![]() Author has written 1 story for Vampire Diaries. Life asked death, 'WHY DO PEOPLE LOVE ME, BUT HATE YOU?' death responded, 'BECAUSE YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL LIE AND I AM A PAINFUL TRUTH.' ...burn. \m/ A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Vampire Diaries Oath I promise to remember Bonnie when I think of Witches A girl and a guy are on a motorcycle Girl: This is really scary, slow down! Next Day’s Headlines: What Really Happened: Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. |
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