![]() Author has written 4 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Bratz, and Harry Potter. Not much to say about me, I ship mostly slash pairings and have far, far too many OCs. No, my profile picture is not me, I have absolutely no clue who they are but they look 100% Identical to one of my Harry Potter OCs so I've staked an imaginary completely substance-less claim to it. If anyone knows of any live Mutant X rps please, please message me, all I can find are dead ones. I shall be eternally grateful. Ship the furry slash. I'll probably remove this later, it was just ridiculously fun to do so I'm sticking it up here anyway (contains rude words): LIST YOUR FAVOURITE OCS: 1- Logan Blackwood (Mutant X) 2- Karl Andrews (Mutant X) 3- Taynaru Haruka (Naruto) 4- Jasper ‘Jazz’ Fray (Sparticle mystery) 5- Arrow Kyte 6- Yuai Irinane 7- Rowan Rayes (Harry Potter) 8- Karter Abberdeen (Hunger Games) 9- Iris Jones (Rapunzel xD) 10 – Elaine Then ask the following questions What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night Me: What the fuck? Logan: We’re under attack, enemy tribe, there’s too many to safely get everyone out the front, we’ll have to go around the back. Me: Five more minutes pleasssee. Logan: *drags her the fuck out of bed and out the back entrance, killing everyone in our path* Me: Maaaaan you’re so badass. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Taynaru: *squeaks* Sorry Me: I’m eating all your Kings and Queens- Hey tay, finish the chorus with me! Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Iris: Hey blondie, I thought you were tapping the wheelchair kid? Jazz: *whispering* Sorry, I just needed something to throw Admir off my gay trail. Iris: Why don’t you let me sass him off of it? Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Me: OMFG and Elf! *gently touches pointy ears and squeals when they’re real* Ohgodohgodohgod *curls up next to elf shamelessly* I love you my beautiful crazy elf OC. Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Me: Does this mean I’m a witch too!?! *bounces up and down* Rowan: Hey, I’m a wizard now! Me: Yeah, what’s up with that? Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? Me: I told you not to play hunter/prey with Zane, he takes it too far. Karter: It’s fine, he owes me now. Me: *nose bleed* Karter: Hey, I didn’t meant he owed me- stop it! Number 9 made fun of your friends? Me: (to friends) OH BUUUUUURN!! Number 10 ignored you all the time? Me: Hey omg are you a vampire? Elaine: … Me: You have pointy teeth! Elaine: *eyebrow twitches* Me: Hey do you sparkle in the sun? Elaine: Fuck no. Me: Your hair is soooo cool. Elaine:…. Thank you. Let’s go get milkshakes. It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? Taynaru: Happy birthday! Me: A shuriken! Awesome *throws it and it end up nearly beheading taynaru* Tay: maybe I should have gotten you lessons instead… You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Jazz: Okay, remain calm, there’s a possible route I can take to get you out. Me: Hurry the hell up with it then! Jazz Whizzes in and guides me out all nimble like. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Me: Kyeh heh heh Arrow walks by and looks over my shoulder at the laptop screen Arrow: What are you- are you writing porn? Me: *snaps laptop shut* whatnowhywouldyouthinkthatyousicko!?!?! You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? Logan: NO FUCKS GIVEN You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Me: Finally alone. Rowan: What? You’re such a prude. Me: You’re supposed to be cheering me up. Rowan: Well you don’t seem very upset. Me: Well played. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? Iris: So I can fix it so that- Me: NO CHEATING Iris: But- ME: NO Iris: I- Me: NO! Iris:A- Me: Nononononononono! Iris pulls a face and storms off. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Me: Trolllolololololololololololol Elaine: SHUT THE FUCK UP! Sheeeeesh. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Me: Logan your such a smartass and a badass. You got so much ass. Logan: Um… thank you Me: Now let me touch it *rape face! :3* Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. Me: *laughing uncontrollably* Karl: You’re not very good at respecting my feelings. Me: You- In love with- a girl *on the floor sobbing from laughter* Karl: I’m serious. Logan: *enters* What is she doing on the floor? Karl: I just trolled her. Now take me away fair prince *jumps on Logan* You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along? Me: You are officially the world’s worst parents. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Me: *raises eyebrows* please, they’re at it right now, can’t you hear the ugh, ‘kissing’ noises through the walls? Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? Me: Yuai, stop being a spoiled dick. Yuai: Sssssh, I have to make arrow jealous, he’s had girlfriends before after all. Me: *facepalm* You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Me: STOP SILENTLY JUDGING ME- whoops that was out loud. Rowan: I’m sorry but that is a crime against hairkind. Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuu Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? Me: So what is Zane? Karter: What- Zane is just- Me: DON’T YOU LIE TO ME LADDY! Karter: *whimper* Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? Me: Yeah, this would be funny if I couldn’t see this has been sent to twelve other people. Iris: darn it. You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? Me: … Wtf is this? Logan: *muffled* dare Elaine: *pretends to be shocked* What, I though you loved me! Me: *Walks off shaking head.* You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? Me: they’re most definitely hooking up *bursts into room expectantly* Taynaru is lying bleeding on the floor and Jazz is tending his wounds. Jazz: He fell over. Again. Me: *facepalm* Would 2 trust 5? Karl: I’d do much more than just trust him :3 Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? Elaine: I’ve been wanting a snack. Jazz: Hey wait! I was just testing your reaction time, I think you might be coming down with vampire flu! Elaine: Veeeerrrrry funny. Now hold still whilst I sink my fangs into your neck. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? Yuai: Hah! I do not cook. Period. Taynaru: Ramen for dinner everyone *sparkles and smiles* 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? Rowan: Prostitute. Hooker. Rent boy. *does a little stripper dance* Iris: Already got one as a tailor and I’m mighty fine at it thank you very much. Me: why do you have such a weird accent, you’re not even from America. Iris: Details. 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? Both: *shrugs* 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? Iris: Prepare to be amazed! 6Me: *stare* … Iris: … Us: … Me: Wtf is it? A bowl of fruit? A dog? A deformed cloud maybe? 1 accidentally kicked 10? Elaine: *demon mode engaged* what-the-hell?! Logan: Apologies. Elaine: *snarls* And then they have a stare off before breaking into a fit of giggles and walking off into the sunset. 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 8 got it. What would happen? Karter: Is it even legal to do that to somebody? Karl: *leans over* Hmm? Karter: This Sext you sent to Logan which I accidentally have received, you sure doing this *gestures to a line in the text* is even legal? Karl: *smiles and pats his head gently* I’m quite sure a lot of what we do isn’t legal. 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? Yuai: Hey, don’t you love me? Me: My friends would freak out if I invited a twenty six year old male elf to my sleepover, sorry. Yuai: *tearfully* I’m so alone and cold and- Arrow: What are you whining about now? Yuai: *sobs* no one loves me! 7 won the lottery? Rowan: Heeeeey, now I’m even richer than the malfoys :3 No more looking down on me huh Leo? Leo: *growls* 8 had quite a big secret? Karter: … Me: teellllll meeeeeeeeee Karter: *calmly walks off* 9 became a singer? Iris: I’d be a ginger Britney spears *puts on aviators* 10 got a daughter? Elaine: *glares at mysteriously acquired daughter* what the hell is this?! Me: That’s your daughter. Elaine: How the heck did I get one of those? Me: Magic of the meme. What would 1 think of 2? Karl: I’m going to tap that Logan: Strangely enough they’re the person I trust most. Karl: Dammit you always make everything emotional but…*sighs and hugs*. How would 3 greet 4? Tay: Good morning! Jazz: Back atcha! What would 4 envy about 5? Jazz: *wide eyed* Did you cook this? Arrow: Yep! What dream would 5 have about 6? Arrow: *flushes* No, I’d never, that’s- Yuai: *smirks and slips arms around his waist* Really, so you just say my name for no reason when you sleep then? What do 6 and 7 have in common? Yuai and Rowan brofist: Sassy bros 8D What would make 7 angry at 8? Rowan: You’re so overly serious and calm and Argh! Karter: … Where would 8 meet 9? TIME WARP! Karter: *looks around* where the heck am I Iris: Allow me to show you around :3 What would 9 never dare to tell 10? Iris: I think your hair is stupid. Elaine: … kills* What would make 10 scared of 1? Logan: Have you seen her angry? I’m fairly confident anyone would be scared of her then. Elaine: *scratches neck and grins* Is 3 Gay? Taynaru: *blushes and fiddles with fingers* Well umm…. Me: Sure he’s gay! Tay: Hey! Me: Gay as in happy! Tay: Oh… yeah.. Me: Happy from all the Gay sex he’s been having! Tay: *flushes scarlet* (overuses jokes ftw 8T) |
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