I.Will.Have.Your.Ice.Cream
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Joined 04-24-11, id: 2870249, Profile Updated: 10-05-12
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Hey hey!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay that was such a fail. I don't know what you guys expect but this is my profile.

If you want to- Please insert one drachma... fuck. I don't have any more.

Oh well I will finish this for you.

I am Latino

I know author FratelloRomano in person.

i squeal when I'm scared

Naruto looks like Homer simpson

i like ice cream like my idol KAITO

And Yeas

Germany Is a beast Country Hetalia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Maru Kaite Chikyuu

I am a Latino baby!!!!!!!!!!! I mentioned this.

I like fajitas

My username came from my love for Percy Jackson and Lizards

It is a great match...

No Not really

When a lady is PMSing do not call her fat... I learned the hard way.

Favorite pairing is... Vladimir and Henry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought FML meant Fuck my life

Fuck makes my top 10 list of words along with orgasm and douchebag...

BOTDF

Bo bo bo bo bo bo bo sucked.

Long nose hair is not a power I want

According to my mother I am a special needs kid.

Autocorrect can suck my Latino cock.

Eat my cornhole ho!!!!!!!

I have changed my profile name but I'm too lazy to delete the love for PJo and Lizard Thing.

And again... Eat MY CORNHOLE HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hetalia, Paint It White!

And I shall have your ice cream!!!!!!!!!!

Scary Movie 2: " Help My Pussy's Gone Crazy"

Your mother's cooch

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Some information, please by FiveMetersOfPrussia reviews
In which there are protective older siblings, cock blocked romances, and the unanswered question; who is Ralph in love with? Roger pines after Simon, who's in love with Jack, who wants Ralph. Eventual Jack/Simon and Roger/Ralph
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,837 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Ralph, Roger
The Blueprints for Falling for a Straight Dude by kingburu reviews
You see, it was girls like Thalia Grace and Piper McLean that let Leo know he was out of their league. But it was a guy like Jason Grace that let him know he didn't stand a chance. Slash; Jason x Leo/JxL/Jeo semi-AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,746 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Jason G., Leo V.
Mizuru's Time In Vocaloid Manor reviews
Mizuru is an eight year old Vocaloid. He lives in Vocaloid Manor with his Master/Tutor Hiyama. But will it eventually end up in love? I think I sucked at this summary. Flames will be ignored and/or laughed at. So all haters can knock themselves out.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011