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Joined 01-26-12, id: 3667761, Profile Updated: 01-10-13
Author has written 1 story for Misc. Books.

Can't think of anything exciting to say about myself. Just living a regular life really.

Gotta say something I guess... ummm... well, I like:

- reading (comedy/mystery/crime)
- listening to music (hiphop/rock/altrock/jazz)
- playing music (trom/shocking guitar)
- gaming (fps/adv/puzzle)
- sport (swimming/soccer/volleyball)
- tv and movies


M&Ms

Whenever I get a pack of plain M&Ms, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two between my thumb and forefinger I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser", and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner progresses into the next round.

Occasionally I will find a mutation... one that is misshapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but in very rare instances it gives the chocolate extra strength and it survives many rounds. In this way, the species continues to adapt.

But there can be only one. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to Mars Chocolates, A division of Mars Incorporated, PO Box 633, Ballarat VIC 3353 along with a note reading "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes".


The practical joke I'd love to pull off one day

You need:

A pair of boots that you don't care about
A batch of meat offcuts from a butcher
Two chunks of dry ice
Some water
A lift (elevator)

You do:

Call the lift from an upper floor at a busy time of day and hope its empty... call another if it's not.
Put the boots in the middle of the floor with one chunk of dry ice in each.
Throw the offcuts around the inside of the lift... get it on the walls and roof, make it messy.
Pour some water into the boots so they start to smoke.
Hop out, and send the lift to the ground floor.
Listen to the satisfying reactions of people concluding that someone just exploded in the lift that arrived :D

Dani reviews
I was in a bad place after my last breakup. I figured my best way out was to face the emotions, both good and bad, so I wrote them in a book that I could then close and put away until I was ready to look again. This is a reordering of those thoughts.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Complete