Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings. People keep yelling at me to write an actual bio but I figured that my life was too boring to write about.My muse and I arm wrestled for it and I lost. So here I am writing about how she came to me because she's breathing down my neck... *whack!* OWW!! dammit! I am writing here! Go elsewhere, this is part of my bio not yours! Geez, now where was I? Oh yes, my story... Once upon a time, there was an elf named Erranwyn wandering about the forest of Mirkwood. Saruman, feeling that she was a threat to his plans, decided to move her out of the way. Literally. "Oh my Eru, where the h* am I?" The blond elf had landed on top of a mound of dark fabric in the middle of the night. All of a sudden the mound started to move! "Wha'? Huh?" Erranwyn took out her bow. "Don't move!" Erranwyn shouted, or tried to anyway because her voice had been reduced in volume, along with her height. The girl looked down and whispered, "holy crap, who are you?" The elf responded with " I am Erranwyn of Mirkwood and you must take me back to it!" "Mirkwood? Isn't that just part of a story?" "No, but you will write of my adventures in hopes that someone will be able to help me find my way back home." " Uh, write? As in publish?" " yes" the elf said," I am now your muse" okay so she took over in the middle of the bio, but i swear she's gone. anyway, i love spike, legolas and sean biggerstaff go starving techies! |
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