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Joined 10-31-14, id: 6249830, Profile Updated: 11-08-15
Author has written 2 stories for South Park, and Carry On.

Hi there, I made this account only so I could fav some stories, but after some time I decided to write a bit myself. Please understand, that English is not my first language and I make some obvious mistakes. I have problems especially with prepositions, commas and word order. (And making my sentences not 5 words long.) So deal with it, or don't read at all.

I love every kind of fiction except super heroes comics. I watch movies, tv-shows, cartoons, anime; read books, manga, fanfiction. I draw a lot and I'm pretty good at it in my opinion. So I always thought I'm more of an artist than writer, but after trying to write, I found out I enjoy it quite a bit. Still, English... ugh.

Oh, and my OTP is Kyman (Kyle and Cartman/South Park). Of course, I ship a lot of other canon and non-canon pairings.

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Märchen: Midwest Arc by Labyrinth1n3 reviews
Completed: Eric finds himself at odds when he's forced to decide between leading his own army of Neo Nazis, or to pursue a very vulnerable Kyle who is determined to fight for his independence after his turbulent break up with Stan. NC-17 Kyman Tophlovski
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 288,896 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Better Left Unsung by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Kyle discovers Cartman's dirty Friday night secret - one that involves fish nets, feather boas, and corsets. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,331 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Second Best by FireWasp reviews
Kyle's Mom is constantly comparing him to his genius little brother. Wanting nothing less than perfection, she really pressures Kyle about his upcoming SATs. Between the stress of that and discovering his sexuality, Kyle feels as though he has nowhere to turn. Kyle slowly falls apart, and Cartman realizes he isn't enjoying it as much as he should be... -KYMAN- Rate & Review :)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,153 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
What Do You Call A Drunk Jew? by PartiPooper reviews
When Kyle gets boozed up at a bar by some asshole intent on taking advantage of him, the friend all would think of as the least likely to help him ends up doing just that. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities and use of alcohol.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] OC - Complete
Petrichor by PartiPooper reviews
Eric receives an unexpected visitor one rainy evening, and he couldn't be happier about it. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities and the imaginings of a pubescent male.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/4/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
The Art of Sneaking by Yummykyman reviews
Cartman believes Kyle has something that belongs to him, but what he finds instead is much more surprising. Kyman, EricxKyle KylexCartman, Smut, COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,634 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Smoking Section by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Cartman is a tortured soul, bursting with unrequited love while Kyle is neurotic, self loathing and frustrated. Inspired by the amazing Jackson Waters song Center Of Attention. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,768 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Bittersweet by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
All great love stories start with a passionate first kiss... And tequila... And Kenny McCormick. Kyman. Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,893 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
It hits the fan by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
South Park is suffering from a heat wave and Kyle has a way of dealing with it. But Cartman wouldn't be Cartman if he didn't demand some us of it as well. Heat, however, makes people act strange and before you know it things spiral out of control. Kyman - Complete -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,740 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Victory by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
Kyle is dating Bebe, Cartman lost his I-Pod and there is a big dance coming up. Cartman doesn't like any of those things. Kyman - Complete -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,176 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by southparkgirl101 reviews
Kyle is left hurt and broken in a hospital bed, after a fight gone wrong. Cartman on the other hand, was on the other end of the line, stuck in a coma. He knew he always wanted to see him like this, beaten to a bloody pulp, begging for mercy. But when Kyle realizes that he is the one responsible for his friends fate, a fate that is minutes from death, he can't take the guilt.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,579 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Treehouse by ItsPopularICantLikeItNow reviews
For a long time, Cartman has been keeping a secret in his treehouse. Everything changes once Kyle is determined to find out what it is. Kyman, eventual smut.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Eat You Alive by Ditz with a Pen reviews
Kyle spends the night with Cartman to play a game. They end up doing more than expected. Oneshot -Warnings: NC-17, S&M play, restraint, biting, breathplay - Kyman, Kyle/Cartman, masochist!Kyle, Sadist!Cartman
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
At Your Service by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content. Daily updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 99,351 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 255 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Glued by Vendelin reviews
When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,952 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Phantom Orchid by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror Potter goes to Seattle in search of a smuggler and discovers a very familiar person in a quite unfamiliar setting. Is Draco Malfoy really who he is pretending to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,196 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
You Belong With Me by xEmerald Isle reviews
Cartman is dating Wendy Testaburger and Kyle is heartbroken. Kyle knows he and Cartman are meant to be together. When will Cartman ever realise it? Kyman, Candy. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Redéfinition de l'individu by Kymanlvr reviews
Kyle Broflovski is tired of his dull, unchanging life. But after he returns from being away from South Park for the summer, things start to spiral out of control, and everything falls apart. Mainly Kyman. Strong language and references to sex.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,298 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
The Contest by cell12 reviews
A firmly-in-the-closet Kyle is about to get sucked into one of Cartman's money-making schemes. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,541 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Hate by Kymanlvr reviews
There are people in this world that would, upon first glance, have looked at them and called them enemies. A story about Kyle and Cartman, and how a series of events bring them closer together. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,505 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 3,749 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 147 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chicken by DragonSapphire reviews
Kenny has a new game. Cartman/Kyle, Kenny/?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 123 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Ties that Bind by Spacefille reviews
When a few guys at school make Kyle their target, Cartman decides to take advantage of the situation. His plan backfires when he finds himself falling for the boy he thinks he hates. Will anything ever be the same again? A dark CartmanxKyle, multiple pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,720 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
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Snow is fire and I am flammable reviews
Takes place before their last year of school. Baz has too much of Snow following him. And Simon can't get enough.
Carry On - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,594 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 11/2/2015 - [Baz Pitch, Simon Snow]
Friday night reviews
The four boys have a sleepover. Alcohol involved. A very short oneshot; Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete