![]() Author has written 4 stories for Mythology, and Twilight. My name is Kelly, and I am 29 year old Guest Services Agent at a hotel. I work 40 hours at my job, but I still always try to find time to write. I love the creation process of storytelling. Characters are people too and they deserve to have their story told. Everyone has their muse, mine is in the form of Joshua, the lead character of my first serious story The Guardians. I love music, movies and books. I have a very eclectic taste in music; I listen to everything from Slipknot to NSYNC to 70's and 80's music and everything in between. The only country I listen to is Rascal Flatts, the others can go jump into a creek for all I care. I absolutely love Linkin Park, they are rock Gods!! I still have yet to hear a song from them that I don't like. As far as books go, I am proud to say that I am a damned Twihard. Stephanie Meyers is a God among authors; she has turned the vampire world over on their head. I also love L.J. Smith, she is also a very good writer of fiction. As far as movies go...too many to name. I have a deep respect for creatures of the night and light. Vampires, werewolves, witches, shapeshifters, demons, and angels are all very interesting. Fair warning: most if not all of my stories have strong language, violence, darkness, homosexuality and adult situations. If you are offended by any of the above, don't read any of my stories. And seriously, I am a lesbian who has been with my life partner since 1999. When you read my stories, if you get to the G/L parts and get pissy, don't review spewing bullshit about how I'm going to hell and all that shit. I'm a firm believer in God and I know where I stand with him...do you? Look closer into yourself before you start in on me. Giving me hell about my personal choices aren't going to do anything but remind me why I think narrowminded assholes need to be shipped off to an island somewhere and have the island nuked. That being said: I sincerely hope with all my heart that anyone reading my story(ies) finds a part of themselves in the story. I find it easier to lose myself in a story if I am able to find myself in the characters. I pray my stories give people the strength to hope, to have faith as I do. Thank you so very much for reading my stories and possibly reviewing, they make me do my extraordinarily geeky happy dance. (Trust me...it's really amusing to see...) If you read the story, please review. It lets me know that either I am doing well in my storytelling, or I need to sharpen my skills. :D Okay - update! 4-13-10. Since the Terms Of Service Police - you know who you are - let me know about my eff-up on Twilight Musings - I just effin' deleted it. I bet you are SO proud...I know I am. :P UPDATE!! 9-1-10. As you can see, I updated my username - this is to reflect my BFF'S penname: Stalkee4Life. It came about from a conversation we were having...LOVE IT! :D Go check her out! She is the Xanax that I need to stay sane - my sister of the heart. Just remember - if you eff with her...I will eff back...and that won't be a pretty picture...I have ties to the Redneck Mafia...lmao. Just kidding, I don't, but I will hurt anyone who hurts her...seriously. Happy Birthday Mama! Hope Heaven is treatin' you well! :') Update...again...8-10-12. My penname is back to RedneckAngel, cause I love it so much...my update schedule is actually holding up, so I'm excited to be getting these stories taken care of...also I have the outlines for two others...we will see... The Devil Wouldn't Recognize You Links: Bella's Engagement Ring - (apparently, they took the link down and I cannot find a similar ring using google.) Recipe for the shot who's name I borrowed for the title of chapter 8 - Southern Blues - Link for Edward's tattoo in The Challenge: Not Strong Enough: (the quality is not spectacular, but it works.) Link for Bella's tattoo in The Challenge: No Ordinary Love: (once again, the quality sucks, but it's good enough to help you imagine it.) enchanted-mind made a GORGEOUS banner for What It Feels Like For A Girl...it can be found here: Thank you, doll! I couldn't be happier with the outcome! THE IPOD PLAYLIST SHUFFLE QUIZ!!! (I finally decided to give it a try...) Simply put your ipod/itunes playlist on shuffle and skip to a random song to start and put the songs you get as answers to the questions below. 1. How does the world see me? Airplanes – BOB feat. Hayley Williams and Eminem…hmmm… 2. Will I have a happy life? Into The Night – Benny Mardones…I’ll only be happy at night?? 3. What do people really think of me? I’ll Never Go – David Archuleta…hopefully not a bad thing… 4. Do people secretly lust after me? Bust Your Window – Amber Riley (Glee)…Holy Hell, that don’t sound good. :( 5. How can I make others happy? Lolli Lolli – 3 6 Mafia…O_O…I need to become a stripper? 6. How can I make myself happy? Elevator – Timbaland…I DO have ADHD and LOVE buttons… 7. What should I do with my life? Sitting Up With The Dead – Ray Stevens…Oh, hell no! I BLATANTLY REFUSE! 8. Will I ever have children? Magic Summer Night – Cascada…that sounds like a challenge What is some good advice for me? Suga Suga – Baby Bash…”so high like I’m a star”?? 10. What do I think my current theme song is? The Last Night – Skillet…Apparently, I’ll never spend a night alone after tonight. All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You – Heart…I agree…cockblocking sucks. 12. What song will play at my funeral? Strip – Brooke Hogan…Dear God, I hope not, lol. 13. What type of men/women do you like? 14. What is my day going to be like? 15. Why am I here? 16. What will people remember me for? 17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow? 18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away? 19. What will this year be all about? 18 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream: 19 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say: 20 - Your message to the world: 21 - Your deepest secret: 22 - Your innermost desire: 23 - Your oldest memory makes you think: 24 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include: 25 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter: 26 - Right now, your feelings are: 27 - The day you fall in love will be the day that: 28 - You'll scream during sex: 29- You’d describe your best friend as: 30- Your friends describe you as: 31- In an elevator you are most likely to: 32- Your philosophy in life is: 33 - Your farewell message to the readers of this: |
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