WHAT?? Stuart! Look what I can do!! *hop hop* I’m a retarded, watch me go, I like rawk music hullo!! Graham Crackers crumble under stress! Darrin looks pretty kwaii in a dress! Watch out for the flying meat sauce! I’m sorry for your loss, Britney Spears, but you can’t sing. Sand doesn’t fall from the sky but it could if and airplane exploded! It’d be pretty bad if the sun imploded and then sand would fall from the sky… Getting stuck in snow banks! Wholesome goodness, nutritious and delicious! That was rather amusing… What be ye doing? Help! Help! Help! Hide me while I tie up my shoelace. Don’t you dare throw that at me! Babysitting egg time! Five bucks an hour. Wooden log racing and old men in Speedos. I found a pen at the water races! My nose looks like a dead grapefruit! Ha ha! Jared’s dead! My, what a shame. You look like a chicken nugget trapped in a cast petting zoo. Oh and here comes the teacher. I can’t remember my phone number! Being stuck in a puddle of mud is not my idea of a good vacation. Drunken children flying through the air. You don’t eat cheese with a spoon. Spam is nice but it makes a crappy hat. Eat figs, not yams. Can we sit on the floor? Housecoats are all the rage in Paris. Don’t strangle the bunny. Bimbo donkeys like Brussels Sprouts. There’s something on my forehead. Okay then… Enough laundry lessons! Come see the oyster girl and we’ll give you a free t-shirt! Magic pen chose the beanie baby. Become one with the cat… Sausage boy and oyster girl make a good couple. Crazed starving weasels don’t make very good pets. I’m an honest-to-god cracker. Stay in school! |