Shippuden version is great or you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sushi by Tobi-Is-A-Gooder-Boy-Than-You reviews
Naruto and Sasuke charge at each other when.... dununununununununu BATMAN! comes. Ok, just kidding but something surprises Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Dare Tobi by Tobi-Is-A-Gooder-Boy-Than-You reviews
Dare Tobi or he will cry and he will be a very bad boy on you.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2008
When Splash Actually Does Something by Morbid Guidance reviews
I didn’t mean to I swear! I only used splash with my level five Magikarp and now the entire world is in an uproar, literally… Short and pact with humorous devastation! R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete
Ask Tobi by Tobi-Is-A-Gooder-Boy-Than-You reviews
Ask Tobi questions by reviewing and he will answer your questions! Tobi: If Tobi dosen't get questions, Tobi shall unleash the power of Uchiha Madara on you! MUAHAHAHAHA! Oh, er... -ahem- -sweetly- Tobi is a good boy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2008
Tobi is bored by Tobi-Is-A-Gooder-Boy-Than-You reviews
Tobi is bored. So Tobi decides to annoy the other Akatsuki members.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
PAIN: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by ZGMF-X9999GenesisOmega reviews
Do you want your very own AKATSUKI leader unit? If that is the case, the PAIN unit is perfect for you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Pain/Pein - Complete
LOST by Morbid Guidance reviews
Hollow Ichigo and Ichigo himself, a poem about the 'Hollow Within'.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Ichigo K., Zangetsu - Complete
19 Ways to Annoy Kisame by AnimeViolinist001 reviews
Title says all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Cinderella Is Not Youthful by SharinganWarriorTribute reviews
What happens when Gai runs out of toothpaste? Read to find out! This isa late BDay fic for Gai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Gai M. - Complete
NARUTO: The Owner's Guide & Maintenance Manual by ZGMF-X9999GenesisOmega reviews
Do you want a unit that is popular on demand? Do you like cute foxes? Then, the NARUTO UZUMAKI unit is perfect for you!UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Elevator Music by SharinganWarriorTribute reviews
What happens when Naruto and Sasuke get trapped in an elevator? Only my mind will tell! NOT A YAOI FIC!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Just Panic by Morbid Guidance reviews
Everything is destroyed, Konoha is done and Orochimaru is quite pleased with himself. That is, until he realizes Naruto is still alive and the Akatsuki are just seconds away from having the Kyuubi in their grasp… ONE SHOT! R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
In Return For This Power, Sasuke by Morbid Guidance reviews
It all starts when Sasuke kills Naruto, then it spirals out of control when he suddenly comes back to life, not as a human but as a demon. One shot! Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Turkey Anyone? by SharinganWarriorTribute reviews
When a mysterious guest appears in Kakashi's living room, Thanksgiving takes on a little twist! Sorry for the lateness, Please R and R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
He's Back by Morbid Guidance reviews
Naruto watches helplessly as Kyuubi destroys Konoha. One shot! R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Bubble Wrap by SharinganWarriorTribute reviews
Another birthday fic! this is for a wind country lord, who apparently has no name. As you can see, it's about bubble wrap. Please Review!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
How Iruka got his scar by SharinganWarriorTribute reviews
A random bit of insanity.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Iruka U. - Complete
The Demon Boy by Morbid Guidance reviews
Five year old Naruto finds himself in an unexplainable position where he is possessed by Kyuubi, imprisoned by ANBU and taken in by Orochimaru. How can one possibly turn out when your raised by a lunatic? One shot! Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Kakashi's Ghost by Morbid Guidance reviews
Kakashi has certain ghosts from his past that he doesn’t want anybody to know or to remember, so he tries to hide them. Though years later, when hes just about forgotten them, they return and they want vengeance…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Kakashi H.
YONDAIME: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by ZGMF-X9999GenesisOmega reviews
Would you like to own the yellow flash? If so, come look at the manual for its uses. Revealing, YONDAIME HOKAGE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
ITACHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by ZGMF-X9999GenesisOmega reviews
Want a very powerful unit to kick ass? Get the ITACHI UCHIHA unit, and come look in the manual for its uses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Never Ending Gaki Story by Morbid Guidance reviews
Naruto doesn't have Kyuubi, instead he has a dad, the Yondaime and his mom. One small fight with his dad and everything will change. Like Naruto running away and encountering a devil kid AKA Kyuubi, and some sound ninja who might just try to capture him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,875 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
I Like Waffles by SharinganWarriorTribute reviews
This is a short story about Sasuke and waffles.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaming Streak by SharinganWarriorTribute reviews
This is what happens when Anko tells Kakashi to try electronic gaming..........My first Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Kakashi H., Anko M. - Complete
Kyuubi Madness by Morbid Guidance reviews
Kyuubi trys to escape, but when he fails he finds that he can live through Naruto once a month, but Jiraiya has to watch him with his super watching skills we all know he has. Also, somebody has a crush on Kyuubi and its not who you would think...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,752 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Jiraiya - Complete
Hitsugaya and Cold Showers by windlily reviews
Ever since he had become Tenth Division taichou, Hitsugaya had hoped to die valiantly on the battle field. Yet, somehow, someway, deep down he had always known it would end ... like this.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/1/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The One Thing Itachi Fears by NeverLookBackSamurai reviews
Hey, Itachi, aren't you afraid of anything? ... was his only answer. Suddenly, Itachi leaped up and stared at Kisame with wide eyes. Kisame... RUN, he said, speeding away from his partner. Humor for Itachi. Dedicated to pbjsandwich! Happy Bday!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Kabuto's Role As A Dad by Morbid Guidance reviews
OMG, how the hell did Kabuto become Naruto’s new dad? Ahem, what happened to the age limit here? And what’s this, Orochimaru has another evil plan, but this isn’t about Sasuke anymore, he’s a thing of the past. On to Naruto! R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Kabuto Y., Naruto U.
Kyuubi's Doom by Morbid Guidance reviews
Demon aliens attack earth. When one demon desides to make Kyuubi his fox pet, what will Naruto and the others do to get him back? Also, how the hell does Jiraiya, Orochimaru and whats left of the Akatsuki gang become allies? R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,639 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Fallen Leaves by Morbid Guidance reviews
When Naruto comes back from two days of training he finds Konohas been destroyed and everyone but he and Shikamaru are dead. Why would Sasuke do this, and how? Also, what will happen when Kyuubi comes out to play...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,260 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Scar by white lotus reviews
Scar tissue on your nose reminds me of a funny story...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Iruka U. - Complete
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.
Lord Voldemort and the Internal Revenue Service by citygirl1116 reviews
In honor of April 15: Lord Voldemort encounters a force far darker and more evil than he could ever hope to be...income taxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Voldemort
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Naruto Wakes Up to Find reviews
What happens when Naruto wakes up and finds something...unexpected in his bed. Please R&R
Crossover - Naruto & Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/30/2009
Voldemort VS saint Dane reviews
An epic battle between Saint Dane and Voldemort! Horrible description, kinda random.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pendragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Voldemort, Saint Dane - Complete
When Cats can Travel Through Flumes reviews
What happens when four new territories reveal themselves as Thunderclan, Windclan, Shadowclan, and Windclan? Find out in this random story. R&R. My first Fanfict. SPOILERS.
Crossover - Pendragon & Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2009