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HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you love irratating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you absolutely hate Dylan, copy and paste this onto your profile

THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) BRING a picnic basket and ask the other passengers to tea.

iheartcookies32 loves:

COOKIES!!!

Maximum Ride

Twilight

The Hunger Games

Fax

fang

pizza

mexican food

onion rings

horses

singing

iheartcookies hates:

some people

when people say things wrong

dylan (yes i know that dylan is a fictional charactor)

buses

being sad

reading Angel

stairs

tripping

push-ups

large snakes

sharks

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Beauty Sleep by RoseDragonWitch reviews
(Part of my HP Fairytale series) Long ago when princess Ginny was born, a dark wizard cast a curse so she will die on her sixteenth birthday. But instead, another wizard ensured that she will fall into a deep sleep instead… and will only awaken with a kiss of true love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,777 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Silent Gravity by basketballchick13 reviews
Max's hiding a dangerous secret. Fang is determined to find out what it is. When put together for an English project, Fang gets the chance to get to know Max...whether she likes it or not. Once they get to know each other, Max finds out that Fang may be responsible for everything wrong in her life. Can she forgive him or will they be ripped apart. Fax, Niggy, Ella/Dylan
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 65 - Words: 82,761 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 1/10/2017 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Max, Fang, Nudge, Iggy
Wanted Relieve by TheDarkAngelofAwesome reviews
Sequel to Wanted Hurt. Max's struggle with cutting, suicide, depression, and her tramautic past. Fax and Eggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,914 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Max, Fang
Unplanned Surprises by leviicorpus reviews
When Katniss Everdeen finish High school she goes to live with her Uncle and Aunt in district four for a year before college to save up so she can actually go. She is determined to only focus on getting a job, and earning enough, but what will she do when she meets a boy with bright blue eyes that throws her completely off track? Modern day AU, slight OOC
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,858 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Out of the Ordinary by book.junkie.1996 reviews
Fang is a surfer from Florida. Max is a cheerleader going to the Cheer Worlds in Orlando. Fang thinks cheerleading is a joke. Max doesn't see the appeal to surf constantly. Max is competing, Fang is training. What happens when they meet?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,596 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Max, Fang
Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder by ellestories reviews
One Direction heart-throb Harry Style, just met Rosalie; an aspiring fashion designer with whom they immediately hit it off, their worlds turned upside down in the midst of it all. A story of friendship, true love and denial. Will their friendship last, or will love and lust take over?
Movie X-overs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 97,911 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013
And Your Bird Can Sing by Abagail Snow reviews
"It's called a publicity stunt, sweetheart. Haven't you ever heard of it? People watch someone fall for you and then they love you too." Actor Peeta Mellark and singer Katniss Everdeen, a modern day love story.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,519 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Quiet by Beefy Bibbles reviews
Max is on vacation with her parents. While staying at the hotel, she meets Fang, the pool boy. And then there's Dylan, the cute blond surfer, and the jerk. Who will Max end up falling for? And what will happen when she has to go back home? *AH
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011
Apartment Twenty Three by Zena'sSilentSerenity reviews
Maximum Ride is a cheerleader in training to be pro. Living two lives. Badass girl by day, loud cheerleader by night. When Fang moves to her school, will she be able to keep her cheerleader life a secret? Or will she tell all to the boy in Apartment twenty three?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Max, Fang
1D 15 Minutes of Fame by DesiredNostos reviews
So, this is a One Direction FanFiction... Mara, an ordinary girl, who runs into an extraordinary person Louis Tomlinson which changes her life forever. Through lying, cheating, love, and hate the lives of Mara Harford and Elena Happe are going to change forever.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012
Romeo and Juliet Maximum Ride Style by skywriter26 reviews
2 fueding families, 1 forbidden love, a ton of drama, FAX, FAX and MORE FAX A LOVE STORY
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Max, Fang
Let Me Go by Joker6817 reviews
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,937 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Seth, Jacob
Hate You, Love You by Anonymouse N.E. Bode reviews
Bella, Rosalie, and Alice are terrorist hunters. And their new targets are Edward, Emmet, and Jasper. What will ensue as sworn enemies begin to fall in love, and loyalties are tested? Cannon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
FAX! Finally in love! by AnnSchexy reviews
so the guys are on the run as usual, but what happens when max gets super hurt and they have to stay at a hotel? FAXNESS! you'll love it! now the story is continuing and theres no saying where it'll lead to, if you know what i mean ;
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,752 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Max, Fang