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Joined 01-25-12, id: 3664701, Profile Updated: 05-02-19
Author has written 7 stories for Pokémon, Aliens/Predator, and Evangelion.

I'm a fan of many things: rock music (primarily metal), WWE, Pokemon, American Football, kaiju films, crime dramas, and cooking shows. I always have a lot of ideas, but I rarely do anything constructive with them.

Story updates are going to be a bit slower coming now that I have a job, but I will get chapters out when I can and I will get stories done.

Creator of the "Saffron Justice" series starring human Detective Frank Caldwell and Pokebureau Agent Victoria Stillwater, a shiny Gardevoir.

UPDATE: After further review (read: several years after I last updated any of my stories), I have come to the realization that my work sucks. Therefore, I will be abandoning EvangAlien and Low Card, the latter of which is going to be struck, more or less, from "Saffron Justice" canon. (If you must know how they would have ended, in the former, Rei, an injured Asuka, Shinji after going Ripley on the Xenomorph, and the good mercenary survive and escape. In the latter, Frank and Sabrina reconcile, Stuart makes amends, and the real killer gets shot by Victoria when he tries to kill Jessie.)

Because there are some differences in opinion as to what can and cannot be allowed for content, any further "Saffron Justice" work will be on An Archive Of Our Own. The previous two stories will be given a firm editing (thanks to some very unfortunate stereotypes and poor writing) and sent there as well. However, everything I have done here will stay. It will serve as a testament/monument/whatever to what I was able to do and how far I had to go in terms of ability.

Thank you to everyone who has read, liked, followed, and commented, even if you hated what I did. Hopefully I will see most of you in my future endeavors.

Salut,

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Olivine Romance by Snowden reviews
Jasmine is an adult now, but even as her fellow gym leaders mature and begin exploring their sexuality, she remains notoriously shrewish and abrasive towards romance and sex. An old middle school pest returns to try to win her heart, and in the process, uncover the reason for her unnatural hatred towards men.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 669,987 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/8/2017 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Jasmine/Mikan
A Trainer's Desires by Stormweaver92 reviews
Jason is a trainer that lives in Slateport City. The Pokemon League has just legalized Pokephilia and he has just become an official Gym Leader. How will Jason deal with the three girls that live in his house? And what does his girlfriend think? Rated M for later chapters.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,000 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Gardevoir/Sirknight, Froslass/Yukimenoko, Lopunny/Mimilop, Meloetta - Complete
Three Courses by Nidoran Duran reviews
Fennel needs to get out of the lab, but her trip to the cafe doesn't go as planned. Fennel/Striaton brothers.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Fennel/Makomo, Cilan/Dento, Cress/Corn, Chili/Pod - Complete
NGE: Nobody Dies by Gregg Landsman reviews
What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 596,438 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009
Neon Genesis Evangelion Clone and Clonability by Greenfang reviews
A Humour story about what would happen to the Dummy Plug System if it was exposed to Misato's cooking. I know you've all wondered about that! I certainly have! : A bit of fun with some mystery attached. Enjoy!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,304 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Rei A.
Dead Man's Hand by Lord Raa reviews
An unusual evening's entertainment at the Katsuragi apartment. Caution: not for people trying to remain smut free. Caution: One shot.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Complete
The Evangelion Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
The Eva Universe experiences their own time loops.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,610 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/9/2005
On against the spot by BlitzKrank reviews
Shinji falls asleep on the couch and dreams of Asuka... how she teases him... and what he wants sooooo BADLY to do with her... no TOO her, WITH her... ... ... Lemon, One-shot... maybe...
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I. - Complete
Nighttime Visitor by Theabraxas reviews
An SxR lemon. If you can stomach it, please read and review! Second chapter up, as filler until I think up a good plot for a third chapter, which should have AxSxR. Second chapter has hot lesbian scientists, BTW... Probably OOC.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Scent of Your Destiny by Andrew Hildreth reviews
My first Shinji/Misato fic. It was fun to write. Hope you all enjoy! Rated M for language, sexual content, and some graphic violence. Many thanks to orionpax09 for his ideas! It's broken 60K! I'm speechless!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 76,185 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Shinji I., Misato K. - Complete
The Cubicle Adventures by Merridian reviews
Imagine an Evangelion universe without the biomechanical robots or entry plugs. Imagine if the biblical references didn't involve massive aliens. Imagine if everything was restricted to something even more confining than a plug suit: the cubicle.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,507 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Shinji I. - Complete
Shinji Just Snaps and Totally Wales on Everything by MidnightCereal reviews
The world's only three part one shot. More fun than getting kicked in the teeth!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,181 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
How Not to Write Evangelion Horror Movie Crossover by sentinel28 reviews
Gendo Ikari likes Eva horrorfics. He doesn't like Eva horrorfic crossovers with horror movies. Here's why. R&R or you will see...the Ring. As in Lord of, Return of the King. You know you will. ADMIT IT!
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Complete
How Not to Write Evangelion SelfInsertions by sentinel28 reviews
Yes, back for more! This time Gendo Ikari takes over the writing chores and gives you, the reader, his humble advice yeah, right on how not to write SI! It wasn't me, honest!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Complete
Evangelion Unplugged by Renegade4 reviews
Action! Adventure! Gunfights! Asuka at Burger King! Columbian cartels! Bum jokes! DJ Croft! Psychic powers! Shinji and Pen-Pen, drug lords! Puerile humour! The adult film industry! Meemits! Clone armies! Rei mailed to Iceland! Inter-species gang warfare!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,992 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 5/9/2003
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EvangAlien reviews
NERV sends a group of personnel, including three human/xenomorph hybrids and two other children, to a silent spaceship. The mission: check for survivors and destroy xenomorphs. It may sound simple, but this is Evangelion and Alien we're dealing with. An AU Evangelion set in the Alien franchise. Rated M for language, gore, and lemons.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,782 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Alien/Xenomorph, Shinji I., Asuka L. S., Rei A.
Low Card reviews
Part of the "Saffron Justice" series: A series of deaths forcibly re-opens a chapter in Frank Caldwell's life... and it could destroy him both professionally and personally. Rated M for language, lemons, violence, and poker.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,278 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Jessie/Musashi, Sabrina/Natsume, Gardevoir/Sirknight, Gallade/Erlade
Winterfall reviews
He wants Christmas to be special for her. OK, so he needs help, but all he cares about is her... Sequel to "Paradise," so more MirageShipping fun. James has a cameo, by the way. Rated M for lots of lemons.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,970 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Sabrina/Natsume - Complete
Paradise reviews
He needs a vacation to try to cure his writer's block. She offers him a beautiful refuge. Only thing is, he can't resist bringing his work with him. But paradise can work in strange ways sometimes... My first one-shot. Rated M for lemons and language.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Sabrina/Natsume - Complete
Little Boy Blue reviews
Part of the "Saffron Justice" series: Frank Caldwell opens connected cold cases that hit very close to home for him. Investigating gets unpleasantly complicated, however, when certain people and Pokemon re-emerge in his life. Rated M for violence, strong language, alcohol usage, and more lemons, of all sorts, than my previous stories.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,124 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Gardevoir/Sirknight, Karen/Karin, Gallade/Erlade - Complete
Watcher reviews
A human detective and a Gardevoir agent try to solve a series of seeming unrelated crimes, an investigation that puts both of them in danger. Rated M for violence, strong language, and a couple of very strong lemons. Fisrt story in the "Saffron Justice" series.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Gardevoir/Sirknight - Complete
A Returning reviews
When a Gardevoir learns that her first trainer is suffering from leukemia, she makes a long journey on her own to be by his side. Rated M for language, some violence, some really sad stuff, and possibly a lemon or two.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,905 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Gardevoir/Sirknight - Complete