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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

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Flat mate by xxDracoDragonxx reviews
Hermione isn't getting the satisfaction she thought her boyfriend would provide.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Teach Me by LexVictoriaX reviews
In which a lesson in exotic fruit turns into something completely different .
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Daenerys T./Dany, K. Drogo - Complete
Late Nights in the Prefect's Bathroom by carleesimotherofcats reviews
Oneshot. The head boy always wonders where the head girl goes late at night. So one night, he finally follows her. Smut, smut, smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hair in the Sand by broadwaybaby529 reviews
"Yes, Victoire thought, I'm afraid I'll jump you right now, actually. She tried to keep her traitorous mind from going there, from finishing all their cozy late night reading sessions with wild bouts of lovemaking, from bringing their pillow fights and fort making rainy afternoons to heady climaxes in desperate movement."'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Post Yule Ball by discussionsonpaper reviews
Hermione is left at the base of the staircase after her fight with Ron at the Yule ball. What happens when someone unexpected comes into the picture to comfort her? Characters do not belong to me just the plot :D Thank you Lilly for helping me :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Not that I even care by teamfangirl reviews
Oh God, I was the most pathetic girl in school. I could feel moisture swelling in my eyes, but I fought the tears back. "What'd you think, Granger? Love your new house?" Malfoy sneered. "Haven't you hurt me enough?" I muttered and ran away. I hated him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,145 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Marriage Material by CherryWolf-chan reviews
My family, is much more agreeable to the prospect of a bride of supposed 'impure blood' than they are to once of impure virtue, lack of morals, and lack of self-respect. A Malfoy must respect himself or herself above all else. That includes blood status.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 82 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Assassin's Creed: Private Affairs by Alesuzael reviews
The great assassin Ezio Auditore meets an unexpected challenge...In a female assassin.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,251 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Ezio A.
Sitting At A Coffee Shop with Captain America by A Velvet Rose reviews
Tania Banks is just an average business woman who survived the alien attack a month prior, trying to make a living in a mangled New York City. She's not Captain America's biggest fan, but when she runs into him (or rather, he runs into her - literally) on the street, she starts to become one. Steve/OC, whole team included, 3rd genre would be action, Part 4 posted
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,881 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - [Captain America/Steve R., OC] - Complete
Sherlock's Education by HufflepuffSlut reviews
Sherlock seeks to understand some of the baser human motivations. Very M and don't say I didn't warn you Sherlock/OFC
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Asking To Be Dominated by MyBellaLove16 reviews
Her husband might be a General in the Grand Army of the Republic… but he's also a man; a man who is just asking to be dominated.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,678 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
To Hear the Boom, Boom, Boom of Your Heart by futurerustfuture-dust reviews
"These men could change their minds as swiftly and easily as any other, and when that time came she wanted them all to remember exactly why they could not lose her." Natasha has it in her mind to find out what each of the men she cares about likes, starting with Steve. Part one of Natasha, the Conqueror.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Innocence and Innuendos by georgesgurl117 reviews
Severus Snape was looking forward to a quiet, peaceful weekend at home with his wife, but fate, it seemed, had other plans. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Be Mine, Professor Snape by 2NiCe4U reviews
Hermione overhears that Severus has never received a Valentine. What else is there to do but give him one herself? SSHG Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sometimes hyperventilating leads to snogging with The God of Mischief by lavenderchaosquill reviews
Okay, so maybe this Valentine's Day wasn't going as well as Darcy would've hoped; Trapped in a very, very small storage closet with Loki and a bunch of Valentine's Day decorations. But it could get better. Like, you know, making out with said god in the aforementioned storage closet. ... The day had its perks, she'd give it that. (Contains Phlint & Tasertricks. Swearing, no smut
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Loki - Complete
One Night by MagpieMinx reviews
One of Ezio's novices asks him for one night as a favor to the other novices, but also for her own purposes. EzioxOC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,562 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Ezio A., Cesare Borgia
Crazy For You by A New Breed of Crazy reviews
A twist of fate brings Hermione to a decision she never thought would come about, but once it was made she would never look back. George/Hermione/Fred
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Starry, Starry Night by dogsrplayful reviews
Fang and Max slip out in the middle of the night to show their love for one another. Lemons, Max/Fang. Reviews, please?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,423 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Fang, Max
Running from Us by maia.maiestas reviews
When Hermione finds out that she is pregnant with Draco's child only one option seems to present itself. She must run. But Draco isn't exactly the kind of guy who lets go of the things he wants, and this time he wants her. WARNING: smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 93 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not So Bad After All by HalfwaytoNowhere142 reviews
Marriage law fic: Hermione and Fred have been assigned to marry each other under a new law. Ron is furious, Hermione is confused, and Fred is bewildered. Will they fall in love or re-petition for a new spouse in three months? DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter. WARNING: MATURE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,008 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Summer Rain by jesrod82 reviews
A field of grass, a greedy gnome, and carrots. Throw in some heavy rain on a hot Summer day, and Ron and Hermione would't have it any other way. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Healing in the Bathroom by Hadassah32 reviews
Ron's hurt. Hermione helps. Draco walks in. Someone gets punched. a squealing girl starts rumors and it all ends with a...Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Confession in a closet by Hadassah32 reviews
A bump in the hall way and a horrible rumor...leads to an angry Lily and a confused James...in a closet...a dark cramped closet. (RE-WRITTEN)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Raspberry Swirl by Aya8 reviews
Harry and Hermione find some erotic pleasure in raspberries, ice water, and whipped cream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Some Fun Among Friends by harrys-girl-4-life reviews
Ever since his girlfriend's been away on business, Charlie Weasley has been sexually frustrated. But one late night with his best mate Sirius, Quidditch, and Firewhiskey changes everything. Things turn out of control, in a very sexy way, when a third person comes by and joins in the fun. Charlie/Sirius/Hermione. ONE-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Sirius B., Charlie W. - Complete
Good Vibrations by jesrod82 reviews
Hermione teaches Ron how to use a very... special muggle device. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Excited? Sex me up! by JaiCourtneyandMilesTeller reviews
After Hermione leaves for the weekend with the girls, her and Draco have a little steamy time! Smut! R&R pleassee!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Caught in Sexual Tension by Halfblood of Avid Lucidity reviews
Hermione and Draco have been working together for some time now and the desire for each other had gradually built up during those months. What happens when Hermione catches Draco doing something in his office which is considered inappropriate? DMHG PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,942 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Midnight Encounters by harlequincabaret reviews
Hermione had spent long hours studying and needed a chance to relax. She decides to take refuge in the Prefect's bathroom, where she can de-stress in the bath. But she soon is not alone, and things are about to get 'steamy'... /DracoXHermione drabble/oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Breaking Time by Blackwolf-20 reviews
Hermione knows she shouldn't get involved with someone from the past, particularly when that someone is James Potter. Will she give in to temptation, or follow the rules? challenge fic for Reilly Jade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Hermione G., James P. - Complete
Late Night Shifts by FightOrFlight reviews
Emily was working the late shift at the hospital and she was so bored! It was only her and another girl on tonight, who was having a little rest while it was quiet...Contains Lemon! Tell me if I should keep this as a One-shot or add more! Thanks!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Hidan - Complete
A Night With A Prince of Asgard by Miishakasha reviews
You are called upon by Prince Thor, for what you do not know...but perhaps it could be something more than just a meager "fetch me this" task. A request of passion, pleasure, and deeds done in the dark of night.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Thor - Complete
DeStressing Hermione by Misaki234 reviews
A drunken Hermione admits to the Twins that she has been sex-starved for the last few years. They set about trying to solve the problem...Hermione/Fred/George...M Rated
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Detention by TattooShadow reviews
Hermione ends up in a detention like no other and it changes everything between her and Professor Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Surprise by pinayflava90 reviews
She's expecting a child. When she tells Draco, instead of a happy smile forming in his face like she expected, she only got anger. "No" Draco growled, "I dont want this." Before she could say anything, he Apparated away, leaving a pregnant Hermione alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fields Of Gold 'The Oneshot Story' by LibbyLumos reviews
Hermione was sent back in time twelve months ago, but now she's leaving. He doesn't love her like she loves him; he's still after Lily. It hurts her too much so she has to go home, back to the future and away from the pain he forces on her. ONESHOT. COMPLETE! FULL STORY IN PROCESS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Feelings and Misunderstandings by desiderium cordis reviews
Hermione and George and the unexpected resolution of their sexual tension.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
My Prankin' Hero One Shot by angelic13demon reviews
"I'll always be there. Whenever you need me, I'll be there…" "…Why?" "…Because I'm in love with you." "You're in love with me?" He turned as red as his hair as he looked away with a nod. "Good... Because I think I'm in love with you, too." Just read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - George W. - Complete
A Brand New Day by Aeilde Light
Scorpius is awful at Transfiguration. what disasters await his first day of class with Ravenclaw? Written as a Birthday gift for one of the members in my Facebook Head canon group. this is just a one shot story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Scorpius M., OC - Complete
Begs the Question by SnuggleLove54 reviews
It seems Draco has a problem with growing up. He hates responsibility, and would much prefer to just go about his business casually with Hermione. However, she seems to want more than that, preferably with much more commitment. How can two different approaches on one subject be reconciled? Written for the 2012 Dramione Couple Remix.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Late Night Visit to the Granger's by pranksandbooks reviews
Fred visits his girlfriend's house for a little fun late at night. Rated M for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Rumor Has It by SexySloth reviews
There are some interesting rumors floating about the school revolving around our favorite Potions Master. What does Hermione have to do with it? Written for MistressSnape87! SS/HG. Rated M. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Swallowed in the Sea by epochalypse reviews
Cheated on and lied to, that was what she was. The day Hermione Granger found out her fiance had slept with another woman was the day she had cracked. She wasn't going to go down without a fight. No, she was going to make him regret he ever strayed. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
My Lonely Valentine by Drusilla Maxima reviews
The Valentine's Ball is only days away, and Hermione is dateless. Malfoy, the bane of her existence, thinks it's a hilarious joke to repeatedly, publicly ask her to go with him... but is it truly a joke?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,045 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Breaking the Barrier by swishandflickwit reviews
He gave her a look, "You're so peculiar, Granger." He was the one standing on the edge of a ledge asking her to join him and she was the peculiar one? And before she could ask what the hell he meant, Draco Malfoy jumped. Looking for life? Here it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/11/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Kiss Me by Isla-x-bbe reviews
A quick song-fic to Ed Sheeran's Kiss Me - Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Friends In Highly Low Places by Out There Breathing reviews
Oliver can't keep a girl to save his broomstick - Quidditch is just too important to him. But in his final game as a Hogwarts player, he saves her, risking his chances at winning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Oliver W., OC - Complete
Follow me Home by randompenmenship reviews
someone is stalking our pink haired medic who could it be? Maybe, it's her secret boyfriend Uchiha Itachi read to find out more nonmass
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Parchment Pains by Enma Mitsukai reviews
A short Dramione drabble 3 Hermione has been having a horrible day, not much improves when she finds a piece of parchment crumbled up on her way to the Astronomy tower.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
14 Days of Pleasurable Torture by Draco Swagfoy reviews
New tradition in Hogwarts: Valentine's celebration. Now Hermione's paired up with Draco. Sexual tensions and fights and kisses. Merlin knows what they're up to. Rated M for matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,934 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Deadly Doll by Minami-to-yuri no hana reviews
Underlying her sweet & loveable features, she's just a broken china doll, yet pretty deadly. After one fateful meeting, Sasuke & Sakura will discover their hereditary power along their journey. Fluff, lime, lemon, sweet stuffs. Mind to R&R? AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Seductive Manipulations by LadyStiff reviews
PWP. Severus and Lucius meet up in Venice for dinner on a boys weekend. When Hermione walks in the restaurant, looking delectable, they are determined to have her... together. LM/HG/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Bathroom Proposal by XxPriestess.ReneexX reviews
Hermione takes a shower and guess what? Draco decides to join her! Just a short Dramione fic. LEMON!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Little Jashinist by loverofakatsuki reviews
This is purely a one shot lemon for my fan: MyMidnightShadow. Plot: Hidan takes an unexpected action when he finds out Kira is a jashinist too. Hidan&OC pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Hidan - Complete
Barolo by uchiha.s reviews
Post DH, EWE. Oneshot. Charlie is forced to accompany Hermione on a business trip to Italy. As they grow closer, Charlie finds himself confronting the things he's been running away from as Hermione finds herself drawn to the most complicated man she has ever met.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
The Art of Tag by iBravery reviews
Her heart was racing as she ran to the farthest part of the store, she was sure no one would find her. Oh, how wrong she was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2012 - George W., OC - Complete
Round and Round by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura and Itachi are high school students facing the threat of college breaking up their current relationship. When they're alone on a school bus together, Itachi takes the chance to show Sakura just how much she mean to him. LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Midnight Affair by RunWithJacobBlack reviews
One Shot / Jacob picks Bella up to spend the night with him back at home in La Push, when they really spend the night on Jacob's motorbike. *Mature Lemon Content*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Inopportune Moments by Naruto.Fruba.Lover reviews
Katya is a now-seventh year Ravenclaw. She and her best friend Lyra decide to visit Weasley's Wizard Wheezes. However, as a storm threatens their safety, the Ravenclaw girls have to find other means to keep warm. Smut ensues. Fred/OC, George/OC. Set in HBP. RxR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - George W., OC, Fred W. - Complete
What Friends Are For by Archer973 reviews
What would have happened if Ron hadn't interupted Harry and Hermione's talk after he is seen kissing Lavendar? HP/HG. Disclaimer: Not mine. Comments: pretty please?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 146 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Auror and the Death Eater by anondracomalfoy reviews
Smutty one shot. Sequel to "Draco's Turn". This time Hermione holds the reins, and Draco's been a bad Death Eater.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Journey to Helms Deep by milotic350's-killer reviews
Lorarwin is not from this time but yet here she is in Middle-Earth. Now, she is adopted by Legolas as his sister and she is in love. Resting before Rohan makes it's way to Helms Deep she can't get over her feelings. There are Lemons, beware!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Aragorn - Complete
A Match Made in Heaven by Remarkable1 reviews
Hermione comes home from work, shocked when the person grabbing her is someone other than her lover. A tryst with a twist. HG/SS/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Yours by MrsJacobBlack9999 reviews
Paul has had enough of Bella's running.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 121 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Bella, Paul - Complete
I Shagged a Weasley Twin by Aleicia Wolfe reviews
This is for LauRawrCat. I hope you like it. George/OC. Rated M for a reason
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/6/2011 - George W., OC - Complete
The Art of Breaking Up by EroticHaywire reviews
Hermione has decided to break up with Draco. DMHG. Expect smut, lemons, and all that good stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fire Melting Ice by RunWithJacobBlack reviews
One Shot / AU / Its snowing outside and with no power, Bella is home alone freezing. When Jacob comes to warm her up, things get a little steamy, in more than just one way. After New Moon. **Mature Lemon Content**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Harry Potter 7 Minutes in Heaven by Naruto.Fruba.Lover reviews
A series of one shots based on HP 7 Minutes in Heaven. All paired with OC: RW, HP, NL, DT, SF, FW, GW, OW, DM, BZ, CD. Rated M for some Mature scenes, only in OW's, CD's and DM's though. Suggestions are mild. Set in various years. Redone!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,868 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - OC - Complete
Trapped by xxBitchxx reviews
Hermione goes wandering, and ends up in a room with no way out. Then how does Draco get in? Dramione lemon inside! First fic on this site! Please R&R! Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Modern Flame by The Detective Prince reviews
Yukiko begins to try and play games with her boss, Madara, who keeps coming round for 'nightly visits'. one-shot. AU. Contains Lemon! : MadaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Madara U. - Complete
Seven Minutes in Heaven by brookiecookie1024 reviews
Four seven minute in heaven scenarios, based in the Harry Potter world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,716 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Complete
Ready for Anything by CarpeDiemForLife reviews
George Weasley's found a spunky girl just right for his fun, loving personality. Although he knows he loves her, George will find that things get tough when the world is at war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2011 - George W., OC - Complete
Loosen up, live a little! by velvethearts reviews
all Fred and George Weasley want is for their dearest Hermione to loosen up and live a little! where's the harm in that? GWxHGxFW no twincest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W., George W. - Complete
That Hot Summer Night by damnmysterytome reviews
It was one of the hottest nights in England, and the Burrow felt it, especially with eight people in the small house. Not even a cooling charm had any effect on the house. But Hermione found a way to beat the heat. George/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/21/2011 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
His Loss by Jinnx reviews
Based off the part in the sixth book when Ron and Lavender are fooling around and walk into the classroom Hermione is hiding in. The whole "Oppugno!" birds attack! scene. What happens after Hermione runs out of the room. Lemon and a bit OCC. R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Seven Minutes in Hetalia Heaven: Seductive by Perfect-Tempest reviews
Seductive and naughty, you have intentions to play the game with your best cards. /Self-insert, ReaderxVarious, Limes/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
Submitting to My Heart by xMWShade reviews
It had been four years since they last met up. That once chance meeting could change a lot. AU EWE - PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Hermione G., Seamus F. - Complete
Last Friday Night TGIF by Becka James reviews
One shot. Hermione has been studying as usual. But it's a Friday night! Fred and George convince her to take the night off and have a little fun with them. Rated M for good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Teaching Draco Malfoy Manners by smilelaughread reviews
"Hermione, please help me up," and "Whoops, I'm sorry, Hermione." Who could have ever said that Draco Malfoy didn't have any manners?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lustful eyes by XxDante.LoverxX reviews
Vergil is a total stranger too you, but theres something about him you just cant resist. Yet, maybe he feels the same - My first lemon
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,319 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Vergil
Break me by Shmeowzow reviews
Aside from little Yachiru, she was the only girl to ever qualify for Squad 11. She was in love with pain, and pain was what he loved to deliver. Lemon, Kenpachi/OC
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2011 - K. Zaraki - Complete
My Star Sodapop Curtis Oneshot by Sarah1106 reviews
Layla Jones has been Sodapop's girl on the side for way to long, she loves him, but she knows that Sandy has her claws in him. Or does she? When she tries to break it off, does Soda accept it? Possesive/Jealous side of Soda
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sodapop C. - Complete
Trespass Sweetly Urged by Lady of Spain by Just a Kiss Contest reviews
ENTRY FOR THE JUST A KISS CONTEST: As a favor to Quil, Leah agrees to go out with Paul on a double date. The occasion turns out better than expected for both of them & they're led on a whirlwind of emotion. Will a little kissing start to kindle a romance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Paul, Leah - Complete
Library Needs by BlueRosesJane reviews
As it gets harder to hide their desire for one another, our favorite Slytherin has his wicked way with our favorite Gryffindor. Lemon. Seventh Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not just a one off by Quillandwand reviews
The war changed George's life drastically, and he's struggling. He lives with his family again, but Harry and Hermione moved in as well. One night, Hermione and George find out they're more than just friends. Rated M for a reason. Smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/5/2011 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Butterfly by maia.maiestas reviews
At a company party, Hermione is feeling a little cornered. Luckily she has a knight in shining armour, but it's not really a knight she was expecting. How will she reward his courage? WARNING: smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wanting More by gnrkrystle reviews
Draco and Hermione have been giving into desire for months, but do they want more? Short, Lemons, One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is by SugaryBinds reviews
Hermione is a stripper at Draco Malfoy's favorite strip club. They don't know eachother. Hermione has a rule about sleeping with clientel though. Look, but don't touch. Will Malfoy be able to cop a feel? EXPLICIT LEMON WARNING. One-shot. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Slave of Lust by Pearl's Beauty reviews
AU. Even though the Malfoy's aren't a threat anymore, they still have power and influence, and Draco gets an illegal slave as a gift from his father when he turned 18. Lots of lemons. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,156 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Draco M., OC - Complete
I Will Not Bow by Anthem of the Angels
Story inspired by Breaking Benjamin I Will Not Bow song lyrics. Disclaimer I do not own Sephiroth or anything to do with FF7 or the song lyrics that I used. I do however own the OC and the storyline. Warning: There is a lemon in this.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Sephiroth - Complete
Joke Shop by chikkychoo reviews
OC decides to take a trip to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes. George has hidden something from her for a long time. Crap Summary but please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2011 - George W., OC - Complete
Smart and Sexy by bethalaina reviews
Why did Ginny keep setting her up with boring, scrawny, uninteresting dates? Hermione had told her she wanted a man, a real man. another old one from LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Seven Things by little red cardigan reviews
The seven things she hates about Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Educational Decree by justcourbeau reviews
Umbridge's reign of terror provokes the rebellious side of Hermione Granger. With the help of George, she begins to see the benefits of breaking rules. [Geomione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,949 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Spontaneous by SomewhereBeyondThesePages reviews
A series of Bella and Jacob lemons. I dare you to come inside and read...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,023 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Rosa Afferando by kirraleadatsme reviews
Hermione finds herself in a sticky situation. Good thing Malfoy is there to help her out. PWP, lemon, smut and just SEX IN GENERAL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hurt by Atrophyy reviews
George Weasley comforts a friend in her time of need.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2010 - George W., OC - Complete
Avoiding the Dragon by PrincessHamideh reviews
Hermione has been a professor at Hogwarts for years. But how will she cope when Draco Malfoy steps of hiding to return to Hogwarts himself, and take the still vacant Potions position? AU, lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Freckles by kissables333 reviews
Requested.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2010 - George W., OC - Complete
Want to Need You by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
One night was all he needed to know he wanted to be with her forever. One night was all it took to know she needed him. The only thing standing in the way was each other. SeamusHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Hermione G., Seamus F. - Complete
Birthday In the Meadow by Kei Jones reviews
Jacob's 18-years old. In fact, he has been for 18-years, 5-months and way too many days. All he wants is his beta - badly. Lemon alert. For you, Cucumber07
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
All of Her by maia.maiestas reviews
Cedric and Hermione have a little bumping in and afterwards Cedric can't get her off his mind. And she can't say no to him. WARNING: smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
Sexxay Bet Draco Malfoy oneshot by GoddessOfHell666 reviews
After being stuck in a closer Minutes in Heaven with her crush Draco, things start to heat up in the closet
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
Pancakes by Fourwords reviews
Leah always loved pancakes, so did jacob, but he prefered it so much better when Leah's acting as the pancake. Shameless blackwater lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
7 Minutes in Heaven Itachi by Mystic Shaddow reviews
A one-shot with Itachi and your point of view. Setting is the game 7 Minutes in Heaven. A/N: I own none of the Akatsuki characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Accidentally on Purpose by maia.maiestas reviews
When Hermione runs into what she thinks is a stranger, she's in for a surprise. Because the stranger is no other than Draco Malfoy. And their little bump in was anything but an accident. What exactely is Malfoy up to now? WARNING: smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Need Your Comfort by maia.maiestas reviews
It's the day before the first challenge of the Triwizard Tournament, and Cedric needs comfort from his special someone. Just how will Hermione make him feel at ease? WARNING: smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
Good Morning by DracoAndHermioneGetItOn reviews
My first fan fic. This is what is so commonly referred to as a LEMON. Draco & Hermione waking up in the morning and having some fun. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sugar by bethalaina reviews
When Charlie sets out to prove to Hermione that she's more than just 'one of the boys', he finds himself in deeper--and sweeter--than he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Fit to Be Tied by sphinx81 reviews
Wedding nights are meant to be enjoyed, and then some. Ezio/Rosa, Assassin’s Creed II. Rated M for adult activities and language.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Ezio A., Rosa - Complete
Armor Is No Obstacle by dfriendly reviews
Gwen and Arthur have a little secret tradition for the annual Camelot tournament… Now with a SECOND chapter! GwenxArthur. AU
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,845 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Gwen/Guinevere, Arthur - Complete
The Cure For Insomnia by 7-LunaAbraxos-7 reviews
Lately Hermione hasn't been able to sleep. When she finally does, what happens when a certain pair of twins wake her up? TwinsxHermione. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't by Fayth3 reviews
Hermione needs to get up for school. Yeah. Not happening.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
This Kind of Woman by belladonna803 reviews
Hermione had never been a fussy, frilly kind of girl. But she found as she stared up into his eyes and saw him looking back at her with such wonderment and desire, she found that she could absolutely be this woman. A Ron/Hermione first time fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco and Hermione on the train by whowrotewhat reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger get initmate. Graphic Lemon. One-Shot. Read and Review. UPDATE, this story was copied without permission and then posted under the title 'Train Ride' by the user 'RoseDominique'. She is claiming it as her own. Please help me let fan fiction know that plagiarism affects us all and it's not okay .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Repercussions by writer xjx reviews
Ron runs his mouth landing Draco in detention, which ultimately leads to a night of revelations and morning of truths bared. First fic be gentle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Better by Write Elizabeth reviews
Dramione Lemon. No real plot, just smut. May be a part two.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Train Ride by atearisonlywater reviews
Dramione ONE SHOT! Lemon! The Hogwarts Express has broken down and Draco and Hermione get close to stay warm. Of course, one thing leads to another and BAM! I suck at summaries. Written in honor of a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One Hundred Percent by KoreWillow reviews
Hermione is taking a test after school and gets a steamy surprise when the teacher leaves the room. She finds love in the most unexpected person and ends up getting a 100 on her test! Lemon; don't like it don't read it. 1st lemon: reviews would be nice!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,425 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fireplace Romance by brokenrhyme reviews
Harry and Hermione have always looked out for one another, but will a night beside the toasty common room fire change everything? Brief appearance from Ron, and a very very long and tart lemon follows. H/Hr one-shot, 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Updated! The Weasley twins’ legacy has inspired some hopeful new pranksters – most of which include the socially unaware, mentally defiant, and of course, the tragically naïve. And since Filch has been denied his whipping rights…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
Nicknames by supernaturalmuse reviews
Hermione never liked nicknames. Never. Well, that was until Fred and George showed her the upside of having special nicknames. Co-written with WeasleyForMe. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Finding Harmony by HeavensBells reviews
Cedric encounters Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Just one of the guys by savannah0707 reviews
Draco and Danni have been friends since second year. She is just one of the guys. But one night of unexpected passion will bring them closer together or break their friendship apart forever. This is something I wrote while breaking through writers block
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Captured by purplemonkeys reviews
Ame's mission is to keep a pendant away from Hidan. Hidan's is to get that pendant. But what happens when he catches her and confesses that he's now after something else? *gasp* HidanXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Hidan - Complete
How to Break an Elf by Ichi-ichi-paradise reviews
Yeah, yeah I know this is another one of those Legolas/OC fics...however. This one is Rated M for a reason, so for all you kiddies out there...stay far away or you'll be scarred for life. Oh, REEEVVVIIIEEEEEEEWWWW...or else. XDD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Legolas - Complete
Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven by xX-Shadow-Fox-Xx reviews
Naruto has thrown a party and it seems as though a game has started. Oh look, you get to go first. Seven Minutes In Heaven you say? Well, who will you get? 2nd Person POV rate: T/M Aimed for female audience Edited Chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007
Misconceptions by shadowglove reviews
ONESHOT. Being a Veela is horrible when your mate is not only going out with someone you hate, but hates YOU. Draco has done all he can to try and get close to an annoyed Hermione, but Ron's mistake is what actually shows her her misconceptions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 231 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lalaith by ArabianNights18 reviews
It's been two millenia, and Legolas runs into an old friend as he journeys through Lothlorien with the Fellowship. But the first thing she does is slap him. LegolasXOC Oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,296 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Legolas - Complete
Hard To Get by atruwriter reviews
Lily who? The new girl was… Heart stopping, stutter worthy, and completely ignoring him. :JamesHermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 430 - Published: 1/5/2008 - [Hermione G., James P.] - Complete
Lock The Door by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 2,684 - Follows: 488 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Like Braille by Almost Anonymous reviews
A secret list in the girls' bathrooms causes a lot of excitement in Hogwarts. Especially when a line of text appears under Harry's name. Response to a challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 423 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Back of his Hand by Binakka reviews
Fred has just left a particulary painful detention with Umbridge when he sees the one person he never wanted to see him cry... FWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Homework by That One Condition reviews
Draco Malfoy is watching Hermione Granger do her homework. Only what if that wasn't her homework? What if it's a list of some sort? And another question, what happens when Draco reads it? Oneshot. Against my entire being to write this pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 90 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What If? by Punkindoodle reviews
"Granger, what if I told you that people who read too much are prone to live in a fantasy world, never find true love, and die alone in a house full of cats like that Figg lady?" He leaned on the table, his chin resting on his arms, staring at the book she held in front of her face. WINNER AT THE FIREWHISKEY FUNNY PG13 STORY CHALLENGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 113 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Innocent by cinderella-loves-her-shoes reviews
ONESHOT Hermione and Charlie are good friends, but one morning things become a little less...innocent. CWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Fantasy Fulfilled by Nadex reviews
Hermione has been having hot erotic dreams concerning Draco Malfoy. Could it be possible that he feels the same way? Warning: MAJOR LEMON.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Twenty Questions by Iggity reviews
Ron and Hermione play a question game. It starts out innocent enough, but soon it turns into a whirlwind of secrets neither of them ever thought they would admit to anyone! RWHG ship. Minor HPGW. M for Sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Always by AccioBook7 reviews
Hermione is sent back in time to try to convince Severus Snape not to join the Death Eaters. This story was written in response to the WIKTT Oneshot TimeTurner Challenge. Rated M for a reason, people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
You Set Me Free by BeaumontRulz reviews
Hermione says something that can be open to interpretation... Harry immediately takes it to mean something rather naughty. Involves interesting dreams... HHr oneshot dedicated to LemonDropAnyone
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lick'em Lollies by somandalicious reviews
She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 254 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Matter of Great Importance by Lucifer's Garden reviews
A simple, innocent, perfectly mundane question leads to a whole lot more than Draco and Hermione bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lucky by GreenEvans reviews
Lavender and Parvati think Hermione's lucky because she's so close to Harry Potter. Hermione agrees, but for different reasons. After the two depart, Harry shows Hermione how lucky she really is. Oneshot, little point. Please be kind, R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Triumph of Logic by Mother of Tears reviews
Hermione is having a hard time choosing a husband before the Marriage Law deadline. She gets help from a totally unexpected source.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Remember Me by Elfbrat18 reviews
This was based on a dream I had recently. A young handmaiden, who's not like everyone else her age finds friendship in a certain Prince. But after nearly a year, will he recognize her? Sweet oneshot fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Legolas - Complete