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Just someone who likes reading clever spins on his favorite games and characters.

PS: I didn't make my avatar, but I can't remember where I found it, either.

Copy-PASTA!

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. EMBRACE THE INNER NERD!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway/wall that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

(Stolen from TwiliRupee's account):

Things I may not do in Hyrule:
1. I may not scare Dark Link with my flashlight.
2. Link is not in love with Dark Link. Therefore, I will not accuse him of twincest.
3. I will also not give said Links honeymoon suite.
4. It is not necessary for me to call Ganondorf "Ganondwarf." Having not done this, I will not inquire on the well-being of Frodo.
5. Under no circumstances am I to introduce Zant to caffiene.
6. "Fishing for Ganon" is NOT an acceptable form of recreation.
7. I will not wake Dark Link with "Good morning, Miss Sunshine!" He does not find this ammusing.
8. Navi is not the reincarnation of Ganondorf.
9. Mass destroying Hyrule does not earn me a spot on "Ganondorf's favorite people list;" I will stop soon.
10. When watching Link fight Ganondorf, I will not start a betting pool on the outcome.

Ten Ways to Annoy Non-Zelda Fans:
1. Yell, "RUN! THE REDEADS ARE COMING!" at very random, innapropriate times.
2. Call every Siberian husky you see "Link." if said dog responds, ask for the whereabouts of Midna.
3. Assign everybody a Zelda character. ("You're a lot like Link, you know that?")
4. Don't talk. Just yell "HIYAH!" and poke people with sticks. If possible, wear green. In short, act EXACTLY like Link.
5. Tell everyone that the spirit of Zelda is in front of them; procede to have a conversation with "Zelda's spirit."
6. If anyone asks your name tell them "I'm Shadow Link; currently possessing (Your name)'s body.
7. Stare out a window. If anybody asks, tell them "I'm sure the man out there is trying to get the Triforce!"
8. Try to kill your own shadow.
9. Draw the symbol of the Triforce on your hand; try to pass yourself of as either Link, Zelda, or Ganondorf.
10. When in some place creepy, sing/hum/play Ganondorf's theme.

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It's All Downstream From Here by that one little guy reviews
Remember Kirby and Waddle Dee's ride down the mountain stream? What if there was more to that scene than we know, and it was all part of something much more unlikely and sinister? This is Stage 3-2 as it was never meant to be told.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,614 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Kirby, Waddle Dee - Complete
Daughter of Discord by DisneyFanatic2364 reviews
Sequel to "Bride of Discord." Fluttershy and Discord are blessed with a daughter, one who knew immediately that she was different from other ponies, but also quite powerful, powerful enough to catch the attention of the Queen of the Changelings...as well as her son. Cover art by floppy-fluttercord.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,903 - Reviews: 2228 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - [Screwball, OC] [Fluttershy, Discord] - Complete
Bride of Discord by DisneyFanatic2364 reviews
What if Discord hadn't been turned to stone by the Mane Six? What if he had escaped? It is three years following their battle with Discord and the Mane Six are happy in their new and comfortable lives, until their enemy returns and will only relieve Equestria of his havoc in exchange for a bride. AU Cover Art by Nstone53
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,688 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - [Fluttershy, Discord] - Complete
I just want you back by StreakTheFoxz reviews
She was once a great mare, the pride of Equestria's rulers. The sole wielder of the element of magic... Now but a shell of her former self after just one tragic night... and the long months that followed. Twilight Sparkle, with the help of her friends, attempts to rebuild her life from the ground up after a full year of trying to fix what cannot be changed.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Twilight Sparkle
Twilust by StreakTheFoxz reviews
It's time for Twilight to complete the balance, and achieve ultimate harmony with her friends... but can her friends save her from the very thing that is meant to save the elements themselves? The last installment to the Molestia Trilogy is here!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,534 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Twilight Sparkle
Princess Molestia by StreakTheFoxz reviews
When an April Foals Day prank goes wrong, it's up to Princess Luna and Twilight Sparkle to stop Princess Celestia from turning them and their friends into Celestia's personal toys!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,821 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Complete
Kirby 64: Out of Darkness Comes Light by Phazon Droid reviews
The mystical power of Ripple Star's Crystal Shard attracts Dark Matter's attention. When Ripple Star comes under attack, Ribbon, the planet's last hope, escapes with her life, but the shard shattered. However, all hope is not lost. Chapter 35: The Offer
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 106,434 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
My Little Dashie: A sequel by ty500600 reviews
A sequel to ROBS story, My Little Dashie. All is not well in Equestria, for Rainbow Dash still remembers her father, and something is happening, drawing the worlds together.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,042 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Rainbow Dash, Caramel
Lunaughty by StreakTheFoxz reviews
Luna comes to realize some things about herself, memories of what she had thought of during her stay on the moon. When she investigates these thoughts and feelings, she discovers that her sister isn't the only one with a naughty side...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,579 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Twilight Sparkle
I'm Not Supposed to be Bad by ArtificialRangerLiuria reviews
Meta Knight encounters a child whose caretakers he feels are a threat to both him and Dream Land itself. These strange foreigners are marking up the land, and raising suspicions in more people than just the stoic knight.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Meta-Knight
This Old Carnival by Sora G. Silverwind reviews
After working hard on Epikyur fighting against the BHB Army, Bomberman and Pommy unexpectedly run into Lilith at the amusement park. Plotless cuteness ensues.
Bomberman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Shirobom/White Bomber/Cheerful White, Lilith
Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards by XeroRyder reviews
My take on one of the greatest N64 games of all time, in which Dark Matter conquers Ripple Star in a surprise attack, and one fairy, in an attempt to save the Power Crystal, joins forces with the pink hero Kirby to combat the menace throughout the worlds.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Kirby, Ribbon
The Secret of Adeleine's Identity by ArtificialRangerLiuria reviews
On the group's trip to Shiver Star in their quest to find the crystal shards, Adeleine is less than thrilled. She said she was from Earth, so why does she seem so familiar with the abandoned mall?
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - King Dedede, Adeleine - Complete
Plundered Hearts by Sora G. Silverwind reviews
Rukifellth and Lilith find that they can steal more than just treasure... [UNDER RENOVATION]
Bomberman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,592 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Lilith, Rukifellth
Rock Star Roam by DreamlandDreamer reviews
If you want to come out of the incident with your life, or at least your dignity, then don't taunt Kirby with food. Just take Dedede's word for it. Kirby 64- based oneshot. Rated T for mild language.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
02 by The FinnAwesome Strikes Back reviews
He wanted love...but he chose hate... Rated K for Dark themes and small language.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Complete
Adeleine's History by Lonely Cubone reviews
Longing for inspiration, a young artist gets caught up in a war against Dark Matter's ambition, and earns her inspirations from a pink, valiant puffball named Kirby! Adeleine's point of view in Kirby Dream Land 3 and 64: the Crystal Shards.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,603 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Adeleine - Complete
Unloved and Uncared For by superstarultra reviews
Everyone can feel emotions... then why couldn't he? Told from the POV of one of the most tragic villains of all: Zero Two. Takes place a bit after the final battle of Dreamland 3 and the Crystal Shards.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
Fateful Meetings by Sora G. Silverwind reviews
Novelization/re-telling of the game Bomberman 64: The Second Attack. Simultaneously loltastic and depressing, realistic and nonsensical. Starlight: Breakaway
Bomberman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 123,979 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Shirobom/White Bomber/Cheerful White, Lilith
What We Are by that one little guy reviews
It's crazy. She's the only one of her kind, and there's more of my kind than I'll ever know. But maybe if we're together, it'll all balance out. Waddle Dee x Adeleine.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
Miniboss Poems by superstarultra reviews
A collection of poems featuring the baddies from Kirby. Mini-bosses need love too!
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
The Hunted by DarkLordKardos reviews
Phaaze, along with its queen, Dark Samus, has been destroyed. However, Samus Aran has little time to rest, as a familiar foe returns to hunt her down. Even with the help of Captain Olimar and the Pikmin, can she survive? Pikmin/ Metroid crossover.
Crossover - Metroid & Pikmin - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,998 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008
The Return of Drawcia by DarkLordKardos reviews
The paint witch has returned, with the unwitting help of the Squeaks, and no stupid marshmallows will stop her this time. First kinda crappy fic. Reviews would be appreciated.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008
Kirby's Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny! by that one little guy reviews
A parody of the already-parody song, The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, starring the Kirby cast!
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Fun at the Hotel Hedonist by that one little guy reviews
Ribbon is getting obsessed over finding Crystal Shards, so the gang gets her a stay at a resort hotel so she can relax, and it works. . . a little too well. COMPLETE!
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,377 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
The Crystal of Ripple Star by Marie The Crocheter reviews
This is an old fanfic I wrote, kind of like a novelization of Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,508 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/6/2002
Oh, I Miss You by Martial Arts Master reviews
This takes place after Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards. Kirby lies in bed thinking many things. Warning: spoilers. Please review!
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2001
Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards: Epilogue reviews
All right! Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards is my favorite game of all time, and has always held a special place in my heart. As such, I always wondered, 'Just what happens after the adventure' These are my ideas for the epilog!
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Kirby