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Poll: should there be a fax lemon in my story, no more? don't choose the last one. lol i was bored XD. or maybe, a miggy lemon or is it iggax that sounds cool lol Vote Now!
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Joined 07-05-09, id: 1996365, Profile Updated: 07-29-09
Author has written 1 story for Maximum Ride.

newest update:sorry about the poll choices, when i published the poll they ended up getting scrambled up so here is what each mean ind in the correct order

1yes!
2YES... WITH JUICY DETAILS!
3nah, although i would like some fax

9NO WAY!! no fax what so ever!

7MIGGYNESS!! JUICY MIGGY LEMON

4NO MIGGY LEMON, MAYBE SOME MIGGY

5NO WAY!!no miggy what so ever

update: YES i finally published my sirst story please critisize it so i can improve my writing god knows i need to thanks for checking out my page and if you scroll below the boring info on me then youll see some pretty funny stuff enjoy! :)

hey there name's Gabriel i'm the one known as and i quote, 'einstein of '09" i didn't give myself that title so i'm not an egomaniacal selfish jerk-y type of guy. i love rocking out on the drums or just chilling with my friends with a six pack ( of mountain dew). i 'am in fact a nerd but i dont under any circumstance act like it. in case your wondering im twelve years old going on thirteen. well here's some more info on me for your curious overly-inquisitive minds.

age-12-13

current town- a small ass town called weslaco in the illegal immigrant filed south texas ( i hate it here)

hometown- piracicaba, sao paolo in brasil

favorite subject- advanced science all though i hate science class because beleive it or not i have learned more science watching an hour of the science channel than one year at my jock filled idiotic school where the teacher thinks that mushrooms are plants.

hobbies- playing rock band 2 (way better than guitar hero if you ask me). fishing, cooking just like the awesome pyromaniac blind mutant that is iggy), and a bunch of other stuff

favorite books- The bartimaeus trilogy, maximum ride series, the 39 clues, percy jackson and the olympians, the inheritance cycle, the legends, harry potters series ( although bartimaeus can kick harrys ass its still a good book) and some of the jules vernes books

favorite movies- the godfather and jurassic park . there are otheres but i can't think too straight now :)

more about me- i have allways been really tall and big for my age and some people that don't know me tend not too mess with ( a good choice) but i really just look out for my friends and crack jokes some people insult me most of the time in a good way and i allways take it nicely ( espacially since i can really come up with some good jokes about someone if they try to insult me. im good at reading people) and i usually act like the cool calm and collected one in my group even in the worse of situations and i can talk my way to and out of stuff. this is kind of my secret life a sort of... fang's blog, for all you max fans. this is mostly the stuff in my personality that puts the gentle in "gentle giant" as the people who know me refer me as. i have always thought writing to be a bit boring at times but according to my teachers and people who read my stories, im really good. my teachers have asked me too join their writing uil groups three years in a row and i've always placed fairly high so i've decided after reading some amazing stories her on ff to put my skill to good use and see how people react.

READ THIS STUFF ON BOTTOM IT IS TRUE, FUNNY AND JUST PRETTY COOL. IT IS DEFENATLY WORTH YOUR TIME (SHIT MISSPELED THAT HORRIBLY LOL :)


MY PHILOSOPHY

I just roll with the flow. If i am alive, then i'll live my life. If i die, then i am dead. Whatever happens afterwards, is out of my control. Simple as that.


quotes that i came up with due to random inspiration

the one fate more unbearable than the end of a young life of dreams and promise, is to continue said life in pain and torture. at which point, the imminent end that is death will be a bittersweet welcome.

wow depressing

give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. teach him how to fish and he drinks beer on his boat for hours on end nelegting any sort of social life. unless you teach other men, then he has company :P

true yet funny

patience is a virtue, nay, an attribute. some are born with it, others aquire it through experience. i, on the other hand will punch a wall and yell at you to hurry the fk up! (thats the a d d talking lol)

amen

i'll think up some more later on


okay now for random stuff that i found on peoples profiles that i find funny and/or agree to

You know you live in the year 2009 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12) Now you're thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate itto yuor pfrolie.

Quotes!

-Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until they speak?

-Most people learn by observation, some learn by experimentation, and then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot!

-Why do we teach our kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about the wars in America that solved all of our problems?

-Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

-Best friends are the people who know all about you and still put up with you!

-I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize.

-My mind works like lightning- one brilliant flash and it's gone.

-Don't hate yourself in the morning- sleep till noon.

-Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

-Charm is a way of getting the answer 'yes' without asking a clear question.

-This town was so dull that the tide went out and refused to come back in.

-Never go to a doctor who's office plants have died.

-Tell the truth and run!

-All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable option.

-If the sky is the limit, what is space? Over the limit?

-We live in God's universe, and we do things His way. You may have a better way, but you don't have a universe.

-If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

-I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

-He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

-Change is inevitable, except for vending machines.

-Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

-When you go to court, you are just putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody's looking.

The worst way to miss someone is to be standing right beside them and knowing you can't have them.

Friends: A friend calls you in jail. A good friend visits you in jail. A best friend sits next next to you in that 6x4 cell and yells "THAT WAS AWESOME!! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

We read to know we are not alone. -C.S. Lewis

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,

But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad

like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well

Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;

'because you are my friend'.

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive!" The woman replies "I'll miss you..."

Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him, And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN

So wear me like a locket around your throat, I'll weigh you down, I'll watch you choke

"Death is God's way of saying, 'You're fired!' with no second chance. Suicide is humanity's way of saying, 'You can't fire me! I quit!'" -ANON

Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

A good friend picks you up when you fall,a best friend picks you up and then trips you again

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes. We like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager girls, we're really going at one thing- staying strong.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love..

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.

my favorite word is sarcasm.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

At first I wondered why God made you, then I realized even God makes mistakes

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

-He who laughs last thinks slowest

God made man, knew he could do better, then made women.

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

Until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

Right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

Stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

Fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

Who got there first?

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

You Know It's gonna be a bad day when:

You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.

You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.

Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

You see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of your candle.

While following a group of Hell's Angels, you tap your horn accidentally and it sticks.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my heart. He said "No hablo ingles."~Ronnie Shakes

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