On a dark and lonely night, Sauron finds himself at a shady pub, where a mysterious figure sits in the corner, none other than the dark lord of cleaning products. There's undeniable chemistry - so what happens when Sauron takes him back to the castle?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2003 - Published: 11/24/2002 - Sauron