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Joined 07-08-09, id: 1999650, Profile Updated: 07-18-09

I am sure not many people read thes things so uhhhh -_-''

Ummm lets see. My name is Ashley, and no i will not tell you my last name AT ALL. yeah. here are some random facts about me.

i make people laugh
guys are smexy!!
i am an artist (some what)
i love having fun (not in that way perverts)
i am learning Japanese (for reals not like the people who say they are, and all they say is baka and hai. -_-'' its annoying!)
i can be a real bich XD
I have two brothers
I really am a blond (I have bright hair but my learning compasity or attention span is slim)
I am the worst speller on earth. I am so bad at spelling i got a spell checker installed into my internet. (not working right now.)
I love to have things organized. If its not i freak out.
I apparently have ADD. No i dont believe in medication to change who you are.
The government pisses me off.
The only two colors i hate are yellow and white. and some times blue and green (it depends on the shade)
I am tired and bored all the time
I am a soda holic
I have two cats
I have four step sisters
Yeah i chat speak some times. when i am posting i wont chat speak.
i love to go on fanfiction.net
i dont really read in the summer and i totally shut off my brain.
when i do read in the summer its on fanfiction
i hate spongbob.
i love twilight but then every one started reading it. so i dont really like it as much any more.
I am not an anime freak at all! i like having normal conversations. (normal for meh)
When i do talk about anime its because i found some thing interesting!

and thats about it for now.

RANDOM THINGS!

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE anime, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, zara2148,Danni Lea, SadieYuki, felinerx, Flock-of-doves, the-heavens-keeper,

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If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

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Gives you Hell by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,396 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Don't Drop The Soap! by keikopanda102 reviews
Hidan gets sent to a very unique jail where he meets a bunch of new people. It all seems ok until shower time... Now Hidan needs some serious protection for his ass! KakuHidan. Other Akatsuki pairings as well. AU um... warning: Yaoi and MPreg. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 51 - Words: 119,940 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
akatsukichat dot com by hallucinajenny reviews
Kakuzu is tired of his friends and is about to take drastic/lazy measures. But what is waiting for him when he signs on to akatsukichat? Rated M for yaoi, Hidan's mouth, and gore. Contains kakuhidan and other Akatsuki pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
My Story Book Life by killer sand cat reviews
Sakura has received a mission from Lady Tsunade, and got some mysterious gifts. What are these gifts for? 'Kay, I know, not a very good summery, but it's better than nothing! - I'm sorry, but I have no plans for completion... Don't hate me please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Boogie Man by Holly Jolly Rape reviews
AU. HiKaku, KakuHina. Rated M for Hidan's mouth and a new chapter of yaoi! Hidan's conducting a little "experiment", and Kakuzu's the lab rat.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,735 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Three and a Half Stars by Holly Jolly Rape reviews
A murderer can be most cunning at the most inapropriate times. KakuHida. PoliceXMurderer. Gore-ish. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,441 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
It was only a dream by Eye of the Moon reviews
Hidan wakes from a terrible nightmare and Kakuzu comforts him by promising him forever. Hidan X Kakuzu, written in Hidan's POV. Rated T for mild language coming from Hidan's mouth. Bad summary, I know. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
As You Wish by The Crack Fairy reviews
“Explaining everything would take a long time… you may call me Hidan, and because you have my necklace, I have to grant you three wishes.” KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,757 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu