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Joined 02-24-12, id: 3756515, Profile Updated: 03-11-12

Soooooo...Ok instead of writing a whole long pragraph about who I am I'm going write down some things about me ok right. But first I'm going tell you who I am. My name is Vriana.Yeah wierd name for me but i dont care my friends at school call me Max ironically same as Maximum Ride I live in the West side of the United states. I live in a state where Twilight and all the other movies were made. Not really a fan of Twilight but eh they're good books.

Ok lets get on to favotites!!

What team are you? hmmm Fax and Switzerland for those of you who know what that means...

Pairings? above

Likes: Pizza and my awesome best friend

Dislikes: redheads and slutty girls (have them at my school called one of them a slut didnt even get in trouble cause the principal loves me...not in that way)

Least fave characters? Brigid and more I'm sure I just can't think of any...

Bands or singers? Three Days Grace, Bon Jovi,All American Rejects, Carrie Underwood, The Band Perry, basically anything that doesnt involve Justin Bieber and Hannah Montana

T.V. shows?House, Survivor, Ghost Whisperer American Pickers, American Chopper and Senior vs. Junior

Movies? Anything with blood an gore...like most of my favorites is Resident Evil

Age: 14

Eye color: Brown unbarfed chocolate eyes..Hahaha if you know what i mean

Hair color: Brown with blonde streaks

Favorite Color: Black and Red and LIME GREEN

Skin tone: tanned

Grade: 8th grade

Broyfriend: Currently Single, but I have a crush on somebody but not sure if hes noticed me yet hope so.

Favortie peoms:

You kick, you punch, you laugh, and you talk. I'm hearing you call me a whore as I walk. What did I do to deserve this sexual harassment.
I hear you call me a whore again and then you laugh and hit me. I'm crying inside but on the outside I'm being strong and brave. I see you want to crave my tears but no sir, you will not have them this time.
I tell the principal, but he does not believe me. You think that everything is a joke but it's a crime. I start walking to class You see me and smile and you call me a slut.
Now you see my tears. You get what you wanted all along. I start to fall and some people wonder what's wrong.
I get up and keep my head high and stay strong. I hear you call me hoe and push me hard that I stumble. You don't understand that what you call me, you are too.
There are more tears streaming down my face as I say ''Leave me alone'' and walk away.

I go to school There you are Laughing about what I am Giving me scars My heart is ripped open My mind filled with thoughts of rage Your words have me trapped Within an iron cage
I cannot escape it No matter where I go My mind will be blank Then your image follows I see you as another Who drains the life out of me With your obsessive tormenting You smile with glee
Have you accomplished something Was this your goal To kill my heart Then leave me trapped in a hole I wouldn't give revenge That would make me the same Just watch your back Karma's coming your way!

I Trust

I trust the dirt, I trust the rain I trust the cars, I trust the train I trust the secrets, I trust the truth I trust the old, I trust the youth I trust my Life, I trust My Death ...I trust My right, I trust my left I trust the Ground, I trust the skies I trust the Truth But not the lies I trust the fairies, I trust the elf I trust you all… just not myself- Conan Edogawa

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Max Ride Quotes!

"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang

"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max from Maximum Ride

"Yes! Freaks RULE!" ~Fang

"Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" "But we're grounded." Max and Fang stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing ~Max and Fang

"I look like prep school Barbie." Nudge looked at me. "Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." ~Nudge

"Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." ~Gasman

"You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." ~Fang

"Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much."

"Oh, jeez." ~Max and Fang

"Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." ~Fnick

"Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." ~Max

"I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy

"Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." ~Iggy

"Fang? Are you - like Max?" "Nope. I'm the smart one." ~Dr. Martinez and Fang

"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." ~Fang

"Oh yeah, 'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." ~Max

"'Iggy, this is not a democracy," I said, understanding his fear but not being able to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.'"-From Max Ride: The Angel Experiment

"Ok, so that did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing feelings?..., total flock hug, and I put my head on Fang's shoulder and cried."- Max, MR4

"The one thing I really can't stand is when Max and the others are in pain or upset. Not upset as in angry or teed off, 'cause God knows if that got to me I'd be totally out of luck." -Fang

I let my jaw drop open, looking from him to Fang and back. And then Iggy was smiling huge in a way he never does, and Fang was grinning in a way he hardly ever does, and I felt like skipping around like a ballerina, which i promise you, I never, ever do." -Max, MR4

MORE QUOTE TIME!!!

"If you're gonna be two faced at least make one of them pretty."

"What is today but yesterdays tomorrow?"

"Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

"Ow something bit me!!!" Forest Gump again

"The only thing we have to fear is, fear itself."

"Ask not what your country can do for you. But what you can do for your country."

"Doctors say I have a multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

"A good girl is a bad girl who hasn't been caught."

"Flying is simple, just throw yourself at the floor and miss."

"I've decided that as long as I was going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly." Edward Cullen

"I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator." Bella

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no ideal what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max StWaOES

Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes." Max and Jeb StWaOES

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" Total to Max in Max.

"What's your name?"

"Isabella von Frankenstein Rothschild." Angel answering Steve in Max.

"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." Max in Max

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." Iggy in the AE

"I vill now destroy de Snickhuhs bahs!" Gazzy to Ter Borchet

"If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?" -Jeff Dunham

"She should call you FEMA." "What does that mean?" "Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results." -Walter and Jeff Dunham

"How long have you been married? "47 years." "Wow, that's amazing!" "Yeah, that old bitch'll never die." -Walter and Jeff Dunham

"A swatch." "A swatch?" "Yeah, it was a watch some company in Switzerland made, so they called it a swatch." "Good thing they weren't in Croatia." -Jeff Dunham and Walter

"Silence! I kill you!" -Achmed

"God Damnit! Oh! Oh! I mean Allah Damnit." -Achmed

"I need some ligaments!" -Achmed

"Jefafa DunHAM Dot Com!" -Penut

"The weirdest part is, he'd like to kill me, but he can't, because that would be a form of suicide." -Penut

"Bird seed! They gave us BIRD SEED!!!" Nudge

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