CeciliaFowl
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Joined 11-14-12, id: 4361757, Profile Updated: 09-03-13
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Hey guys, my name is Cecilia and I'm a big fan of Artemis Fowl. I could talk for hours about this genius, so if I'm annoying, tell me, otherwise this might never stop.
I am 13 years old and live in the inner city of Berlin, Germany in a small flat, with my mother and my two cats, and Im in the seventh grade of a grammar school. In my class, no one is interested in AF, so I am looking for other fans, with whom I can exchange.
Because Im using Google translator for the translation of my Fanfictions, perhaps the grammar or spelling is wrong, or this simply is not said so. I'm only 13, so if you discover something, write me so I can correct it. About Reviews and constructive criticism of course I'm always happy too.

CeciliaFowl

Hey Leute, mein Name ist Cecilia und ich bin ein totaler Fan von Artemis Fowl. Ich könnte stundenlang über dieses Genie reden, also wenn ich euch damit nerve, sagt es mir, sonst höre ich vielleicht nie wieder damit auf!
Ich bin 13 Jahre alt und lebe in der Innenstadt von Berlin in einer kleinen Wohnung, zusammen mit meiner Mutter und meinen zwei Katzen, und gehe in die siebte Klasse eines Gymnasiums. In meiner Klasse interessiert sich keiner für AF, deshalb suche ich nach anderen Fans, mit denen ich mich austauschen kann.
Weil ich für die Übersetzung meiner Fanfictions ins Englische Google Übersetzer benutze, ist vielleicht die Grammatik oder die Rechtschreibung falsch, oder das wird einfach nicht so gesagt. Ich bin eben erst 13, also wenn ihr etwas entdeckt, schreibt mir, damit ich es wieder korrigieren kann. Über Reviews und Konstruktive Kritik bin ich natürlich auch immer froh.

CeciliaFowl

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Artemis Fowl, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, CeciliaFowl,

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile!

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My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 6410 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
With All My Heart And Soul by PowerSchlumpfi reviews
Arthur couldn't believe that it had taken him an awful lot of alcohol on multiple occasions to finally get to this point. Well, that, and a firm kick in the arse by Gwaine, who probably had planned it all out all along and was smirking smugly to himself now.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,505 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/18/2015 - [Merlin, Arthur] Gwaine, Gaius - Complete
The Razing of Camelot by Wolfeschatten reviews
After a mysterious force collides with Percy and Annabeth, they are sent to a legendary land. While figuring out a way back home, they must fight to survive the perils threatening Camelot without changing the legends that built future lives. After Last Olympian and during series 5.. possible spoilers. Complete
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,158 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Percy J., Merlin - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Games of Hunger by Take-2-Pay-4-1 reviews
Artemis Fowl II traveled in time to find out that the future is not exactly bright. The young irish genius ends up in a Country called Panem, in which Districts separate the land into fields of expertise and in which the terrible Hunger Games are religiously held each year. Not to mention that the odds do not appear to be in his favor as a day called The Reaping Day nears.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 131,074 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Artemis F., Effie T. - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Mermen: The Trident Thief by andiree reviews
Percy Jackson: The Little Merman? That's a plot twist I wasn't expecting. Inspired by- /art/Percy-the-little-merman-358362840 -this story is a hybrid tale of our favorite demigod, Percy Jackson, and Disney's beautiful Ariel. What a crossover this will be.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Disney - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,954 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013
Playing House by Beckett Simpleton reviews
Young Artemis' house is too big, and filled with too many people he doesn't know. Daddy is too serious, and Mummy is always too many rooms away to get a hug. The stairs are too much effort, and hide-and-seek is too dangerous. Is everybody's house like this? Artemis contemplating his life, and basically grasping the class system. Kinda fluffy... more bitter-sweet... as usual from me
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Artemis F. - Complete
Failure by Archangel's Blade reviews
Aremis has failed Holly and the People. How will she react, and what will he do? May become a multiple chapter affair, but for now just a one-shot. On Hiatus until I finish my other multi-chapter fic (February 22, 2013).
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Dry by Leca B reviews
Annabeth looked at her son. He was dry. In the bathtub. Dry. In the water. She held her breath. "Percy!" she yelled. - Annabeth finds something curious about her baby son. Fun fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 137 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
My Childhood's End by QueenAndr0meda reviews
The overflow of my feelings from the last book (there were so many feels.) *Spoilers, Sweetie*
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Lonesome Heart by Take-2-Pay-4-1 reviews
"With this ring, I give you my heart." Who would ever have thought that such a simple line from a wedding vow would lead into so much chaos and trouble? No one, either living, or... dead. / Will contain spoilers from all eight Artemis Fowl books. Set in the 1800's. AU. DARK ArtemisXHolly. Update each Saturday.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,185 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Artemis F. - Complete
King of Serpents by karatemaster101 reviews
He was left for a Squib as a child, too smart for his own good. Now everything comes tumbling back at him, and Artemis Fowl II is thrown into the world of magic, for better or for worse. And what's this about a stone that can turn any metal into gold?... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,796 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Artemis F. - Complete
Blood to Gold by Elbereth in April reviews
Harry Potter Crossover. Holly asks Artemis and Juliet to go undercover at Hogwarts to find someone who has been murdering fairies.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,709 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003
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Snow in New York reviews
Its Christmas, but Artemis parents are stuck in New York.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
My relative Artemis Fowl reviews
Artemis mysterious cousin is coming to Fowl Manor for two weeks. While they're still trying to find out if they like each other, the house is haunted by ghosts. -Currently beta-reading if you haven't noticed, so no updates for a while-
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Artemis F.