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Joined 07-05-09, id: 1995585, Profile Updated: 07-05-09

As you can probably tell from my penname, I LOVE Angel. She is amazing.

So... a little bit about me.

Name: Mandi
Age: 15
Location: Massachusetts
Favorite TV shows: Grey's Anatomy, Bones, X-Files, Fringe, Ghost Hunters
Favorite Musicals: Rent, Once Upon a Mattress, The Phantom Tollbooth
Favorite Movies: Rent, Harry Potter, Last Holiday, The Proposal, Psycho
Favorite Book: The Hunger Games, by Suzanne Collins
Favorite Song: Downeaster Alexa, by Billy Joel
Motto: Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics
Favorite Quote: A man in love is nothing until he has married. Then he is finished. ~I forget. If anyone knows, please tell me.

My favorite Quotes:

Bones:

Booth: "Zach, I need you to be Dr. Brennan."
Zach: "I don't know what that means..."

Cam: "What, no chartoon characters on the socks?"

Booth: "What are you trying to do?"
Brennan: "...Blackamil you."
Booth: "Blackmailing a federal agent... I don't like that."
Brennan: "I'm fairly certain you're not supposed to."

Brennan: "But I haven't been reduced to flashing my boobs for information."
Angela: "Ohhh, flash them for any fun reasons?"

Hodgins: Your robot reminds me of you. You ask it to stop, it turns. You ask it to turn, it stops. You ask it to take out the garbage, it watches reruns of firefly.

Booth: That's not cocked, is it? 'Cause where that thing's pointing...

Angela: People like you.
Brennan: I don't care if men like me.
Angela: Okay, interesting jump from "people" to "men," but I'm sure it means nothing.

Angela: Please, she's been sleeping alone for months! She has enough pent-up sexual energy to power a small Midwestern city.

Brennan: Residual cross section striae.
Booth: Hmm... Just because you say it in that definitive tone doesn't mean it means anything to me.

Angela: Did you work all night?
Hodgins: Yes, I shaved the truffle.
Angela: Is that anything like spanking the monkey?
Hodgins: I found boring dust.
Angela: Is there any other kind?
Hodgins: Boring dust is produced by beetles, which means the tree the truffle grew on was infested.
Zack: That's not going to impress Toni.
Hodgins: That's not why I did it. I did it to serve justice and capture a murderous cannibal.
Angela: That'll impress the hot courier.
Hodgins: I am back in the game.

Brennan: Do you remember me, Sean?
Sean Cook: You're the museum lady, the one who's so smart.
Brennan: Yeah, I'm pretty smart.
Attorney: sarcastically And modest.
Booth: Oh, believe me, she is being modest.

Booth: filling out a gun permit form with Brennan Name?
Brennan: You know my name.
Booth: Look, if you're not going to cooperate, we're done here. You wanna get some coffee?
Brennan: My name is Dr. Temperance Brennan.
Booth: Reason for wanting a gun?
Brennan: To shoot people.
Booth: Not a good answer. You know what? I'm putting, "To pursue suspects in the fulfillment of my duties as an FBI consultant."
Brennan: So that I can shoot them.

Angela: Look at this guy. He's cuter than a monkey with a puppy.

Grey's Anatomy:

"Denial. It's not just a river in Egypt, it's a freakin' ocean." Meredith Grey

Christina: "You and McDreamy are in a relationship."
Meredith: "And you and Burke are in...?"
Christina: "Switzerland. It's very neutral there and they make very nice watches."

"They're everywhere. Izzie's all perky and George does this thing where he's helpful and considerate. They share food. And they say things. And they move things. And they breathe. Ugh, they're, like, happy!" Meredith Grey

"You are eight feet tall. Your boobs are perfect. Your hair is down to there...If I was you, I would just walk around naked. All the time. I wouldn't have a job. I wouldn't have any skills. I wouldn't even know how to read. I would just be... naked."

"You can waste your life drawing lines, or you can live your life crossing them. But there are some lines that are way too dangerous to cross."

"There's something about the possibility of more. More tequila. More love. More anything. More is better."

"I think you can't wait for someone to fly underneath you and save your life. I think you have to save yourself.

Christina: Katie competes in beauty pageants.
Derek: I know that, but we have to save her life anyway.

Patient: I can't sleep, my head feels full.
Meredith: It's called thinking. Go with it.

Derek: Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Burke: You're not the enemy, you're just the competition.

Christina: Kick them out.
Meredith: I can't kick them out, they just moved in. I asked them to move in.
Christina: So what, you're just going to repress everything in some deep, dark, twisted place until one day you snap and you kill them?
Meredith: Yep.
Christina: This is why we are friends.

Meredith: We're adults. When did that happen?! And how do we make it stop?

Meredith: After all this time, all your warnings about me sleeping with my boss and you're doing the same exact thing.
Christina: Oh, it's not the same thing. Meredith: It's the exact same!
Christina: No, it's not. You and McDreamy are in a relationship. Meredith: And you and Burke are in?
Christina: Switzerland. It's very neutral there and they make very nice watches.

Bailey:Do you have a problem?
Izzie: No.
Bailey: Do you have a mocha latte?
Izzie: No.
Bailey: Then go away.

Derek: Maybe you should've thought of that before you gave chief to Burke and invited Satan to Seattle.
Webber: Satan?
Addison: Good morning Richard, like the hat.
Derek: Satan speaks.
Addison: Actually I prefer to be called ruler of all that is evil. But I will answer to Satan.

"If elevator should stop do not become alarmed. Press the button marked alarm to summon assistance." If they don’t want us to be alarmed why do they call the button “alarm”? ~George

Izzie: I’m sorry, but I hate Alex.
Meredith: I broke up with Derek.
Christina: Burke wants to have a relationship.
Izzie: Boys are stupid.
Christina: Yep.

Yang: What the hell is this?
Burke: It's a key.
Yang: Why?
Burke: Why is it a key? Are we feeling existential this morning?
Yang: Well, if the key turns in a lock, and no one asked for the key or even wanted the key, does it make a sound?

There is a land called Passive Agressiva and you are their Queen.

Meredith: I can't have a drink, I'm celibate.
Joe: You mean sober? She means sober.
Meredith: No, celibate. I'm practicing celibacy and drinking does not go well with celibacy because it makes everything and everyone seem kind of porn-y.

Joe: You're knitting. In a bar. You can't knit in a bar. You’re scaring the customers.

Izzie: I'm knitting a sweater. Actually Meredith, that's my friend, the friend that broke George, is knitting a sweater. She's not really knitting a sweater, because she cannot knit, but I want her to think she is knitting, because she and I took a celibacy vow, so she's replacing sex with knitting, so I am knitting pieces of Meredith's sweater, so she can actually believe she is knitting, because if anybody needs to be celibate, it's Meredith, because she broke George, ya know?

Alex: I tell the truth. It’s what I do. It doesn't make me a bad doctor. Everyone walks around this place lying. Look, we tell a patient that’s dying that there's hope when there is no hope. Maybe I'm a pig, maybe I'm an ass, and maybe I'm a vermin like everybody says. But I tell them the truth. It’s the one thing that I've got going for me. And you don't get to take that away from me and call it a lesson. Sir.

Cristina: What, with the Alzheimer's thing and the father you don't talk to.
Alex: And the tequila thing, and the inappropriate men thing.
George: You are dark and twisty inside, Meredith, and now Izzie is dark and twisty inside.
Meredith: So all of a sudden I'm the president for people with crappy lives?

Meredith: You know, we can go and you two can talk.
Burke and Cristina: We're talking!
Meredith: To each other. You're enjoying your meal at the International House of Silence. Burke, you have to feed Cristina. She doesn't cook and she will starve to death.
Cristina: I have cereal!

Mark: Aren't you gonna get in there? If you wanna be Chief, you gotta fight with the big boys.
Addison: Oh, I intend to fight like a girl. I'll let them kill each other and then I'll be the only one left standing. (Go Addison_)

Oh, that's so great. Tiny diamonds are great because you know no one will ever try to steal it. ~Izzie

Cristina: It's small, it's tiny-sized...it-it's yellow. It has cat-type pictures on it, but it's a chair. For 99 cents you can buy furniture, now THAT is America, man!
Joe: No, that's Taiwan, man.

Cristina: Do you remember all the other times I’ve spoken to you about my sex life?
Izzie: No.
Cristina: Exactly.

Derek: It’ll be fun. Ok, it won’t be fun. It’ll be fine. They’re your family.
Meredith: Why does everyone assume that?
Derek: Because you deserve to have a family. Even if you don’t like them.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Yes, this is the bunny. And he will take over the universe, one fanfiction profile at a time.