Author has written 1 story for Twilight. we're children of a bad revolution, and partying is the only solution. * I guess I'm supposed to put some things about myself on here? My favorite color is blue, I can't live without my phone or laptop, and I'm pretty much a common white girl. I adore uggs, books, music, long walks with my dog Miley, long drives with my sister, and purple candles. Been around the world twice, talked to everyone once, seen two whales fuck, been to three world fairs, I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock. I pushed more peter, more sweeter, and more completer, than any other peter pusher around. I'm a hard bodied, harry chested, rootin' tootin' shootin', parachutin', demolition, double cap crimpian frog man. There ain't nothing I can't do. No sky too high no sea too rough no muff too tough, learned a lot of lessons in my life, never shoot a large calibar man with a small calibar bullet, I drive all kinds of trucks, 2x's 4x's and 6x's those big mother fuckers that bend and go chuuush chuuush when you step on the brakes, anything left worth doing is worth over-doing, moderation's for cowards. I'm a lover, I'm a fighter, I'm a DT navy deal diver. I wine, dine, and inter-twine, and sneak out the back door when the re-fueling is done. So if you're feeling froggy then you better jump, because this Frog Man has been there, done that, and keeps coming back for more. Cheers boys. shy in the streets, sexy in the sheets. * |
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