Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter. I totally remade this, 'cause of all those quotes...Only bio about me: I'm obsessed with England/UK. I have a friend. YES A FRIEND!!!!!! j/k, obviously more than one...I hope. Erm...I have some *problems* :someone shouts "NO KIDDING":lol I hope everyone likes my personal "Dishy Blokes" list: 1. Tom Felton I also would like to add my new Quotes List: "Elmo, what's that?" (In science class, here is the real quote:) "That...oh! That's a SCROTUM." 5 seconds of deep blushing later. "Oh, did I say that a little to loudly?" "What's that, kitty cat? They are all out to get me and I should kill everyone before they can get me?" -Dad talking to cat. "Can I help it if I am helpessly in love with myself?" Turns to mirror, "Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout you, hot stuff." -Sister "Christmas Babies. It's the sequel to Easter Love Making." -Frozen Spheres (fanfic by evil green jello). "Hey there." Plays footsie under science lab desk. "I find you...sexually attractive." -Pervert-WHOOPS! I meant Robert "Oh, is that your baby pictures?" REPLY:"Yes, I was so cute. What happened?" -Dissing Myself "There was this family driving on the road and they had a child named Ruth. They decided to kick Ruth out and then drove on ruthlessly. Hahahaha. What, that wasn't funny??" -Andrew "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!...does it seem a little tense during Spanish." -Me...during Spanish "I plucked all my eyelashes off?" blinks 100 times. "Am I missing something." -myself I had a Vycodine (sp?) based cough syrup. My sis finds out. "Vycodine? Quick,Kit-Kat! Cough on me." -Sister I tried to give back Elmo her worksheet and ended up ripping out her text book page. "HOLY COW :ahem... explicit:!!!!!!" Tears streaming down face, "Kit-kat, I know you didn't like science...but, HONESTLY!!! Geez! Did ya really have to take it out on MY book??!!"-Elmo Mrs. T (history teacher) Section: "BYOP! Bring your own pens and pencils." Some not-personal pick-up lines: uuuuuhhhhh. Yeah... READ AND REVIEW YOU IDIOT!!!!! ARE YOU STILL READING THIS???? STOP! READ MY STORIES!!!!!!! |
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