miss-apprehended
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Joined 07-15-09, id: 2008650, Profile Updated: 07-16-09

Hey,

Just call me miss-apprehended. My life sucks, so I read and write so I don't have to focus on it all the time. Whatever. I'm one of those people who you can think so lowly of and I still won't give a shit about your opinion. Treat me like a bitch and i'll show you one. I won't tell you not to judge me because the first thing the human mind does when they meet someone new is assess them, but if you judge me before you know me and confront me about your views about me ill probably tell you to fuck off. So there a boring little section about my boring little life. No im not emo or punk or goth im me, and who the hell knows what that is =P.

Signed,

Miss Apprehended.

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who is drinking my dang soda"
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they arent out to get you.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where in the world is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Dang right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why in the world would you keep looking after you've found it?
When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid 7 to come to the cinema and stare at the dang floor.
People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
When people say 'life is short'. What the heck? Life is the longest dang thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I still be standing here? I don't think so.