![]() Author has written 1 story for Misc. Books. Can't think of anything exciting to say about myself. Just living a regular life really. Gotta say something I guess... ummm... well, I like: - reading (comedy/mystery/crime) M&Ms Whenever I get a pack of plain M&Ms, I hold M&M duels. Taking two between my thumb and forefinger I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser", and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner progresses into the next round. Occasionally I will find a mutation... one that is misshapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but in very rare instances it gives the chocolate extra strength and it survives many rounds. In this way, the species continues to adapt. But there can be only one. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to Mars Chocolates, A division of Mars Incorporated, PO Box 633, Ballarat VIC 3353 along with a note reading "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes". The practical joke I'd love to pull off one day You need: A pair of boots that you don't care about You do: Call the lift from an upper floor at a busy time of day and hope its empty... call another if it's not. |
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