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Joined 04-24-11, id: 2870069, Profile Updated: 04-24-11



Name: *something is whispered but no one hears it*

Age: I'm born, but I'm not dead yet. So, take a guess! :D

Where we live: Universe. Well, it's not a country, but it's a start, right? ;)

Some Announcement/ Intriduction Stuff: (M/D/Y)Well ... you people may know me from my other account "mischievous101" (or not) . Sadly I've created another one (this one) in hopes that i'll be able to write some more fanficts... for those people who have no idea what im talking about, Soo -sigh- Yo I'm Clary , the co -owner of the account "mischievous101" sadly if you all may notice my co-owner ... Bunny has completely dominated the part where all the fanficts are placed cuz' I haven't written a single one because *mutters* Bunny want's me to follow the RULES which I cant clearly see why she want's me to and I want to write songfics but she forbids me to... I'm not the one to follow rules but sadly it's a shared account so she can remove anyone of it (the fanfics) and so iv'e decided to make my own account

-intro over-

p.s. I haven't really told bunny any of this yet so for those who may know her ... dont tell her please im planning to tell her myself in other words dont tell her any of this or else i'll kick your sorry but's to new hemisphere

clary over and out=

Fanfics So Far

=.= NONE!!! -Insert mental note here- but it will be filled... soon

The Unnecessary Stuff You May Or May Not Want To Skip...

By Clary... or simply just me!!

Pick 10 people in ur life and answer the questions below. You can pick any people you like, both boys and girls!

1.Cesca

2.Pauline

3.Ady

4.Dainielle

5.Nicole

6.Clariz

7.Zoe

8.JB

9.CB

10.Marcus

1 told you that she's in love with 10?

ill tell cesca she has bad taste in guys...(no offense to 3)

4 threw a rock and it landed in 9's head what will you do?

Ill laugh at his face, roll on the floor ,and tell him he's a dork. (to Clary: I think I can really see you doing that. Nice to see you being honest. :P)

8 Proposed to 6?

ill tell them to invite me.

4 announced she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

What?! None of them are lesbian.

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Yay, I’ll have a cool sister! xD

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 4 do?

Laugh at me and tell me “that’s embarrassing!”

2 tells you about she's deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

What? Pauline is so innocent! . But didn’t see that coming. [Bunnie's note: =.= You think of Pauline as innocent? *huffs* Yeah, and you feel sorry

for crunchy sounds. Think of all you three went through -.-']

5 told you she's a lesbian. your reaction..

"OMG!, Really i didn't know.."

Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?

No. Unless one is a lesbian.

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him ?

LoL He already has a girlfriend.

5 Comes up to you wearing a big blue dress. What's your reaction?

Predictable.

2 and 4 started dancing the cha-cha?

me and 1 will make fun of them!

something to say to a person who called you ugly...

"Roses are red,

violets are blue

god made me pretty

what happened to

you!"

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month (hehehe too true :) )

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

1. What is your occupation? Well I became a writer so I could keep weird sleeping hours.

2What color is your underwear? Right now... It's a secret.

3.What are you listening to right now? um Everytime you lie by Demi Lovato.

4.What was the last thing you ate? Hersheys bar with Almonds. Yummy! My chocolate!

5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? I don't know Deep Sea Blue or Forest Green.

6. How is the weather right now? I guess it's warm but my toes are cold. My toes are always cold. lol

7. Favorite drink? Dr. Pepper- the taste of originality! Oh Yeah!

8. Favorite sport to watch? No really into sports, but I juess dancing is a sport and I love Dancing With the Stars.

9. Have you ever dyed your hair? No and I’m not planning on it

10. Do you wear contacts or glasses? I have both, but i don't wear them

11. Pets? Yes a dog who is a girl with a guys name, but thinks she's a guy and also thinks shes a cat. One messed up in the mind dog.

12. What is your favorite T.V. show? When it comes out Vampire Diaries will be but sadly right now it's the new show Merlin.

13. What was the last movie you watched? The Proposal, Sooooooooo Funny!

14. Favorite day of the year? Halloween and ChristmasCan't decide for one I love dressing up, and wish I could everyday. On the other the presents are pretty sweet.

15. What do you do to vent anger? Nothing, my eyes glaze over and I stare out the window until it passes. That.. or I kick whoever pissed me off's ass.

16. What was your favorite toy as a child? Not really a toy but I was very fond of my sparkally pink cloak.

17. Fall or Spring? Fall

18. Hugs or kisses? Depends on who I will be hugging or kissing.

19. Cherry or Blueberry? How about strawberry?

20. What is on the floor of your closet? books,manga,more books

21. Favorite smell? food.

22. What inspires you? Music, Books, People, Poetry

23. What are you afraid of? Seeing a stranger starring at me outside my window,

24. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? Plain.

25. Favorite car? Tie. Porshe 911 Turbo in yellow, red lotus, or a red or yellow or black viper with butterfly doors.

26. Favorite dog breed? Don't know, there all so cute.

27. Number of keys on your key ring? One.

28. Favorite day of the week? Saturday, no school.

29. How many states have you lived in? 1

30. How many cities have you lived in?1

31. Ever driven a Motorcycle or Heavy machinery? Motorcycle, I helped my cousin put it together then we took it for a spin in the dark, it was awesome. Also I floored a dune buggy. My parents will never let me behind the wheel of another one. lol.

32. Where are you? Parents Bedroom.

33. Look up. Now look back. What do you see? Don't know I'm kinda dizzy.

34. What's the last thing you ate/drank? Chocolate and water.

35. What's your personality like? Depends on who you are. If I think we could be friends I'm funny, and I act a little crazy. If for some reason I think your intimidating I'll act like a complete snob, even if I'm not. If I just know I don't like you, I try to get away from you as fast as possible saying as little as possible to you. If you annoy me, prepare to get punched, slapped, or ignored.

36. Who do you have a crush on? Like I'm going to announce that on the Internet. It's a secret, and if I told you I'd have to kill you.

37. What was the last thing you thought? I thought about what the last thing I thought about was. duh!

38. You have a million dollars. What do you do? Buy apartment in England, and find a collage over there.

39. Grab the closest thing to you. What is it? headphones.

40. Say George Bush, what do you think of?? Old news.

41. What are you eating/drinking right now? nothing

42. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Don't have one.

43. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? it says your a dork.

44. What can you hear right now? That’s not my name by the Ting Tings.

45. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. My dog is giving me a WTF look.

46. Turn on T.V. What show is on? The news some old guy with a monotonous voice it talking. Turning the t.v off now.

47. Type your name with your elbow. My real name or my username. I'm gonna try my username. well here it goes.m ifcdniggghtromer.Wow

48. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? I'm dizzy but I think I see a stack of clothes thats about to tip over.

49.What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I read the last page of chapter 47 of the shugo chara manga and right when I thought Ikuto was going to tell Amu that he loves her instead he said I'm leaving you'll never see me again and I stood up and screamed. "What the hell. Every story I read goes Twilight on me. I thought this was from Japan! Why Ikuto why?!" Then I ran out of the room, too upset to read anymore.

Clary here!! i just transfered some things from my old acount to this one... yay...

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1.

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2

People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. IDIOTIC LAZY FREAKS!

3

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? (YUMMY! CAKE! lol.)

4

When people say "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!

5

When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid 12 dollars to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7

When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8

When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

This is not necessarily my mother...(just in case she's reading this. lol)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


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