![]() Author has written 2 stories for Elder Scroll series, and Dragon Age. My name is Skyrimlover123 and I love Skyrim. I have played over 400 hour so far, and the character I play the most as is level 60. I decided to write Skyrim fanfics just a little while after my friend introduced me to this cite. I hope you enjoy my fanfics! I also love Dragon Age with a firey passion now and am writing a dragon age fanfiction I have plans for the long run on. I am sticking to these two fics and won't write any others cuz I need to be committed. -Skyrimlover123 (a girl who now also is a dragon age lover) This I found on my friend Harrypotterisawesome123's profile and thought it was funny (and mostly true). Friends will make plans with your parents before they come to your house. Best friends will barge through the door and yell, “I’M HOME!” Friends will bring you your homework when you’re home sick. Best friends will stuff it down a paper shredder for you and then blame it on their dog. Friends will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Best friends will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you. Friends ask you to write down your number for them. Best friends have you on speed dial. Friends have to be told not to tell anyone. Best friends already know not to tell. Friends will help you when you’re lost. Best friends will give you bad directions and screw with your compass. Friends will go with you to a concert. Best friends will help you kidnap the band. Friends will hide you from the cops. Best friends are probably the reason they are after you. Friends will bail you out of prison. Best friends will be sitting next to you saying, “We screwed up, didn't we? But dang... that was awesome!" Friends will find you your Prince Charming. Best friends will find him, kidnap him, and then bring him to you. Friends will comfort you when he breaks up with you. Best friends will call him and whisper into the receiver, “Seven days…” Friends will help you learn how to drive. Best friends will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect the insurance. Friends borrow your stuff for a few days and then return it. Best friends have had your stuff for so long they’ve forgotten it’s yours. Friends will leave when they feel insulted. Best friends will forgive you even if you don’t know what you said wrong. Friends will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying. Best friends will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry. Friends will offer you a soda. Best friends will dump theirs on you. Friends will console you when your house catches on fire. Best friends will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen. Friends will ask, “Hey, are you okay?” Best friends will ask, “All right, who gets to feel my big stick this time?” Friends think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline. Best friends are jumping right after you. Friends come over every couple of months for a sleepover. Best friends are your weekend boarders. Friends are shy around your boyfriend. Best friends will tease him until he blushes redder than a fire truck. Friends call you crazy for running through the bleachers yelling, “IT’S PICKLE TIME!” Best friends say, "NO. IT'S CUCUMBER TIME!" and then run with you. Friends will be crying at your funeral. Best friends will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you. FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Will ignore this! Best friends: will repost this crap! |
The Two Changes of the Good and Bad (REWRITE IN PROGRESS) by Harrypotterisawesome123 reviews
Unbound by TheGrayAce reviews
The chronicles of a foreigner 1 (In progress of being remade) by zerodyne reviews
Middle of Nowhere by Wyolake reviews
To Call Her Crazy by SeydaNeen reviews
The Inquisitor's Cousin by SkadiAllTheTime reviews
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
Highpass Chronicles: World's Fate by NooShoak reviews
Dragonheart by skyflower51 reviews
Dragon Soul by Tostie reviews
Girl From the North Country by bennynotbunny reviews
All Roads Lead to Denerim by Sparrow Nightrunner reviews
My Cure and my Poison by SeydaNeen reviews
Jacqueline by sapphicspencil reviews
Well, Shit reviews
The Darkness of Dawn, the Story of a Half Daedra reviews