Randomus Prime
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Joined 04-23-11, id: 2869319, Profile Updated: 08-10-12
Author has written 32 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars.

Hello humans! I am Randomus Prime!

I come from the planet Randomtron and I am the leader of the WTFticons and FOBobots!

Ok all jokes aside ... I will be posting my fanfiction which will be 99.99% Transformers related.

I am hoping to learn a lot from this experience and have quite some fun with all of this.

I will be updating hopefully every 2-4 weeks, I am making it my goal to write a lot of stuff to finally somehow master the skill of writing in english as confusing as it may get.


Monthly Update:

Hey everyone! Sorry about the lack of updates! Everyday there is some sort of a new crisis I have to handle that sometimes lasts for days, weeks, months, even a fragging life time ...

Anyway, I am hoping that soon enough I will have the time to post some stuff!

We are in July, ladies and gentlemechs, and it seems like the end of the world STILL has no come! You know how you can help to protect the world from Apocalypse? Keep a positive attitude! And no, I am not a hippie ... although the things they tell us in the nursing program kinda makes me feel like one ...

People, for the love of Primus, if you are going to renovate ANY room in your house or apartment or whatever ... please make sure you PLAN the fragging thing out! My biological female parent chose to just tackle it head-on and now instead of renovating the bathroom which was supposed to take (according to her) 2 days and 500 bucks ... it MAGICALLY turned into 3 weeks of hell (for me) and over two thousand dollar spendings ... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ! ! !

So I finally got into IDW comics and, unholy junk, they are good! I read a fair bit of Marvel, DC, Black Horse and other comics but IDW Transformers is just way better than any of these in my opinion (note: MY OPINION). I do recommend to read them!

Paid off my first tuition! It was more than I expected but that is ok, with me getting back to my second job next week, the cash will (hopefully) appear in my life again!

Avengers was fun! I recommend to see this movie!

Question of the month you should ask yourself: what is your sexual/gender identity? Why do you define yourself as such and such?


Projects Update:


As you can see, I have A LOT of projects, a whole bunch of series and I try my best to write as much as I can but I also have a very busy schedule such as work (see, it is how we pay these things called "bills" or "school tuition" or "debt" when our parents kinda stop taking care of the money) and studying among other things so I don't have all the time in the world to post on a regular basis or even write every day BUT ... I promise that they will be written and posted ... at some point ...


Where Dreams Come True
one last update needs to be posted, a tiny chapter that doesn't really relate to the main story, just a little extra.

Couples Therapy - is NOT dead, just having quite a wee bit of a writer's block.

Red Alert's Firsts - having a little trouble writing the next chapter ... no, it is not dead ...

Scary Teams -another one will come eventually ... eventually ... I have ideas! I should probably switch from Doctor Who cross over to ... I don;t know I will figure it out ...

Little Tragedies - new issues will be posted as soon as I can get to it!

Writing Memes - will be posted as soon as as I write them!

It Was A Wonderful Life (Kittycon verse) - done, polishing up.

Dear Alines (G1) - done, polishing up.

Demolition Flowers (TFA) - done, polishing up.

Boom Goes Everything (G1) - done, polishing.

Good Parenting (G1) - done, polishing.

Grimlock - Autobot, Father, Son (G1) - done, polishing.

Little Boys, Big Boys, Scared Boys (?) - done, polishing.

Loving Anger or Angry Love (G1) - done, polishing.

Metroplex, Deprived and Stuck (G1) - done, polishing.

Something Starscream This Way Comes (G1) - done, polishing.

The Porch (G1) - done, polishing.

The Pork-out Truck (G1) - done, polishing.

A Bitter Miracle (Kittycon verse) - done, polishing up. Prelude to Straight Jacket or Love.

Transformers - Myths and Legends (G1) - chapter 1 written, polishing.

Everybody Needs Some Love (G1) - done, polishing.

I Will Show Them! (TFA) - done, polishing.

Smokescreen's Casino (G1) - done, polishing.

Some Things Just Don't Change (G1) - done, polishing.

Screw Loose is up!!! Collaboration with Crescent-Moon-Demon, go check out her part at http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1049400/crescent-moon-demon


Future and Current Projects:

Dinogoop and Dinolove (G1) - in progress, another 100 pages to go.

Path To Tomorrow (Kittycon verse) - in progress, hoping to be done soon.

Wrecker Initiative Part 1: Wreckers Online (Kittycon verse) - in progress, hoping to get chapter 2 started.

Our Little Secrets (Kittycon verse) - in progress, hoping to be done soon.

Straight Jacket or Love (Kittycon verse) - in progress, hoping to be done somewhat soon.

Je Suis Fabuleux (Kittycon verse) - in progress, trying to write an issue a week, still have to go back to the first couple of chapters.


About Myself:

Name: Um, no, dun even think about it. Nuf said.

Age: I lost count ... deal with it ...

Birthday: if anybody guesses, a free commission.

Origin: Mathah Russia ... well technically the Soviet Union but who cares really ... care to guess which city I am from?

Sex: Oh, look, a guy who writes Transformers yaoi ... big whoop .

Things I like: scaring the crap out of my friends, mentally scarring people for no reason, i have a plan to dominate the universe, Transformers G1, massive gory slaughter in video games, cartoons, I enjoy diversity, uranium and original ideas AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, i love my friends

Things I dislike: stupid people, discrimination, non-constructive reviews, feeling depressed or sad, stupid things, stupid people, did I mention i don't like stupid people? Oh, the thing I hate most, Mondays.

Philosophy: Shit happens. If I had to elaborate, I live by a number of rules such as: 1 - if you can't make fun of yourself, don't bother writing comedy. 2 - never cancel on your friends unless lives are involved. 3 - do not cause drama, there is just no need for that. 4 - even if it kills you, do the right thing, at least try. 5 - if you don't know shit, don't talk shit. 6 - avoid making assumptions. 7 - make sure you know everything you need to know and more. 8 - if you have to choose between knowledge and ignorance, choose knowledge but do not pry for information.

If remember my other rules I will post them.

Motto: I will post one as soon as I come up with it ...

AND LOOKIE my deviant art!!!!! I started posting things a while ago; I am not really good at drawing but I am getting there. CHECK IT OUT PLZ!!!


Friends on ff.net

A huge thanks to Crescent-moon-demon for editing my stuff, seriously, a HUGE thanks with an even bigger hug.

Please do check out her stuff too because she inspired me and she may inspire you too! And really, just amazing stuff!

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1049400/crescent-moon-demon

I met someone great at TFCon 2012! She is fun, she can draw, she is creative, please give a warm round of applause for ... http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3477661/mythcraze776


Just a disclaimer, I do not own any of Transformers (that's Hasbro ... right?) nor do I claim to but the ideas in/of the fanfics that I post I did come up with and I will try to credit everyone who helped in any way shape or from appropriately. I do hope I rated the stories properly because I don't want to get intro trouble for this and I honestly have no idea what is appropriate for children and what is not these days ... so I sincerely hope that no problems would be caused because of this.

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Wreckers Online reviews
A seemingly endless war ravages the land, people are sick and tired of fighting but have no idea how to finish this pointless war. Can the select few working in the shadows stop the shadow of death looming over millions? Kittycon/Autodog verse, violence, crack, angst and a mountain of guns.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,012 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013
A Bitter Miracle
We all want something, a lot, some want to be rich, some want to have the job of their dreams ... Rumble is more preoccupied with getting a every mech teen's dream come true: getting laid! Let's see what the cosmos has in store for him! Suggestive themes, spike n valve, graphical scenes, alcohol no crack, chills running up someone's back struts !
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Rumble - Complete
Grimlock - Autobot, Father and Son reviews
The Third Great Cybertronian War has brought pain and suffering to many, Grimlock was no exception. Angst, the feels, THE FEELS, deaths of favorite characters, new beginnings
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Grimlock - Complete
Dear Aliens reviews
Sunstreaker gets ticked off at more aliens trying to invade Earth. Threats, comparisons, the fabulous get annoyed and write angry letters, some crack-ish
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Sunstreaker - Complete
Boom Goes Everything! reviews
What happens when you put Wheeljack and Starscream to work on a project? Well why don't we find out? Crack-alicious crack, awful insults, references to interfacing and pranks!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Wheeljack, Starscream - Complete
Little Tragedies reviews
Little Tragedies is basically a collection of jokes that I have encountered in my life or came up with, remade to suit the characters of the G1 and Kittycon universes. Crack, language, suggestive themes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 105,541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011
Reassignment
Minerva, a transtector, makes her first steps in the cosmos! Will the galaxy be kind to the young transformer or will it drive her to insanity with some of the original Ark crew? A tiny bit of crack, tons of scheming and love conquers all!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,509 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Complete
Where Dreams Come True reviews
Is it meant to be? Who knows, maybe it is, maybe it isn't but if the two really do want it, there won't be a single fragging thing in their way! Wheeljack x Ratchet, Crack! Angst, spike 'n' valve, awkward moments and long-lasting relationships
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,420 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
Red Alert's Firsts reviews
The grand, scary, not-so-epic, untold life story of our favorite paranoiac is coming to fanfiction in ways you probably though of already! Crack, suggestive themes, paranoia, red Autobots and tons of freaking out! Tickets available for free!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Red Alert
Rap Battles
Want to read some terrible rap? Come on over here and feast your eyes on some of our favorite characters saying Primus-knows-what! Warning: possible major brain-cell death and rhyming among other things! Don't judge me ...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Scary Teams
Beyond good. Beyond evil. Beyond your wildest Random. Let the cross-overs commence!Strong language, slash, suggestive themes, disturbance in sanity, definitely not for children, crack not cocaine fic, high concentration of bat-sh*t insane! Moved this to Normal because can't have crossovers with more than 2 categories
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,493 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011
Not All Great Minds Think Alike reviews
One day you are sleeping for millions of years in a dormant volcano, the next you meet cute mechs appearing out of nowhere, moving your matteh replicatehs! Crack, mentions of slash, language and major screwing around!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Perceptor, Wheeljack - Complete
Writing Memes
Drabbles made during writing memes - 10 songs, write whatever comes to mind, this is my part, language and references to inappropriate things exist.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,172 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011
Not A Damsel In Distress
More than lovers roam the night, as Tracks finds out the hard way, but in the end all roads lead to our beloved. Fluffy crack, non-fluffy slash, crazy techno-organics and heavenly showers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Soundwave, Tracks - Complete
I am The Candyman reviews
A sweet surprise awaited both First Aid and Swindle but how much sweeter can it get after the first bite? Fluff, slash, mechs being obnoxious and lots of squeezing!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - First Aid, Swindle - Complete
Check The Labels
Always double check your purchases, Kup and The Dinobots didn't and look at what their trip ended up to be. Mind-scarring crack, Sticky, with a capitol S, and multiple Mech/Mech Slash, with a capitol S too
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Kup - Complete
Couples Therapy reviews
You think fighting enemy factions was bad enough? Wait until you see what problems these couples have to deal with. Honestly, whoever said relationships were easy? Major doses of crack, slash, "shrink going mad" syndrome
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Smokescreen
You'd Never Know
Secrets are revealed, facts are out on teh surface, the Autobots are ready to fight when they find out a shocking truth about this world. major dosage of crack! snort carefully , somewhat disturbing interface, running away, DA FRAG IS DIS SH...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Perceptor, Computron - Complete
Boring Day reviews
Never mix boredom and high grade, the results speak for themselves, it makes for some very interesting chaos on The Ark. CRACK!Fic; mentions of high-grade, slash and a disregard for common sense and personal safety
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Complete
Just Another Day reviews
Life is never dull even on a normal day. Crack, mentions of slash, running away from authorities, possible reader wtf
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Complete
It's Not So Good To Be The Leader reviews
Rodimus Prime is having a hard time being accepted as the new Supreme Commander and becomes target to a number of pranks along with some outrageous events but in the end gets on top of the situation. Crack, some suggestive themes, poor Sharkticon ...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Rodimus Prime
Autobots vs Monacus
Smokescreen, Perceptor, Optimus, Inferno and Bumblebee decide to use the chance to catch some R&R while on Monacus. And in usual Autobot fashion, hilarity ensues. CRACK!Fic, mentions of slash, high-grade and the misuse of slot machines
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,252 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Complete
ScrewLoose reviews
Being a doctor is a lot harder than people think, I believe Ratchet and Shockwave will agree. Mentions of slash, language and crack! Collaboration with Crescent-Moon-Demon.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Ratchet, Shockwave - Complete
Too Much Information reviews
MEGATRON, STARSCREAM AND ME DOING WHAT? ... Crack, language, suggestive themes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011
Operation Giving A Hand reviews
Onslaught was never nervous or shy; he did get really pissed when his plans didn't work but never anxious. This time was different: this was not a battle field, this was not a fight, it was ... Crack, language, Ick-Yaks.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Onslaught, Shockwave - Complete
A Day out of Autobot Life reviews
Channel FSHit wants to make documentary on the Autobots' daily life. "So, Prime, why did you agree to this in the first place?" "They sent me an e-mail. I thought I was talking to Oprah …" Crack!Fic, mentions of slash, mild language
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
Ah, Mondays reviews
"Time will tell, Maggy," the Autobot leader grabbed his friend's hand and caringly held it, "hey look! Unicron's head!" "Ah, Mondays …" Ultra Magnus x Hot Rod, Angst
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Ultra Magnus, Hot Rod - Complete
Who said that ignorance is bliss? reviews
"Perceptor! Perceptor!" Shockwave sprinted to the scientist, "PERCEPTOR! Lord Megatron! We have an emergency in the lab! Requesting immediate medical assistance!" Perceptor x Shockwave, Sparksex
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Perceptor, Shockwave - Complete
Specialized Treatment
Cyclonus knew that if doing this helped his Lord, then without any second thoughts he would subjugate himself to this over and over again. Galvatron x Cyclonus, Slash, Rape and Sticky
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Cyclonus, Galvatron - Complete
The Experiment reviews
"Oh! Intriguing! Subject #2, despite the hopelessness of the situation, still holds onto his posture and generating illusionary authority! Indeed interesting coding!" Ultra Magnus x Cyclonus, Tentacles, Sticky
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Ultra Magnus, Cyclonus - Complete
Nature's Call reviews
"Waspinator want but Waspinator not know what!" Waspinator x Bumblee, Spike n' Valve, Sticky
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Waspinator, Bumblebee - Complete
Grandparents' Day reviews
"Oh! They're here! Technobots! Mama! Papa! Me, Grimlock say you grandparents!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete