bottleofsunshine
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Joined 11-23-02, id: 298344
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.
I totally remade this, 'cause of all those quotes...

Only bio about me: I'm obsessed with England/UK. I have a friend. YES A FRIEND!!!!!! j/k, obviously more than one...I hope. Erm...I have some *problems* :someone shouts "NO KIDDING":lol

I hope everyone likes my personal "Dishy Blokes" list:

1. Tom Felton
2. Sean Biggerstaff (cute voice!)
3. Orlando Bloom
4. Hayden Christiansen
5. Christian Coulson (Tom Riddle)
6. Heath Ledger

I also would like to add my new Quotes List:

"Elmo, what's that?" (In science class, here is the real quote:) "That...oh! That's a SCROTUM." 5 seconds of deep blushing later. "Oh, did I say that a little to loudly?"
My reply: "I still don't know what it is."

"What's that, kitty cat? They are all out to get me and I should kill everyone before they can get me?" -Dad talking to cat.

"Can I help it if I am helpessly in love with myself?" Turns to mirror, "Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout you, hot stuff." -Sister

"Christmas Babies. It's the sequel to Easter Love Making." -Frozen Spheres (fanfic by evil green jello).

"Hey there." Plays footsie under science lab desk. "I find you...sexually attractive." -Pervert-WHOOPS! I meant Robert

"Oh, is that your baby pictures?" REPLY:"Yes, I was so cute. What happened?" -Dissing Myself

"There was this family driving on the road and they had a child named Ruth. They decided to kick Ruth out and then drove on ruthlessly. Hahahaha. What, that wasn't funny??" -Andrew

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!...does it seem a little tense during Spanish." -Me...during Spanish

"I plucked all my eyelashes off?" blinks 100 times. "Am I missing something." -myself

I had a Vycodine (sp?) based cough syrup. My sis finds out. "Vycodine? Quick,Kit-Kat! Cough on me." -Sister

I tried to give back Elmo her worksheet and ended up ripping out her text book page. "HOLY COW :ahem... explicit:!!!!!!" Tears streaming down face, "Kit-kat, I know you didn't like science...but, HONESTLY!!! Geez! Did ya really have to take it out on MY book??!!"-Elmo

Mrs. T (history teacher) Section:

"BYOP! Bring your own pens and pencils."
"TMI! too much information"
"DOA: dead on arrival"
"MIA: missing in action"

Some not-personal pick-up lines:
"I lost my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?"
"Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!"
"Are you lost ma'am, cause heaven's a loong way from here."
"Excuse me, I just dropped something. MY JAW!!!!"
"I'm sorry, do you have a map? Cause I'm lost inyour eyes."
"Hey, I'm a thief. And I'm here to steal your heart."
"If you were a tear in my eye, I'd never cry in fear of losing you."
"Was your father an alien? Cause there's nothing else like you on earth."

uuuuuhhhhh. Yeah... READ AND REVIEW YOU IDIOT!!!!! ARE YOU STILL READING THIS???? STOP! READ MY STORIES!!!!!!!

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Marriage, Muggle Life, and Babies by jessebelle reviews
A graduation requirement sends Draco and Hermione to America where they must live as muggles and raise a kid. What happens when real romance blossoms? Follow Hermione and her friends, new and old, on an adventure that they won't soon forget.Not Abandoned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 3468 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Somewhere in Time by Kinipela12 reviews
HGTR! Hermione goes back in time and falls in love with the enemy. R&R Don't read if you are expecting it to follow the books and history perfectly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 27,383 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Hermione G., Voldemort
When Your World Falls Apart by willowfairy reviews
COMPLETE! Hermiones world collapsed at the end of the summer. She finds comfort and love in an unexpected place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 34,457 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Never is a Promise by LoPotter reviews
HrD fic, they're head girl and boy and having an interesting year. June 19! I finally updated! It's been a year, sorry. But here's Chapter 45. Oh nelly :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 110,087 - Reviews: 3433 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 11/28/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Shaelune by Goldenberry reviews
A very different Hermione and Malfoy get partnered to study an enchantment while on a field trip at a haunted Irish mansion. Mystery, drama, and romance ensue. With Chapter 11 comes the one thing that can inhibit Hermione's cleverness...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,631 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2003 - Published: 12/4/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bound By Darkness by Sora Ketsueki reviews
HI EVERYBODY I'M BACK! Expect the next chappie by Fri! Explanation inside! Pleez review, IF u must, leave a flamie. Some sex, violence, blood & gore, swearing...R 4 a reason! Hah I like swearing. Anyway, I'm back so READ! Lalala now I'm tired.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,313 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/22/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
They Were Awfully Tight Pants by Lost in the Forest reviews
"Why Hello, Mr. Tight Pants!" Drunken fun at the Three Broomsticks turns into an awkward situation (how could it not?) CHAPTER FOUR(!) UP!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2003 - Published: 1/14/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Piercing Eyes by dracosrockstar reviews
(Chapter 10 up! - 10-27-02) Malfoy and Hermione seem to always be at the same place. And GOD do they hate it. Do they?! (please review!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,368 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/21/2002 - Published: 8/2/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hour of Grace by Strega Brava reviews
**COMPLETE** A child cursed at birth to a life of evil servitude by his scheming father. A wizard at the crossroads and the witch who will risk anything to save him. HG/DM. To be considered AU and OOC to some degree.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,164 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/12/2002 - Published: 6/18/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Anger Management Meets New Highs reviews
~~Sequel to Close My Eyes and Keep Me Yours~~ Hermione continues 7th year with confused emotions, not to mention very upset classmates.Now FINISHED, except epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,827 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Aussi Froid Que Noir S'est Leve reviews
In their sixth year, the two top students find that they have been chosen in a prophesy. What happens when that prophesy can be a curse...or a spell? R/R!! Luv Y'all!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,747 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 1/21/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Close My Eyes And Keep Me Yours reviews
~FINISHED AND JUST CHANGED TO PG13, 'CUZ I CAN'T WRITE NAUGHTY~A short story about Hermione and her anger management...R&R!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,049 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/8/2002 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.