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Joined 01-27-12, id: 3668556, Profile Updated: 02-18-12

Okay, my name is Em, that's all I'm gonna tell you, coz I don't fancy being stalked. I absolutely love three main things: the mentalist, Harry potter and frogs. Other than all the usual things I love like friends family, teddies, and all. Those are my the obsessions. I know I'm really talking to myself here seeing as no ones gonna read this, but I might as well explain all my obsessions for my own enjoyment.

The Mentalist

My fave character is Jane, just coz he's so lovable, and I love him! My friend and I watch this show religiously, and have a record of calling channel 9 insistently when they stuff up. I can't wait for the break to be over, it's so frustrating whendon't have such a long break! All the other crime shows are back on, except the mentalist! It's so frustrating! I have all the box sets of seasons 1 2 and 3 and I watch them whenever I can.

Harry Potter

I have loved the Harry Potter books my whole life, since I found them in my mums bedside table and read them sneakily down the side of her bed, thinking I was being very naughty. I mostly like all the shippings that are in the books, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione etc. but my friend recently introduced me to an amazing fanfic called Thin Lines by cuddlebear992 and that's gotten me obsessed with the Draco/Ginny pairing. Seriously, anyone who likes Harry Potter should read this fic, it's amazing, and I hated the pairing before but now I love it! I love the marauders, but I'm having trouble deciding if I'd rather marry Sirius or George. Hmmm, very troubling decision. But I love them both, so either will do!

Frogs

I have been obsessed with frogs since I was in year 7, and we had a lightning carnival, where my team gave each other nicknames and mine was 'Frog'. I collect everything froggish, and I have a shelf in my bedroom (which is jungle themed!) which is covered with frog stuff I've gotten for birthdays or christmas or whatever. My fave color is green, because frogs are green and I love nature!

If anyone has actually ended up reading this, then I thank you for taking the time to sort through rambling. I haven't ever actually written and fanfic before, but I will try, I think I'm an ok writer, and I reckon writing fanfiction might improve my skills. Im mostly joining this sight to read fics though,but I'll definitely try my hand at writing some when I have time around school work. I seriously doubt anyone has read this far so I'm gonna stop writing now.

Em xxx

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Contractual Obligations by enchantedstarlight reviews
Selling herself into a marriage contract, Ginny Weasley finds herself playing a dangerous game, ultimately pitting her husband against her lover, and a father against his son. NEW- Epilog is now UP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 170,086 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 1/27/2009 - [Ginny W., Draco M.] Lucius M. - Complete
Thin Lines by cuddlebear992 reviews
"Miss Ginny Weasley: Under the new marriage act you have been found eligible and had your name submitted to the Magical Marriage Committee for matching. We are pleased to inform you that you have had a 94% match with Mr. Draco Malfoy." My life was over.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 132,955 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Set in Stone by cuddlebear992 reviews
"I-I can't do it! I just can't…" She froze when she recognized the voice inside the bathroom. She had heard it many times before mocking her. But it had never sounded as vulnerable as it did now, never as troubled. She had never heard Draco Malfoy cry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 175,183 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The One Night Stand That Wasn't by mugglehugger reviews
"It's official. Our night of hot revenge sex has turned into a thirteen-year-old girls' sleepover." Taking her up to a hotel room could have become nothing more than an inexhaustible source of smug Potter-taunting - if only she hadn't ended up being so cool. DG, over the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Napped! by Livelier reviews
It's the summer before 7th year and Lily Evans is out riding her bike when a certain black-haired Marauder jumps out from the bushes with an apple and a very large bag in hand... T for language. Lily POV. R&R? Done!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,092 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Curtain Call by Amelia Bedelia reviews
James and Lily spend their summers together producing plays, though neither are happy about the presence of the other. With James, as the set designer, and Lily, as the actress, tensions run high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 103,145 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 11/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bored by siriuslives394 reviews
During a particularly uneventful History of Magic class, Ron demands that Harry think of something to amuse him. So Harry does. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Hogwarts Chat Rooms by siriuslives394 reviews
Hogwarts gets a budget raise. Because of this, they decide to modernize! A bunch of teen students and teachers, each with their own Internet connection. Not a pretty picture. The story says complete, but it doesn't end till I run out of ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,289 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Puddlemere United's Anthem by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Anyone who has read Quidditch Through the Ages recognizes the name of the song Beat Back Those Bludgers, Boys, and Chuck That Quaffle Here, but after years of sneaking into World Cup games I can finally bring you the lyrics!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter et les créatures légendaires by katou reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.